Baddmark
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I needed somewhere for my freshly downloaded Pescado to live, so I got out the shovel and started digging. As we can see, approaching by helicopter, this energy efficient dwelling has thick brick foundations, concrete roof, a two storey moat and a year's subscription to SkyNet. Low maintenance landscaping and an attractive yet secure wall feature complete the lot.  The attractive South aspect says "Welcome" to any visitor.  Partly finished upper floor has useful sniper holes and hiding places, lacking only the sharpened steel "guillotineate" doors still on order from Inge's Doors for Discerning Dictators range.  Lower floor has a spacious yet comfortable command and control centre fit for any head of a NationState.  |
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Oooh, I love it! Excellent bunker, Baddmark!  |
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Does it have a radiation-clean-up shower?
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Emma
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All Pescados Suck.
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Oh, that looks great! |
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Nihale
Corpulent Cretin
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Puts my bunker to shame. Then again, my "bunker" is more of an underground mansion.  Note to self: Try again? |
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"We could remove the bugs, but we're not going to. Let's leave them in and call them features."
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Well, you could try just replacing all the nice furniture with old tatty stuff! (Or prison bunks etc.)
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Inge
Round Mound of Gray Fatness
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Senator Emeritus. Oh hold on, I am still a senator
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Lol I can't imagine Pescado in a 4-poster bed with drapes somehow  |
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 \"They\'re here, on the forum. A question riddled, spoiler giving, speculative cancer of sim evil\" -- redearth, Snooty Sims, 2009 |
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Zythe
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I would love a Sims2pack of that |
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ZephyrZodiac
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I think Pescado probably sleeps on a bed of nails wearing nothing but his underpants! And has pleasant dreams of lip-ripping!
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In communist China Peggy's hairs cut you!
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Buntah has other good stuff too, but this is definitely a must! There's a nice dunny somewhere at TSR as well!
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simmiecal
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No kittens within five miles of my house! :)
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Ha! Too funny. I just saw that yesterday on TSR and immediately thought of Pescado. |
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mishymoto
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Every bunker needs some ammo. You can find some for your J.M. here http://www.savagesims.com/index.php |
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. ~ Sir Winston Churchill
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And MTS2 has a Harley for him to ride!
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Pescado doesn't sleep. He lives on caffiene injected directly into the eyeballs. Not the weak stuff that comes in coffee, but pure, straight caffeine.
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Baroness
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Breakfast of Champions!
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Shunning the accursed daystar.
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doors for discerning dictators.  Like your bunker baddmark, that would be really good for Matyville. Hint hint. |
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My fists are named Feminine and Wiles.
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laeshanin
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Fook me, it took long enough to get a title!
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Impressive! What it really needs are wall-mounted machine guns and some decent electric fencing, a moat, mine-field, nice nuclear silo, chemical weapons and you're all done. Home sweet home.  |
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Meh...
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katemonster
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I think Pescado probably sleeps on a bed of nails wearing nothing but his underpants! And has pleasant dreams of lip-ripping!
Pescado has to share a bunk bed with his 8 year old brother (I am a subscriber of the "14-year-old boy who has to wait to get NL for Christmas" theory.) |
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Or alternatively the hard-up old codger who has to wait until his grown-up kids send him some cash!
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Baroness
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Breakfast of Champions!
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Yeah, I'm in the old codger camp, JM knows too much to be a young'un!
Mind you, I have a mental picture of him shuffling in his carpet slippers down to the letterbox of the little pensioners unit where he lives, to see if the cheque has arrived yet.
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My fists are named Feminine and Wiles.
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Inge
Round Mound of Gray Fatness
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Yeah, me and someone else used to tease him saying set up a webcam to prove you really live like that, and then we laughed thinking of him calling to his wife saying "Darling, I'm just going to move my computer desk into the wine cellar for today" so as to preserve the idea of living underground |
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Inge, you really think he would call his wife darling?
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Inge
Round Mound of Gray Fatness
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Yes of course, when he can make himself heard over the several little grandchildren clambering over his knees
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I personally think he calls her Mrs. Pescado and she callls him Mr. Pescado.
And when they've had dinner, he reads to the family from books like David Copperfield, and the children aren't allowed to leave the table until he's finished the chapter!
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