For some reason this hamtard evokes Danni more than the Alphatard to me. I am inclined to inquire as to the state of its spoons.

All your questions were answered - by the likes of Claeric, no less. If THAT doesn't tell you how stupid the question must have been, then nothing will.

Like this, apparently:
Do pay more attention: Jeeves was insulting the OP retard for spelling it incorrectly - the quotes around "per se" there were not scare quotes (intended to imply that the spelling is wrong) but simply standard syntax for delineating a string literal.
As for the OP retard's... um... I guess "refutation" is at least what it was INTENDED to be, I'm afraid parsing that is far above my pay grade. Maybe if Huffpuddle hadn't gone full retard, we could get a stupid-to-English translation up in hyah, but that doesn't seem likely anymore.

Norton software is stupid. Then again, so are you, so you're perfect for each other. Now, do you need any more help with horrifyingly obvious procedures? Want someone to hold your hand while you take a shit? I'm sure rufio would oblige.

But... when I said the same thing, you refused to accept it. There is a failure in your logic.

Please, explain how I could have done that without already knowing who you are. It just doesn't make sense. I'd have to know that information before making it available, no?

WTF? You specifically denied that such a thing was possible when I told you. Are you really so stupid that you can't even remember what you've been arguing?

Does... does that even make sense? Your grammar is getting steadily worse and I can't unravel what you mean by this. Do you think that 'DOX' is something from which someone can learn your name? IDGI.

Yes; I mentioned such an arrangement as something that could help her be more independent, and she said she was too dependent on her family members for it. That's what I would call merely somewhat dependent, not completely dependent, although, to be fair, it's not like there's a standards board defining exactly where the line lies.

I don't ask for help. It's not in my nature.Well, which is it? Are you completely dependent on your caregivers like you said before, or are you almost independent? You can't have both.Again, make me stop. If you think you can force me to stop, go ahead. As long as you can't, I'll say what I like.

There's no difference.And you tell ME not to assume things? You're completely wrong; I live alone, and do everything for myself, because I'm not a retard like you.What an Fly sentiment. You have none of the insight to which you pretend, and you are trying to get sympathy from a dry well.

Another culture failure. Try reading up on the Rule of 6.You also don't have a decent work ethic, so I was clearly not talking about you.Again, if you really HAD, you wouldn't say such a thing.And yet you have clearly learned nothing and achieved nothing with your life. Pitiful.But you just said you can't take care of yourself, so clearly you haven't learned that, either. BLS, YSB.

So, not only are you disabled and developmentally retarded, you also can't multitask? How do you manage to survive? Do you have to remind yourself how to breathe?Again, this was clearly out of pity.And not knowing how to get around those limitations makes you unqualified.Wow, way to be "polite". You are SO an Asstear sock.Of course I could. As an INTJ, I'm qualified for a leadership role, although ENTJs make better public figures.Yes. It's not hard.... Epic Fail. Weren't you just ordering me not to assume things?A smart person not only knows his limitations, but knows how to subvert them and do something anyway.I'm willing to bet that your "knowledge" regarding this is, in fact, incorrect. You clearly have an enormous ego, so it makes sense that your interpretation of your abilities is not in line with reality.I'm going to bet that you can't, you just THINK you can because you are stupid.I'm guessing you just fail at posting, just like you fail at everything else.Your family members do. "You" can be plural as well as singular, you retard.Like I said, feel free to make me stop if you can. What are you going to do about it? Report me to the Interwebs Police? Hah.You're a "we" now? You have multiple-personality disorder? Also, hur on that HULK SMASH PUNY KEYBOARD moment. You are so like the Whale, it's hilarious.The fact that you think that you've "worked damn hard" proves that you haven't. It is typical of an entitled whiner to claim to have worked terribly hard after barely doing anything. A person with a decent work ethic, on the other hand, doesn't think that working hard means that he deserves to be
coddled, and simply considers his work to be exactly hard enough, if not suboptimal. You're such a little bitch, it's just pathetic.
Mayonnaise is smarter than EA officials. You need to actually learn about the forum instead of just listening to EA's bullshit.Big fucking deal? WDCNo, you can't "fix your mistake" by reposting it. The damage is done, and you already proved yourself stupid. You don't get a mulligan.Do you think that that kind of passive-aggressive retardery is witty? It's really not, it just makes you look like a sadsack. Which you are.Prove that you were a beta-tester. I mean, I could claim to have been a beta-tester for them, too, and I was a 12 in 2002. As an aside, there is no 4, only 0, and you could easily have been a 6 in 2002 and be 12 now.Everyone else has been following the forum's rules. It's not about saying "worse" things; in this forum, people are SUPPOSED to insult the stupid - such as yourself - and being stupid - like you are - gets people canned. Yet again you fail to grok the culture. Why are you so stupid? Are you on drugs?

That is definitely a case of being unqualified for the job. If you are not smart enough to work out how to get through, then you shouldn't be trusted with food. You'd probably think that, having run out of shoelace fries, the obvious solution is to fry your own shoelaces to get more.

ETA: As an aside, why does it always take you so long to respond? What's your typing speed, 0.4 wpm? I see in the ?action=who that you're posting, but it takes you ages to finish even short posts like that one.

Don't triple-post. Make ONE post at a time, idiot.
That is only a tiny part of the full statement; your question was neither a strategy, tip, fact, or datum, so it has no place here.
You can prove you're 42 by not acting 12. At any rate, you ARE a non-human, as far as we're concerned. Once you can prove that you are more intelligent than shelf fungus - by acting like it - then you will be treated like it as well.
Again with the failure to grok MATY culture. Just soup already, you are never going to be accepted here. We are ALL assholes, it's the whole point.Not really, no. Even the developmentally retarded usually leave for some kind of group-home arrangement, and you claim not to be developmentally retarded (although frankly you act like you are).But you obviously don't. All the evidence from your behaviour and what you've told us of your life suggests that you could get by on your own, perhaps with a live-in nurse.And these people are stupid and deserve contempt. They are biological failures and should be treated as such.If you really need so much help, you should be in the care of trained medical personnel, not your mum.It is so hilariously ironic that you are saying this.They manifestly only let you out out of either pity or the desire to get rid of you, since you clearly have not learned anything.I'm not assuming. I'm merely inferring from what I observe of you. You are not exactly hiding your stupidity, so of course I will comment on it.Anyone who acts like you do deserves much worse than a bit of spit. A bullet to the head would suit you better, to be completely frank. Put you out of everyone else's misery.Clearly you don't, since you have admitted that you HAVE NO MONEY. Either you don't work at all, or you do work but fritter it away on things you don't need instead of being rational.I will insult whomever I choose. Feel free to make me stop.HA, so you're saying you're not even qualified for Fry Cook? This is rich. No wonder you don't have a job. You are pathetic and you deserve to starve to death in the street like the beached welfare-whale that you are.Well, since you clearly don't have any intelligence or skills for them to look at, what else would they be able to see? It's not that people only see the chair, it's that you have NOTHING ELSE TO OFFER.Then don't post on MATY, whiny little bitch. Act stupid here and you WILL get insulted. No two ways about it.Hur, you don't even know what "infer" MEANS, do you? The whole point is to form a hypothesis based on limited data. You've given me more than enough to understand your position, I assure you.Again, make me. You don't write the rules here; you want people to quit insulting you, the only thing you can do is soup off like the stupid whiny F that you are.

It was a question, not a fact, strategy, tip, or datum. Therefore, it does not belong in the War Room.I don't know everything yet, although I am always making progress toward that goal; however, I am definitely better than you are. Even the Whale is better than you.Yes, yes, I'm sure. How nice for you. How this prevents you from acting intelligently in an internet forum wherein nobody can see you and you never need to walk, I have no idea.That's your problem. If you don't have marketable skills that will earn you enough money to live off of, you deserve to starve in the street. However, I refuse to believe that you can't get any job at all. I'm sure you're qualified for Fry Cook or Cashier, positions which are going to be available as long as people shop and eat fast food; what's stopping you from taking such a job?Again, move. What's stopping you from packing everything into a car and leaving? Even if you don't have a car, you can get a taxi or rent a van.Well, that was completely non-sequitur. What makes you think I care about whether or not you have a job? You shouldn't need someone to FORCE people to hire you - if you seriously can't get a job on you own merit, you deserve to starve in the street.Sell your old home and unnecessary possessions. I already said that.You could always live out of a van for a while or something; nothing wrong with that. When you have enough money, get into a trailer park so that you at least have something, then work your way up to a small one-story home on a flat piece of land. Utterly straightforward.Ha, you live with your mother? Dude, people with spina bifida manage to be independent all the time, and I know some. This is clearly your cover for being 12 and, as 12s do, still living with your parents.Epic Fail. I have money because my parents and grandparents were thrifty, as am I, and I thus have a generous supply of savings. So, yes, I do have money, because my family - myself included - worked for that money, and saved it instead of throwing it away on pointless dumbshit like you. I am completely qualified to tell you how to turn a small income into a comfortable life, since, you know, I am doing that RIGHT NOW. I'm a bloody college student, you think I make much? Of course not, but I get on just fine. If I can do it, so can you.Here's an idea, then: get money from them. I'm sure you're going to whine about dignity and not accepting charity, so I'll preempt that: You have no dignity. You can't support yourself, so you don't get to be choosy. You're going to have to suck it up and deal.You already said that! Like I said, I have a perfectly good life, and I'm only "acting like" I know about your life because I do. You've said more than enough for me to infer the whole picture, and you prove my inferences right at every turn. How about you stop being such a whiny F and actually try to make your life better instead of wallowing over it?

Pfft. Everyone claims to have above average IQ on the Internet. I took the WISC as a literal 6 and still have the paper that states that my IQ was well within the range that I was at the time informed was "highly gifted" or some such thing; do I go around parading this as a reason why people should listen to me? No. I don't even expect you to believe it. Nobody here gives a fuck about how intelligent you think you are; all we care about is how you present yourself, and you ACT like a developmentally disabled 12-year-old with a severe entitlement complex.Oh, then you ARE USistani like I thought? Then why do you claim that you can't work where you are? Your right to work is guaranteed, so, if you won't take the jobs that you can do despite your disability (which, I must note, I don't actually believe you HAVE - transparent sympathy ploy, right there), that's your problem, not anyone else's. Hence, Welfare Whale.That is a classic Welfare Whale response. The ORIGINAL Welfare Whale says it all the time, and I'll respond to you the same way I respond to her: Is there someone or something stopping you from loading your family and worldly possessions into a car and driving away? Does someone have a gun to your head demanding that you stay where you are despite the difficulties? Sell your trailer - and I just know it's a trailer - and any possession you don't need, then use the money to make your escape. It's not rocket science.Nothing is off-limits. You got yourself into this; the only way to get out is to soup.

Your post had nothing to do with any of those. It WAS, however, both a question that you need to ask someone who will make fun of you (The Podium description) and a case of "HELP ME!!! It's broken!" (Oops! You Broke It! description). You didn't think either of those would be a better place to post?

(ETA: It was the WISC, not the WIAT, derp derp. Well, to be fair, I took both, and still have the scores for both, but the WISC is the one that tests IQ.)

Nobody attacked you. Somebody made a joke, and you got all offended. Grow a fucking thicker skin, not everything's all about you. Also, you really WEREN'T very polite, since, you know, you FAILED TO READ THE FAQ and then POSTED IN THE WRONG PLACE, and said post was whiny and demanding, but that's beside the point.Wow, really? I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, there; if you HAVE posted before, this just means that your failure to read the FAQ, lurk at all, or grok MATY culture is all the more pathetic.Ha! Another Welfare Whale? Awesome; if we get just one more, we can make the four of them fight to the death in the Arena! At any rate, in the US, there's this fun little thing called the Americans with Disabilities Act; if the country or region in which you live doesn't guarantee you the right to work, then you should, you know, LEAVE and stop being such a little bitch.I have a life, TYVM. And, from the looks of it, my life's better than yours, since I have an education, a decent student job, an excellent, recession-proof career path in extremely high demand mapped out, and, perhaps most importantly, an IQ over the 30 or so you boast. I'm not "talking about things [I] clearly know nothing about"; I'm merely talking about the things I observe, and I observe that you are a sad little entitled retard who deserves only contempt.

Didn't you soup, Asstear?
At any rate, I'll indulge your little game for a moment and say: Why do we have to be polite when you can't? Do you really think it's polite to join a forum about which you know absolutely nothing, post in the wrong place because you didn't read the forum descriptions, throw a tantrum when people don't immediately give you exactly what you want, repeatedly defy forum rules even when they've been explained to you, and then order us all to change our ways on the grounds of some authority that you, you little unimportant insect, will not and cannot ever possess? What gives you the right to dictate which of our behaviours is acceptable, when the nature of "acceptable" is subjective and your personal interpretation of it holds as much weight here, at a forum at which you've never before posted or even lurked, and of which you've clearly failed to grok the rules and culture, as a cubic metre of average Earth air at STP? If you're allegedly 42, surely you are grown up enough to know that you don't know everything, and not everyone has to defer to your judgement at all times? But, of course, the 42 figure was a transparent lie - you're clearly 12, Asstear. A sheltered trust-fund-babby 12 with no idea how the real world actually works. I certainly don't envy you when you graduate - not because of having learned anything but because your teachers just want to get rid of you - and have to work out how to make a living at a real job doing real soul-crushing labour. I figure you'll be dead inside of a month. If I could be moved to pity, that might do it; as it stands, though, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for someone else.

I didn't say I'd tell you. Do your own work.

Yes.

You picked THIS over "revoleting"? Ye gods, not only are you a tryhard, you are also UNHOLY SPAWN OF AGGIE. Presumably of Aggie and Pancake Fucker. Ew.

You're still here?

Ummm... when was the last ball gown you've seen with bleeding bite marks in? Wait, no, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

Oh, so you've finally noticed that? Man, you're pretty dense. On the other hand, I was kind of hoping you wouldn't notice, because I was looking forward to claiming to be the sock of an established member for the Boob Trifecta. Ah, well, perhaps another time.

Yes, yes, except that that particular line is true, and trying something else would entail finding a suitable lie, which is just too much effort to go to for something which I, as established, don't particularly care about. Nice try, though.