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...WTF.
also, WTF is up with MTS2? I clicked your link and it started freaking out that the Java Virtual Machine was broken and that multiple Java threads died with the same error... every time I visit that site, I feel like Sims Is Dead and it's some sort of broken-down 3-year-old graveyard standing as a momument to The Community... hello? Free Time only JUST came out!
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Quinctia
Corpulent Cretin
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I never have any errors, just sometimes experience slow loading.
I'm using Seamonkey (mozilla based, like Firefox) and have every ad I can possibly block blocked. I wonder if it's an ad issue.
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Maybe. I also couldn't log-in, which sucked because even the support forum requires registration to post. This was a few weeks ago, though.
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Spinni
Asinine Airhead
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Those Metroids aren't 'chopped in there just to look cute. This is supposed to be Samus Aran. Non-fans will note the complete lack of nostrilage. People more familiar with the franchise will know that EVERY FUCKING THING IS WRONG EXCEPT FOR THE PRESENCE OF BOOBIES. Just to give everyone playing at home an idea of how wrong the above freak is, here's some more ugly Samuses (Sami?) with some screenshots from the GBA games. At least here you can see even a minimum of attempt to make the sims look like who they're supposed to. ...I never said my soul was all that deep. WTF. That creator also has some random 'Zelda' sims too, but they look nothing like the characters they're supposed to be ._.;; I'm all for artistic deviation, but...just WTF. Also, why is she eating Motherbrains/Metroids??! |
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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I dunno about THAT, EMMA. Plaid shorts aren't THAT bad.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
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rohina
Horny Turkey
Grammar Police
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Hmm. Maybe Trans Goopy in my story would like a boob job.
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Ugliest model ever. End of. (Image removed) Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse - Tranny Goopy. I bet Pescado puts this on Awesomeland Goopy-oh well, anything is better than plaid shorts.Emma, doesn't anything Goopy turn you on? Or is it just me? |
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice.  *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late. |
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Emma, doesn't anything Goopy turn you on?
Or is it just me?
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Goopy Lover
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Ugliest model ever. End of. (Image removed) Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse - Tranny Goopy. I bet Pescado puts this on Awesomeland Goopy-oh well, anything is better than plaid shorts.Emma, doesn't anything Goopy turn you on? Or is it just me? |
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3a). Remember: no submitting actual Sims, since they're not technically models. I'm looking for the worst example of Sims used to actually try to promote user-created content.
3b). The exception to that rule is if the Sim itself is used to distribute custom content that isn't available elsewhere.
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Ugliest model ever. End of. (Image removed) Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse - Tranny Goopy. I bet Pescado puts this on Awesomeland Goopy-oh well, anything is better than plaid shorts.Emma, doesn't anything Goopy turn you on? Or is it just me? |
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice. *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late. |
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Emma
Goopy Lover
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3a). Remember: no submitting actual Sims, since they're not technically models. I'm looking for the worst example of Sims used to actually try to promote user-created content.
3b). The exception to that rule is if the Sim itself is used to distribute custom content that isn't available elsewhere.
Another 3b model, which came to mind after seeing Keksich's submission: Sussi's Pirate Queen(Image removed) I like pirates, but I couldn't bear to download this sim, even to strip the dress from her. Woah, she looks like my Aunt on a bad day!
*Giggy moons at Emma because she didn't moon at him instead
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<Annan> Kofi is such an ass. She never responds when I try to be nice. *Ella whine* <Kiki> of course I give you shit...I can't stand you. I think you're an abortion 23 years too late. |
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behold_the_muse
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I was looking for one specific model on MTS2, but I can't take it anymore. My eyes feel like they're going to bleed from sifting through so much makeup. So here's one I found along the way:  (edited to fix picture) |
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Skadi
Mushroom Girl
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RE: Carla Niven Must Be Destroyed thread On page 3 he makes an appearance, user name: mistersexylicious. Apparently he is a drag queen, and thinks he is hot stuff  Also, he says his models are drag queen sims, so it may explain the "special" models. Off topic, but mistersexylicious is Tom from my forum. Sorry to disappoint. He's got an unusual personality, and a thing for Judge Judy. But great talent when building houses. Meanwhile I don't know if it can get worse than Hitler in a corset. Sussi's pirate queen is up there. |
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Quinctia
Corpulent Cretin
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 I'm sure the lack of modeling on the skins helps with the fugly of the models...but if you're selling the quality of your textures, it might be best to pick a normally proportioned face and nice looking and textured hair along side it. |
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Jess Maree
Furry Pedobait
Souped!
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RE: Carla Niven Must Be Destroyed thread On page 3 he makes an appearance, user name: mistersexylicious. Apparently he is a drag queen, and thinks he is hot stuff Also, he says his models are drag queen sims, so it may explain the "special" models. Off topic, but mistersexylicious is Tom from my forum. Sorry to disappoint. He's got an unusual personality, and a thing for Judge Judy. But great talent when building houses. Meanwhile I don't know if it can get worse than Hitler in a corset. Sussi's pirate queen is up there. Really? Well, my bad then  |
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<image snipped> I'm sure the lack of modeling on the skins helps with the fugly of the models...but if you're selling the quality of your textures, it might be best to pick a normally proportioned face and nice looking and textured hair along side it. According to the creator, that skin is supposed to have freckles. Where? She's got big brown blotches on her cheeks (that look like a badly made blush), but no freckles. |
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I'm sure the lack of modeling on the skins helps with the fugly of the models...but if you're selling the quality of your textures, it might be best to pick a normally proportioned face and nice looking and textured hair along side it. I'm thinking it'd also help if the face and the body were even close to the same skintone. |
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cenoura
Exasperating Eyesore
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Introducing: The Return of the Back Crack! I've been meaning to submit these since the start. They were originally found by Giggy Gwill in the February contest for awful skins. They're also used as models for Sim underwear and I must say that the skin puts me off of even trying to find the CC.  This one's face structure is also highly questionable. While this one, as well as the sick looking skin, looks as though the face has been " Simmerized". Eurgh.  They were used by Sera Sims, now available at the graveyard. |
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Quinctia
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<image snipped> I'm sure the lack of modeling on the skins helps with the fugly of the models...but if you're selling the quality of your textures, it might be best to pick a normally proportioned face and nice looking and textured hair along side it. According to the creator, that skin is supposed to have freckles. Where? She's got big brown blotches on her cheeks (that look like a badly made blush), but no freckles. They're probably wayyyy too faint and small on the texture to be noticeable on the skin (maybe even too small to really be rendered at the resolution the texture's saved at). Since they're hand-painted skins, I'm sure I know what the big issue is with them, because I had it when I started learning to do CG stuff. The shading is way too damn subtle to amount to shit. You get up close to something, work on highlights and shadowing, and you're afraid to go too far. And for the longest time, I never went far enough. It's about as bad as dodge/burn abuse, just at the other end of the spectrum. And jemjie, that model looks like a kid who's squished their face against a glass window. I'm sure the skin isn't helping, but man... |
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Tchan
Little Bitch
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<image snipped> I'm sure the lack of modeling on the skins helps with the fugly of the models...but if you're selling the quality of your textures, it might be best to pick a normally proportioned face and nice looking and textured hair along side it. According to the creator, that skin is supposed to have freckles. Where? She's got big brown blotches on her cheeks (that look like a badly made blush), but no freckles. *waves arm limply* I can see the freckles...no, seriously, I can. Just look at the tops of her cheeks, below her eyes and down until below the start of the dark blusher. There are dappled dots on her cheeks. So there are freckles!! ^^
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