Dude, did you patch?

HUR! What is it with Princess Leia and poop-shaped hair? I dunno, but it turns out more lulzy than expected.

Please stop failing. This is getting painfully embarrassing to watch. YOU'RE MAKING BABBY JESUS CRY!

Good! Admitting our failings is the first step to being less stupid. Here's another lesson for you, two for one style: If people weren't stupid asses, asking stupid questions that have been answered before and making threads about it, you wouldn't be so cruelly misled by thread titles, nor would you have to wade through so much tard-droppings. I know, horrible, isn't it?


With your sanctimonious bullshit, I suspect that your "friends" all hate you as much as we already do.


There there. I know that it hurts to be inferior, but we can't all have the same gifts and stuff, now can we. Of course, that doesn't mean that we want your tard-stink wafting throughout our virtual house the entire time, so maybe you need to re-evaluate the forums you hang out at, maybe add places a bit more friendly and less helpful - coz you can't have both here. Maybe some place that only uses ZOMG NETSPEEK or one-syllable words would be more suited to your intellectual prowess (or lack thereof). Look at someone like Boobzilla - why she had every mental illness in the book including but not limited to Assburgers, dyslexia and Bipolar, and yet she couldn't understand that inferior people like yourself and her should not be playing here where the adults are talking.

"Hence why" LOL. I was going to answer, but I can't stop laughing at your stupidity and the unimaginable depth of your ignorance. Fail troll is definitely FAIL.

You know, I still don't know what you think this means. Do you think that those of us doing the sporking can't take what we dish out? Because I can assure you, that is NOT the case at all, though that's a nice bit of projection there. The other alternative is that you mean that we have to take YOUR sporking? Because, honey, that's just sad. Your "sporking" is so lame and self-righteously pitiful that it's not even lulzy or entertaining, just dull dull dull.

I dunno, its moar-righteous than thou pretentious "WRONG ANSWER" kind of tardliness reminds me of Boobzilla although that, plus the passive-aggressive "feel the love" asswankery also holds shades of Yifftard or even Asstear.

BOTTOM LINE: Stupid tards are really a dime a dozen with 2 personalities they share.

Linky: http://www.mediafire.com/?xas5c3zrqooxp9z

Grimma Catbutt / Catbutt [Insert Any Surname Here]
YA.

Traits:
Loner
Bookworm
Excitable
Hates the Outdoors
Light Sleeper

Others that would fit:
Absent-minded
Artistic
Adventurous
Clumsy
Computer Whiz
Couch Potato
Dramatic
Eco-Friendly
Good sense of humour
Perceptive
Perfectionist
Virtuoso

Liftime Wish - Professional Author, Top of Journalism career track, Illustrious author, somesuch
Favourite food: Spaghetti
Favourite colour: Spiceberry
Favourite Music: Pop (where's the heavy metal or rock?).

Like stated, I suck at making self-sims, but she looks more or less like me though I couldn't find the appropriate hair. This was the best I could find for now - I'll update her when/if proper Princess Leia hair is out for Sims 3.

Oh, look! Another raging misogynist, trying to insinuate that women can only be SO MEEN when they're having PMS, and that said MEENNESS is therefore totes irrational and deplorable, needing to be "fixed"/"helped"!

Boy, that's so original, not to mention obviously true, that I simply don't know how to thank you for your herbal advice other than reciprocate with some advice of my own: you should really try out some Ginko Biloba or something similar for your own little embarrassing... ahem... condition. Failing that, there's always monkshood or may apple seeds.

Have you met our current misogynistic ass-douche du jour, Drakron AKA Dark Ron? You two would get along like a house on fire - one can only be left hoping that you two will be IN said house at time of combustion.

Once again, if it's something the majority of us were able to figure out without being spoon-fed B, C and D, then why the fuck should we enable your stupidity and laziness?


Well what you "feel" LOL is completely irrelevant to any discussion on MATY ever. This is how MATY works. Don't like it, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. See, I didn't even use the abbreviations, how's that for providing you with ample clues as to what B, C and D may be?

Tell me, do you also go into random people's houses and opine prescriptions on what they should do with THEIR decor and how they should raise THEIR kids? That's just rude, didn't your parents teach you better than that?


You see, this is EXACTLY the kind of lazy-ass mouthbreathing tardliness we try to DISCOURAGE. My god, entitled much? No one OWES you any help with your fucking game, and if it's been answered to death before BY GOLLY we get a little bit tetchy when answering and re-answering the same questions, only worded a bit differently.

Once again, NO ONE HERE OWES YOU any help with your game. At all. The situation may be different on the BBS, but here we don't owe you shit.


LOL! Thanks, that was grate.

YO MATY! We really need to start knocking off the meanness we use to keep our carpets clean of tard-shit, because METARZANYOUJANE over here doesn't like stress in [her] life so clearly we've been oh so misguided, and only what counts as stress to METARZANYOUJANE and her life should be considered in forming this site and its policies, where she has such an enormous and important history, presence and is such a necessary part of how the site functions.

Wow! Double score! Not only does it turn out that Cyberdildo was indeed too stupid to know WHERE it made a homonym error, it was ALSO too stupid to even know what a homonym error is in the first place.

PROTIP: Just because you INTENDED to use the incorrect word in a fixed idiom because you learned from other ignoramuses that that's how it should be used (what kind of asshats do you hang out with, anyway?) doesn't mean that it isn't still one of the classic homonym errors.

This is most gratifying indeed, and I think I shall request a splatter bonus, or failing that, a piledriver bonus.

Quoting Dark Ron's QUOTEFAIL for posterity and lulz. What an idiot. Fucking posting, how does it work?

YES BUT ARE YOU TAKING YOUR SIMPOINTS WITH YOU?

OK, that just makes the babby jeebus cry so hard. Do you also believe that men are animals (AKA "men can't help raping in conditions x, y and z"?). Do you also pee where ever you feel like it, whenever the urge strikes? Because, unlike hormones, peeing is a biological IMPERATIVE, yet we can control how and when we do that. Curious.

Here's a clue for you: It's called the Patriarchy, and we're all trapped in it and rewarded for acting a certain way, and punished for NOT acting that certain way. However SOME people recognise it for what it is - a Matrix-like system that pervades just about every single fucking thing we all do, see and hear from our times in the womb until our ticket is punched, used to oppress and benefit from women as a class, and these people tend to resist said social prescriptions and buck the expected and *gasp* be all unpredictable and shit.

The "confusion" comes in that the Patriarchy TELLS us that women should all be a, b, or c.

However, women are not monolith, not treatable as one being. Are, in fact, fully human, with varying interests, preferences and beliefs. This makes it harder for Dude Nation, who wants to believe that in order to "know" a woman (i.e. get sex from a woman), one need only follow a recipe of a, then b, then c, and the caek will be all yours, delicious and moist. The prospect of dealing with every person (including every woman) as an individual is just TMW and too daunting, so a false "problem" is created to make it seem all the fault of those darn pesky womminz, who won't let the doodz just treat them all the same goddamot.

No-one says it better than Morpeus, as quoted by Melissa McEwan at Shakesville:

The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.—Morpheus

The red pills are on offer, if you are ready for it.

Say it after me: WE DO NOT ENCOURAGE THE STUPID.

Encouraging and hand-holding the stupid really only leads to misery and tears on the long term, as they then continue to show up, asking the same fucking questions that's been answered oh so many times, had they but searched. They do not plan on ever doing anything for themselves - they are the net equivalent of that 30 year old unemployed moocher still living off of his aging parents. We are not ailing parents, we TAKE their asses OUT.

We don't LIKE people who expect us to do all THEIR work FOR them. We do NOT want them, and those they drag with them of the same ilk, around. Is that too difficult for you to grasp?

Your concerned tone-trolling is noted, though.

Are you too stupid to know what a homonym is, or too stupid to see where you have committed a homonym error? Curious minds and all that.

Hey fucktard - use the fucking search button, post shit in the correct places, and stop being a whiny entitled ass. You are not ENTITLED to be treated nicely anywhere, most noticeably NOT here.

Also, could all the noobass wanktards just quit already with the schoolyard bully comparisons and think up something new? It's really getting damn old and tiresome.

INORITE! It can't even install and patch THE SIMS, and it's so consistently boring and fail that I conclude that its attempt to make off my awesome senator as being "lame" is just an admission of how deeply disturbed it is by how great jezzer is.

It's like saying "Oh, Gandhi is just a coward" while KNOWING that you yourself would never in a million years be able to obtain his level of brilliance and self-sacrifice and be able to mean something constructive to the world.

This realization (that someone is SO much better than you that you'd never even START catching up) is so damaging to the Id that the subject's Superego must then attempt to cast said superior person into the reality of what the subject sees in and about itself, in order for the subject to continue the illusion of self-worth and esteem - thus Gandhi becomes a coward, because the subject actually (correctly, though mostly subconsciously) perceive THEMSELVES to be the coward.

In the same way, OpiumLame continues to deride Jeromy, because it KNOWS that it itself is so full of fail that the ONLY thing it is ABLE to succeed in is failing throughout the course of its life.

It's all very clear and basic, really.

Its delusions of mod powers as natural, unquestioned and its due also bears out this theory - I really did lol at THAT particular bit of stupidity.

*Grimma snorts

Good thing you're not misogynistic, eh Holmes?

Don't worry. We all know that you were just really trying to convince yourself that your mama actually *wanted* you, instead of having you inflicted upon her and regretting that fact (as to we all, Mrs DowagerClaeric. As do we all).

ETA: The only way this would have been more lulzy is if Vole said "lol your fat" instead of "lol your ugly".

You're quite correct, Vole... no, sorry, can't even type it with a straight face.

HEY MATY I TOTES had an abortion this very week coz I wanted a babby! All of this constant blathering about reproductive rights, conception and right to autonomy -  it's all a trap by us womanly types to make men THINK that we don't want kids when we say "Hey, I don't want kids" and then, when we do fall pregnant (because who has sex for any other reasons than reproduction amirite?), we're just flushed by these earth-mother hormones and would FIGHT TO THE DEATH for the parasite endangering our very lives by subsisting on our uterine nutrients - just like Bella in Twilight.

Coz that makes PERFECT sense.

Thanks for making me aware of the dangers of women!

I thought that was a reaming face - since Shouty! Vole! is so ridonkulously unreliable and quite frankly, disturbing WANTING TO FUCK HIS ADOPTIVE SON WTF?, that it's constantly being torn a new one to alleviate the crap that obviously can't exit through any other means (i.e. ass) because of constant reaming.

Also, OpiumTard - really, you sound just like YiffTard/Asstear/Celestard's kinky 3-way love/haet child. You should work on that or sue your parents, or yourself. Or something.

ETA: Fuckin' posting, how does it work?

Previous games being patched by subsequent games have NOTHING to do with the launcher or EADM Tool of Evil at all, so I am failing to see where you get your information from, other than your ass.

ETA:


Are we talking about the same Pescado here? Owner of the site, coder to the gods, "MOAR FIGHT WALK IT OFF YOU PUSSY OMGWTFBBQ" Pescado? Coz while I agree that it's "almost always witty and well placed", it's usually just out of plain meanness, sweetie. Truefax.


LOL! I find it hilarious to the n-th degree that you, YOU, who are too fucking stupid to be able to install THE SIMS and expansions, are complaining about the lack of intelligent insults. Hey, you're welcome to try and up the standard whenever you are ready - if you can (which I seriously fucking doubt if your fare in this thread is anything to go by).

And you say that *I* have no sense of humour - I'm serious, I can't stop snorting with laughter over here. In my experience with butthurt (which has been extensive), that's the first defense of the butthurt: "I made a joke! I'm not butthurt/stupid/fail! Sheesh, don't you have a sense of humour?"

I contest that you wouldn't recognize a good and witty insult if it slithered up your ass having to first squeeze past your head, and bit you in the tonsils.


Your psycho-analysis intruiges me. By which I mean "pull the other one, it has got bells on". Tell me, do you KNOW anything about psychology? REAL psychology, not the asinine psuedo-pop-psychology you see on Oprah and Dr. Phil? Coz if you do, you need to re-do those courses, for verily you SUCK at it. Which is not surprising, given your mental deficiency, but still. Tut tut.


Appeal to the lurkers? Don't stop now, do tell us what exactly these "new crowd" people are (is it like "new age"? "New Atheism"? I am intruige!), and why the "bored" ones would stick around at a site they find so soul-numbing if they are sooooo intelligent and well-adjusted, since you have such deep and intimate knowlege of the thoughts and motivations and backgrounds of MATY members.

OMG, you people are so ignorant! 

It's from the fucking LATIN, which means it is, in fact, spelled "PER SE" and NOTHING ELSE! I know, I know, "but you pronounce it purr say" - and I'm here to tell you that Latin doesn't give a rat's ass about how retarded you must be to have to have everything spelled to conform to *your* version of pronunciation in a language that didn't even fucking EXIST yet at the time this phrase was coined. Oh cold cruel world indeed.

Edumacation, get u sum.

I know I'll regret asking, but how exactly, Jeeves et al (and this includes you, OpiumDeluded, with your "it may not be spelled *correct* per se, but meh, if Urban Dicktionary approves it that's good enuff 4 me!"), were you planning to otherwise spell said phrase in contention?

Since it says very clearly
I'mma go with a "yes". Reading is fun, isn't it?

You could try it, but be aware of the risks and backup appropriately etc. etc.

Yes, tone is important, as is a dismissive "this is too menial for my talents" look. I tell you what, though, if I delegated something to my male minion and he failed to manage to accomplish it, I won't be posting for help on his behalf - I'd expect him to find help his own damn self. HE's the one who failed, after all, and I'm not his mom, doing his homework for him so that he'd get the best marks and make me look like such a wonderful mommy for managing to raise such a smart boy.