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Syera
Exasperating Eyesore
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Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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maxon
Obtuse Oaf
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 02, 13:42:55 »
The thing that always fascinates me about that picture - and, yes, I have seen it before - is that thing underneath his mustache? It just can't be a mouth, can it? Nooo.
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MidnightVoyager
Exasperating Eyesore
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INFP, AQ: 36. Fear.
Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 02, 14:21:19 »
I hate that painting so very much. MOUSTACHES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
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Simsbaby
Pinheaded Pissant
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 03, 02:22:11 »
Maybe he has some sliced tomato in his mouth.
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Gwill
Terrible Twerp
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 03, 07:16:00 »
Quote from: MidnightVoyager on 2008 June 02, 14:21:19
I hate that painting so very much. MOUSTACHES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Mostaches work any way they want.
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SpaceDoll
Juvenile Jackass
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 03, 09:56:42 »
Maybe that face is why Vlad Tepes was not very nice?!
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Mirelly
Pinheaded Pissant
Posts: 1037
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 03, 10:32:52 »
Poor old Vlad. History has served him ill with besmirchment of biblical proportion. He was trapped between the footstools of Islam and the Hungry Ostriches of Christendom. Is it then surprising that he was apt to resort to a little benign impalement now and then?
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SpaceDoll
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 03, 10:39:17 »
And he loved to picnic! Can we truly condemn him for that?
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 03, 13:32:39 »
He had some serious underbite. Or tomatoes.
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notveryawesome
Stupid Schlemiel
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 05, 03:18:47 »
Or his mouth was bleeding, or artists just weren't very sophisticated back then.
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Syera
Exasperating Eyesore
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2008 June 06, 13:36:55 »
Quote from: Mirelly on 2008 June 03, 10:32:52
Poor old Vlad. History has served him ill with besmirchment of biblical proportion. He was trapped between the footstools of Islam and the Hungry Ostriches of Christendom. Is it then surprising that he was apt to resort to a little benign impalement now and then?
Your post reminds me of the difficulty of explaining to some people why the Romanians consider Vlad Dracula to be a national hero. XD
It goes like this:
"Well, he defended Romania from the Muslim Turks."
"So?! He killed people!"
"That was par for the course for the time. The Turks also practiced impaling and if they'd been allowed to overrun Romania, would have killed anyone who didn't convert to Islam."
"So?!"
"So for all his faults, he had his upsides. The Romanians are grateful for what he did for them."
"HE IMPALED PEOPLE!"
*sigh*
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Gwill
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 10, 15:51:29 »
Clueless drive-by...
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MaryH
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2008 June 11, 03:01:40 »
Oh, yeah, from what I've read of old Vlad, he quite enjoyed his sports-loved watching people being impaled, made a picnic out of it, holiday pay, the whole works. Unfortunately, the people from the Inquisition were guests at these events and took detailed notes.
Vlad the partier killed thousands of people by impalement. He took his fun very seriously!
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Lorelei
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Quote from: Gwill on 2008 June 03, 07:16:00
ZOMG! I thought Pescado was the only guy out there with a prehensile beard.
Clearly Weird Beard Man has a talented beard as well.
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Faizah
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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I know I should be looking at Weird Beard Man's beard, but, I cannot tear my eyes away from the glasses. I am not sure why.
Also, on a whim, I googled beard championships. I am pretty sure this is the same guy:
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/elmar.html
World Beard Championships. Not only do people compete at this, enough do so to justify a worldwide competition, with multiple categories.
And, further off track, are
The Beards
who, and I quote, only play songs about beards and having beards. Their bio is peppered with beard references. "The rhythm section of Nathaniel Beard, John Beardman and Facey McStubblington is complemented by the immensely talented frontman, Johann Beardraven." They actually sound alright, though I lack the beard required to fully appreciate their lyrics. Also, they apparently have a policy that the bearded get in free to all their gigs.
I was actually not going to post this, thought it was far too off-topic, but then 'Big Bearded Bruce' came on, on The Beards' website. "And when he walked, the beard swayed back and forth, like it had a mind of its own. And they say that he's killed a dozen men, throughout his many long years. Oh, but where does he hide the bodies? Well, they're all buried deep within his beard!" ... It goes downhill after that, though. In a face-to-beard encounter this beardless guy rips Big Bearded Bruce's beard out from the roots, and escapes with his life. All Bruce does is scream, "My beard! My precious precious beard!" Pfft.
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jsalemi
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 16, 03:21:53 »
To continue on the wrong track, I've always been amused by the fact that the only person in ZZ Top without a beard is in fact named Beard...
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maxon
Obtuse Oaf
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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Quote from: Faizah on 2008 June 14, 01:49:21
I know I should be looking at Weird Beard Man's beard, but, I cannot tear my eyes away from the glasses. I am not sure why.
Also, on a whim, I googled beard championships. I am pretty sure this is the same guy:
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/elmar.html
World Beard Championships. Not only do people compete at this, enough do so to justify a worldwide competition, with multiple categories.
Gah, what is it with men and facial hair? Revolting.
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notveryawesome
Stupid Schlemiel
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INTJ. I like putting hats on my avatar.
Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 19, 19:16:40 »
Eh, I'd rather see a full beard than only a mustache. Mustaches remind me of fascists and chauvinists, but beards remind me of Santa Claus.
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witch
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 20, 07:29:56 »
I like moustaches and goatees.
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J. M. Pescado
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 20, 07:34:30 »
Quote from: Faizah on 2008 June 14, 01:49:21
World Beard Championships. Not only do people compete at this, enough do so to justify a worldwide competition, with multiple categories.
I'd be tempted to enter if I wasn't allergic to being photographed. Do they have a category for prehensility?
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socurious
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 22, 16:54:54 »
Quote from: witch on 2008 June 20, 07:29:56
I like moustaches and goatees.
mmmmm hmmm. Understandable.
I love facial hair on men. It can add (or detract) interest to their best features. On women, it just confuses me and I stare.
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Gwill
Terrible Twerp
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 22, 17:46:59 »
I don't like the look of a mustache without a beard, but the look of a beard without a mustache is just weird.
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Trubble
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Quote from: maurie on 2008 June 22, 16:54:54
On women, it just confuses me and I stare.
In my hometown we have a resident bearded lady who is apparently quite famous (for being the bearded lady). There's a group on facebook petitioning to get her on Big Brother.
Anyway, I present the bearded lady of Guildford, for no real reason other than all the beard talk. There used to be this animation someone made of her eating a small child, but it got taken down...
BLoG MySpace
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maxon
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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No - I'm sorry, facial hair is revolting. My earliest, most abiding (and clearly formative) memory of the horrors of facial hair involved a man who used to brush through his moustache with his fork after he had eaten to (and I quote) "get the last bits, mmmmm". I went on strike when my husband grew a goatee.
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jolrei
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Re: Have you made fun of Goopy? Your life may be in danger.
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2008 June 23, 14:51:09 »
I have (as does my selfsim) a moustache and goatee - Mrs.jolrei is fond of it, so she says. She would likely go on strike if I shaved it off. I do keep it trimmed and do not comb food out of the moustache with a fork. Getting food in the moustache is a careless waste of food. The trick is to aim the food-laden fork at the mouth under the moustache.
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