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[Hecubus]

UPDATE: It has come to our attention that Zazzle's shipping costs are insane, making it cost-prohibitive to buy items if you're not on the North American continent. Thus, we have a deal for you - if you want to 'make your own', please make your payment via PayPal (see the other give us monies thread), and make a note that you want the zip of images. I'll then send it to you via the email you provide to PayPal. If you donated before the goods were available and wish to have the images, send me a PM that includes the email you used at PayPal (or the snail mail details).

The Zazzle store is now open!

Please note that we have priced everything with an aggressive markup to get a few bucks off each sale - for the good of the order, of course.

Also note that more products have been added for your shopping pleasure.

Please note that these items are customizeable - color, shirt/mug design, etc. If you want a design on something that isn't set up (like the FFS on a sticker, for example), please make note of it here and we'll get it set up at Zazzle. Zazzle isn't great about letting Joe User customize across product types, only within product types.

Thanks again Kicks and stomps to BastDawn for managing the contest portion of this project!

[jolrei]

Yay!  I note that the only item up at Zazzle right now is the FFS fridge magnet.  Presumeably moar will be added as the day progresses, or am I doin' it rong?

[Emma]

Same here Jolrei.

Do we know who made all these designs yet?

[nekonoai]

I would love to see that FFS logo on a shirt. I'm not big on magnets, but I loves me some t-shirts.

also, I would love to see the rest of the damn products actually UP on the zazzle... 

[FourCats]

underneath that pirate ship you should have it say:
say no to securom or something like that.

[Zazazu]

Anyone who has a Zazzle mousepad: are they the ones that feel like fabric with kind of a gel layer directly underneath the fabric? I'm trying to see if I'd be allergic to them, and it doesn't look like they have really detailed product info (most places don't, honestly). I suspect I will be allergic. I just really wanted a Retard-Oh one for home. 

[jolrei]

If you only get an allergic reaction when you touch it/work with it, could you not get one to decorate your home/office space?  You could then have it without suffering.  Admittedly, this defeats some of the purpose of a mouse pad...

[rufio]

I am only seeing the FFS button, for some reason.

[Assmitten]

underneath that pirate ship you should have it say:
say no to securom or something like that.

Aw, FourCats thinks we're still on the design stage.

[jolrei]

I am only seeing the FFS button, for some reason.

Well done, rufio.  Nothing gets past you, does it?

[Hecubus]

I have no idea what's going on. When I'm logged in, I can see it all, but when I log out, it's only the magnet. I've put in a help ticket... stay tuned.

It had everything to do with ratings - I'd put a higher-than-G rating on the items, as they're for a rated T game; unfortunately, unless you specifically say you want to see stuff rated PG-13 or R, you can't see them.  Everything's G-rated now... so everyone should be able to see it all. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[TashaFaun]

Would it possible to get this on a mug. I have too many t-shirts but not enough mugs! Lol.

[Jelenedra]

Zazazu:

You could just print off the design and then laminate it. Then you can dry erase marker all over it.

[jolrei]

Just a status report from one of the masses:  I can now see 6 items (two of which seem to be identical - women's baby doll t-shirt with the plumbbob design).  Nice macro->caffeinate mug.  I'll get that.

[jfade]

I got ten items on this page: http://www.zazzle.com/cheezeserver/category/196907509510460775

[Solowren]

Do Want "Moar Fight!" shirt in black.

[Hecubus]

Anyone who has a Zazzle mousepad: are they the ones that feel like fabric with kind of a gel layer directly underneath the fabric? I'm trying to see if I'd be allergic to them, and it doesn't look like they have really detailed product info (most places don't, honestly). I suspect I will be allergic. I just really wanted a Retard-Oh one for home. 

Lemme see if I can come up with something for you.

Would it possible to get this on a mug. I have too many t-shirts but not enough mugs! Lol.

Will load it now. It sould be available shortly.

Do Want "Moar Fight!" shirt in black.

You can customize shirt style, size, and color - click on the item, then click 'customize'.

[Emma]

I like the FFS t-shirt in grey...and yellow.

[jesslla]

Oh, I love the Macro mug! I want one in every color. Sadly, I don't drink coffee or tea so it would just be a waste of space (but I'll probably still get a yellow one, 'cause yellow is awesome).

I think we should have stickers and magnets of most, if not all, of the designs. Stickers and magnets are cheap and cheap will encourage people to buy MOAR.

[Assmitten]

JESUS CHRIST ON A TACO. Some of those custom tee shirt options are 50 BONES! Looks like getting the moar fight tee in black (which is what I want, too) is going to be about $32 on the low end. Wow, my Captain Hammer teeshirt was only like $20.

[cwieberdink]

Yeah, and with shipping, the macro...caffeinate mug is $22.  Eeps

[jolrei]

Prices apparently reflect our fervent desire to financially assist the Cheezeserver:

Please note that we have priced everything with an aggressive markup to get a few bucks off each sale - for the good of the order, of course.

[Zazazu]

Zazazu:

You could just print off the design and then laminate it. Then you can dry erase marker all over it.

This was a thought I had. I will have to run a covert op and steal my coworker's transparencies.

I can't touch anything with neoprene or that diethyl diaza-whata without the immediate area turning red, burning like all get-up, and itching as well. Not even for a second. Buying new ankle braces is loads of fun...I have to bring anti-itch cream with me.

[Solowren]

You can customize shirt style, size, and color - click on the item, then click 'customize'.

Yes, but I brought that up because black is not an option for the Moar Fight shirt.

[rufio]

I am only seeing the FFS button, for some reason.

Well done, rufio.  Nothing gets past you, does it?

Yeah, sorry about that, I fail at reading today.

Is it still possible to get a broken plumbob shirt, or has it been permanently transformed into a mug?