Of course. I always do that. Haven't you been paying attention? Lack of immediate interest is no reason not to exploit something for potential future amusement.

Paragraphs are for the weak. TEXTWALL FTW!
And I have, in fact, heard of the Kinsey scale, and I've BROUGHT IT UP in the past. It's pretty much one of the basic tenets of said theory. Nowhere did I say that I thought I was some kind of "super revolutionary badass" for thinking it - as a matter of fact, I am constantly surprised by people who don't believe it, because it seems so obvious. There are, for example, people who don't believe in evolution, but that doesn't make the people who do "super revolutionary badasses". It didn't even do that when the theory was new. It just makes them right. Then again, this is something that I would not expect an F such as yourself to understand.

Heh. Those are for people who think they have something interesting to say. I'm under no illusions about the interestingness of my words, nor do I feel any particular compulsion to type them; I'm mostly just doing it because it's funny to watch the rest of you. Which it is.
Anyway, it's firmly established that I maintain that there is no such thing as homosexuality. Now, before you go cry "homophobia", don't forget that I don't believe that there's such a thing as heterosexuality, either. I've been pretty well-established as a proponent of the theory of innate bisexuality since... well, at least since Whine was here, actually, because his really hilariously disgusted reaction to the notion that he might ever be willing to fuck, or apparently even touch, a woman was what made me decide that Shouty Vole was the new Whine when he reacted the same way.

Soooooo, Claeric's new combat operandi is Lv. 49 "I can't be obsessed with lesbians, because I'm gay"? Heh. I am suddenly reminded of Whine. Whatever happened to Whine, anyway? I think he souped when I stole Ellatrue's channel, didn't he? Man, that was all hilarious. Although, I must say I'm surprised to find that Claeric has made himself the new Whine - I was rather expecting Jeromycraig to fill that role. In fact, I still hold suspicious that Jeromycraig is in fact the *old* Whine. But that's another story.
Anyway, there's nothing technically keeping you from fertilising an egg with another egg, although you'd have to do some work to convince them to fuse. A polar body might work better, if you could get it to not immediately an hero. Really, the only reasons it can't happen in nature are the obvious physical difficulties. However, with no Y chromosome, there'd still be no way to have a male child. Claeric's argument is invalid. On the other hand, male pregnancy is impossible, short of some sort of artificial womb, and you can't fertilise a sperm cell (even if you could talk it into merging, they don't have enough celluar mechanisms to survive long enough to gestate, I'm afraid) anyway. On the other other hand, it's not incredibly different to engineer the necessary components - there's nothing particularly special about an egg or sperm cell that can't be emulated in a lab, and the chromosomes can be arranged in a variety of ways (popular suggestions include duplicating a male's X chromosome, and building a pseudo-Y out of one of a woman's Xs and DNA from a close male relative)... but these are not things you can do out of the comfort of your own home, usually, so you'd have to use the science building.

It's probably your monitor, then.

You, again? Didn't you soup when nobody was interested in your 12ish "social experiment"?

Yes, and you will also not find "strategery", nor "edumacation". "Disrecommended" is a clear parody word, and thus does not have to be an actual word to be grammatically valid. Way to completely miss the point, Fuzzy Pumpkin. Go munch on some stale bread or something.

This is not a wise strategery; get yourself some edumacation. On the other hand, "contraindicated" is so much better for the purpose.

Ctrl-click != right-click. Try holding the "ctrl" key, or "command" key if you are using inferior hardware, and clicking.
Also,

I love how puddings so often accurately reflect the stupidity of the depicted. Tard looks like *such* a Bliss Ninny here. Looking at her pudding, one can see how she manages to seriously believe the things she says: She just doesn't think about it, or anything!

But you HAVE been stalking the leech about and threadshitting behind her due to your bizarre crush. Do try to look at the big picture rather than JUST this thread. Also, what I MEANT by that comment is that you don't get to control who posts in your thread, and what they post.
You didn't. Sarashitti did. However, you explicitly stated that you were OK with her disregarding the rules because she was nice to you.

Two reasons. The simple one is "This is the one I just saw, so naturally I select it". The second is "You were especially fucktarded in this one, acting like it is OK to completely disregard the rules of the forum as long as one strokes Witch's ego while doing it".
ETA: I would like to further add that just because you made the thread doesn't mean you are Der Forum Fuhrer.

Hm. I have seen this pattern of behaviour before... Let's see if I can place it...
Oh, yes. Following Carcassleech around whenever she posts, poking her and pulling her metaphorical pigtails... Why, if this were elementary school, one might almost say that you had a little paedobear crush on our bloodsucking 12!

You may want to seek therapy. And, if it helps, the first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.
ETA: Also, it strikes me that failing to spork noobs because they were nice to you is counterproductive. Dude, do you even understand MATY at all?

You can guarantee a high-quality roast by using workshop profiles to restrict your kitchen to only Legendary cooks, and either have your fortress manager validate a job order for Prepare Lavish Meal/30 or just set your kitchen's only task Prepare Lavish Meal/R.

No it doesn't.

Oh, THAT puffery. I don't count that because I like being an ass or whatever. It is all part of my Badass Image^tm. 

Puffery? There has been puffery? Who is puffing, and who is being puffed?

One among your horrifically long tealdeeresque list of general failings is this: You keep stringing random shit together and claiming that it somehow constitutes "an explanation" or "evidence" or "grammar knowledge". Please look at it this way: I could sellotape together a pack of mentally retarded Atenist monks and call it "a religious revival", but that doesn't mean that we should start parading around the red disc. You're putting forth points that are almost, but not quite, completely irrelevant to the matter at hand, then doing entirely the wrong thing with them in order to achieve what you apparently presume to be some greatly significant epiphanies (and what, to everyone else, look like the ramblings of someone who decided PCP wasn't cutting it anymore and tried to shoot up pure mercury instead) - it is a lot like if you were to take two lemons and a bag of flour, shove them up your Reese-Witherspoon-distended ass, and call it a rhubarb pie. Now, would you be so kind as to take your late-night-frat-boy ramblings ("Have you ever, like, looked at your hands? I mean, like, REALLY looked at your hands? It's like, like, there's a whole other person, like, beneath the surface, and... [insert abrupt snoring noises]") to somewhere wherein someone actually gives a fuck? White Castle, maybe?

My old avatar 404'd so I just switched it off. I suppose I could reup it again if it is THAT important to you.

I have no comment on the rest of this post and the others except to say "if I can get the thing to stay open for more than ten seconds without crashing then I will take a screenshot, OK?".

I don't know what data will be included in the file and what will not so here, have this list.
Name: Milhouse Trixibelle Saltfucker, of course.
Gender and Age Group: Male YA, naturally.
Body-shape: All the way to the left. Scarecrowism FTW.
Muscularity: I don't remember where I put it. A bit to the right of average is probably fine.

This is a list of every TS3 trait that I think applies to me, in no particular order at first although it does get to alphabetical order when I start going down through the list instead of thinking of things off the top of my head.
evil
meanspirited
loves outdoors
vegetarian
hates children
pyromaniac
kleptomaniac
neurotic (in the OCD sense at least, the whole "freak out" business is something I would never dream of)
ambitious
bookworm
artistic
computer whiz
excitable
frugal
genius (oh, shut up. I know what you are thinking. The ingame description fits me. )
green thumb
grumpy (pick which one you prefer between this and excitable - they both apply to me in real life, whoever decided they are opposites is a moron)
handy
hot-headed
insane
light sleeper
loner
lucky (I guess - I've always been rather lucky, I suppose, I just don't think about it much)
neat
perfectionist
snob
virtuoso (apparently - I don't think I am but I am frequently told that I am, whatever)
workaholic (only a little)
None of the rest are allowed.

LTW: EMPEROR OF EVIL!

Food: Waffles, Spaghetti, or Autumn Salad, I guess. Preferably Spaghetti.
Colour: Any colour, so long as it is black.
Music: Indie, I guess? College Rock isn't a choice for some bizarre reason, so Indie is the next best thing. WRY U HAET, EAXIS?
Voice 2, I guess? I didn't listen to them much, really. I don't give two shits what I sound like in your game. Make me sound like a chipmunk for all I care, god knows the TS3 sims all look like them.

I put this as my biography for my self-sim because I am insane. Feel free to do whatever the hell you like with that instead.
"Trixibell Milhouse Saltfucker likes nothing more than to see the blood of his enemies forming a tasteful decoupage on the bathroom walls."

PICTURE WILL BE POSTED IF AND WHEN I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT. (This is because I can't get the game to open at the moment to take a screenshot; anyone who wishes may feel free to assist, or you can just fucking deal with it.)

I think we are all missing the main issue, which is that Bakermiaz is clearly a sock of Methven. No two people could BOTH be so stupid about punctuation.

Oh, please. Like Maxis didn't? They are just as much a corrupt corporate enterprise as any other, and Will Wright is no better than any other businessman who cares more for profit than about customers. BLS, Maxis-fanboys.

What do you use for "a Makebuyable collection"? I used to have a nice collection of normally unbuyable things that I found very useful, but apparently it broke at some point.

Trolls, tards, anyone with less than two neurons, et hoc genus omne. Including, apparently, you.

Something smells fishy.