[9:57pm] rohina: Aggie, if you are not going to play any more, you need to STFU about it.
[9:57pm] Fairlight: I will assist with the V-training course. 
[9:57pm] rohina: Because listening to you whine while you play is one thing.
[9:57pm] Pescado: But first, we discuss the Game.
[9:57pm] V: She is playing for treasure
[9:57pm] Fairlight: In whatever manner Vtuggle requests.
[9:57pm] Aggie: Actually, i just recalled that Pescado has something that I want.
[9:57pm] Kewian: hey thats not right...
[9:57pm] Aggie: Leverage is a good thing.
[9:57pm] rohina: But listening to you whine if you have Souped is quite another.
[9:57pm] Kewian: I get no leverage just bullied into it.
[9:57pm] Aggie: Listening to you botching has a similar effect on me,. so I guess we're even.
[9:58pm] Pescado: Yes, Whale. Because you fail harder than Aggie. 
[9:58pm] Jelenedra: Kewians don't get leverage
[9:58pm] Aggie: bitching*
[9:58pm] rohina: Kewian, you did fine last time I was on  Team Suck.
[9:58pm] Jelenedra: part of the Exclusion Principle
[9:58pm] rohina: You just need V to tell you what to do.
[9:58pm] Jelenedra: you can't bribe what doesn't exist
[9:58pm] Kewian: NOW its time for MY whining,.
[9:58pm] Aggie: Oooh.
[9:58pm] Pescado: No one cares, Whale.
[9:58pm] rohina: The Whale should get equal time with the Agger.
[9:58pm] Kewian: maybe not but it is massively annoying.
[9:58pm] Aggie: I'll probably do better if I just ignore the chat windows.
[9:58pm] V: No
[9:58pm] Pescado: Aggie: You shouldn't IGNORE the chat windows.
[9:58pm] V: You cannot ignore the chat window
[9:58pm] Amber: You know, we might have enough peasants now that Kewian could try to lead her team to victory.
[9:58pm] V: You have to have instructions
[9:58pm] Pescado: But don't try to talk back. 
[9:58pm] Jelenedra: just play attention to the team chat at least
[9:59pm] Aggie: Which to ignore: galactic window, tactical window or chat window?
[9:59pm] Aggie: I can't look at all three.
[9:59pm] rohina: Feckless will play again if we go again soon.
[9:59pm] Pescado: The tactical window is the least important window.
[9:59pm] rohina: Why not, Aggie?
[9:59pm] V: Al you have to say in chat is, "k" or maybe "ok"
[9:59pm] rohina: I can, and I am blind.
[9:59pm] Aggie: Because.
[9:59pm] Fairlight: Vtuggle:  Get in the game and teach Aggie while the others talk about game.
[9:59pm] Kewian: I cant lead anyone to victory
[9:59pm] Pescado: Actually, in netrek, you don't even say ok.
[9:59pm] Pescado: You just DO it.
[9:59pm] Amber: Aggie, the trick is to get to a position where you are not in immediate dangle of asploding and quickly check all vectors.
[9:59pm] Kewian: Im not exactly inspired to play with this shit.
[9:59pm] Jelenedra: Aggie, I lock onto planets from far away and let the ship take itself in most of the time
[9:59pm] Amber: *danger
[9:59pm] Jelenedra: I just mash buttons to get it there faster
[10:00pm] Aggie: I'll think about this while I'm waiting for that hack.
[10:00pm] Fairlight: Hell, *I* do that.
[10:00pm] V: Come on Aggie
[10:00pm] rohina: OH!
[10:00pm] Aggie: The deal has been struck!
[10:00pm] rohina: Pescado!
[10:00pm] Fairlight: And you don't think this is being a whiner? 
[10:00pm] rohina: I has a hack request
[10:00pm] V: Get in and I will run you around
[10:00pm] Pescado: You really only need to look at the galactic. 
[10:00pm] Pescado: The tactical window is unimportant, it's not like yo'll actually survive a fight.
[10:00pm] Kewian: bleh
[10:00pm] Pescado: If you end up in a fight at your skill level, you're screwed anyway.
[10:00pm] Pescado: Had you been paying attention to Galactic, you probably would not have ended up in a fight. 
[10:00pm] Fairlight: Yes, Aggie can learn how to fight after she learns how to not fight.
[10:00pm] Kewian: so everyone else gets rewards and I get a punishment.. doesnt sound right to me.
[10:00pm] Aggie: Anyhoo, once I get that mack, pescado, I'll try netrek again, but not before.
[10:01pm] Pescado: I mean, seriously, it's not like anyone bothers to pursue you. 
[10:01pm] Aggie: hack*
[10:01pm] Jelenedra: make your resolution bigger, to make the windows a little smaller, maybe you can focus better that way on all three screens
[10:01pm] Fairlight: Kludge:  Don't let her hold you hostage like that. 
[10:01pm] rohina: Aggie, I don't think it works like that.
[10:01pm] rohina: We don't need you that badly.
[10:01pm] Pescado: I don't, Fairlight. 
[10:01pm] Aggie: It's up to Pescado.
[10:01pm] Kewian: I think you are overplaying it.
[10:01pm] rohina: There are lots of players, especially earlier in the day, when there is Muffy, Dingaling and the other guy.
[10:01pm] Amber: If it doesn't really cost him anything and gets us an extra player, why the hell not?
[10:01pm] Aggie: Yes, he has the hack finished.
[10:02pm] Aggie: All he has to do is release it.
[10:02pm] Jelenedra: Aggie: if you're in the middle of something, ignore the chat window, wait until you are safe before worrying about it
[10:02pm] • Pescado is writing a self-destruct routine into the hack now. 
[10:02pm] Pescado: So if Aggie quits after that, I'll slag her computer. 
[10:02pm] Amber: Ahaha.
[10:02pm] Aggie: Jelly, yes. That's a good idea.
[10:02pm] rohina: Yes, but Aggie, giving in to you will set a precedent.
[10:02pm] • Fairlight sniggers.
[10:02pm] rohina: And what about MY hack request?
[10:02pm] Fairlight: You all think he's joking.
[10:02pm] Fairlight: But I've seen it before.
[10:02pm] Kewian: danger will robinson danger..
[10:02pm] Amber: I'm not sure if I think he's joking, but it's funny either way.  
[10:02pm] notovny: Every winter, Sims Celebrate the coming of the new year by setting an old man on fire.  http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5559/08122008000120wz0.jpg
[10:02pm] Aggie: Honestly, Pescado, does that seem like a motivator for me to want to keep playing?
[10:02pm] Pescado: Yes!
[10:02pm] Pescado: You made the deal. 
[10:03pm] • Aggie considers forgetting about it
[10:03pm] Jelenedra: Aggie: Also, running and fighting is good stratergy
[10:03pm] Fairlight: Good idea, Quittius Minimus.
[10:03pm] Kewian: I think you needed to be moar specific next time.
[10:03pm] Aggie: Nah, I don't need the hack that badly. Deal is off.
[10:03pm] Jelenedra: I think that is how I get most of my kills
[10:03pm] Fairlight: I rarely engage enemies in t-mode.
[10:03pm] Pescado: Yes, Buttorping is a good way to rack up cheap kills from dummies.
[10:03pm] Fairlight: Mostly I use my photons to say "Go away and bother someone else."
[10:03pm] Pescado: They chase you, you plug torps into them.
[10:03pm] Jelenedra: whatever, Aggie, just don't ever say you're quitting again.
[10:03pm] Fairlight: ... unless they're stupid enough to keep chasing me.
[10:03pm] Jelenedra: just always be dead instead.
[10:03pm] Jelenedra: you big zombie
[10:03pm] Pescado: That doesn't work.
[10:03pm] Jelenedra:
[10:03pm] Aggie: You do know WHY I quit, right Jelly?
[10:04pm] Pescado: The Whale tries this.
[10:04pm] Amber: OFFS Aggie, just play.  You'll suck less with time, it isn't *hard* but it does take time to develop the reflexes.
[10:04pm] Pescado: Aggie: Butthurt?
[10:04pm] Aggie: Nope.
[10:04pm] Fairlight: Kludge:  No, Quittitis.
[10:04pm] Aggie: Nope.
[10:04pm] V: Big Baby Syndrome?
[10:04pm] • Pescado ponders making Aggie's avatar the "Butthurt" icon.
[10:04pm] Aggie: Nope.
[10:04pm] Jelenedra: Aggie, try the training session with V
[10:04pm] rohina: Oh, yes, V: Baby Hall Monitor
[10:04pm] Kewian: a kill is a kill who cares how..
[10:04pm] Aggie: No thanks; I already told you why.
[10:04pm] V: YES
[10:04pm] Jelenedra: then maybe Kludge could give her pointers on team awesome?
[10:04pm] Fairlight: I would like to remind you that I agreed to help however Vtuggle asks.
[10:04pm] Aggie: No point, Jelly.
[10:04pm] rohina: Are we PLAYING?
[10:05pm] Fairlight: In other words, not by repeatedly phaser raping you.
[10:05pm] V: I like the Avatar Idea
[10:05pm] Pescado: Depends.
[10:05pm] rohina: What avatar is that?
[10:05pm] Pescado: Does Aggie want the hack released or not?
[10:05pm] V: Maybe you would rather learn from Ambular?
[10:05pm] Fairlight: If she says "sit there while Aggie uses you for torpedo practice" I will.
[10:05pm] V: Amber taught me.
[10:05pm] Fairlight: Want to blow up a DN?
[10:05pm] Aggie: Can I trust you not to be fucking up my game, computer or any variation thereof, Pescado?
[10:05pm] Pescado: If you deliver on your end, yes. 
[10:05pm] Fairlight: Aggie: If you keep your end of the deal, you can.
[10:05pm] Kewian: Aggie the avatar thing is bad.. really bad.. you NO WANT.
[10:05pm] Aggie: Fair is fair; I told you that I would keep trying to learn to play if you released it.
[10:05pm] Jelenedra: Come on, Aggie.
[10:05pm] Pescado: Very good, then.
[10:06pm] Aggie: I WANT to learn how to play.
[10:06pm] Jelenedra: Don't give them ammo for later pokings
[10:06pm] Kewian: NIce.. real nice.
[10:06pm] Jelenedra: if you quit, they'll never let it go
[10:06pm] Fairlight: Well, Vtuggle and I are sitting in the game right now waiting to teach you.
[10:06pm] Kewian: this is crap
[10:06pm] Aggie: But the people that keep claiming that I'm whining when I'm just trying to tell you why and how I need help is getting on my nerves.
[10:06pm] Jelenedra: Kewian, make yourself useful, then maybe you too, can work for hacks
[10:06pm] Pescado: http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/tmp/aggiehack.package
[10:06pm] Fairlight: You're not telling us why and how you need help right now.
[10:06pm] Pescado: This is for Aggies. You don't want to download this one. 
[10:06pm] Aggie: What did you do to it?
[10:06pm] Pescado: Otherwise your computer will explode if I have to blow up Aggie. 
[10:06pm] rohina: Here is a video of Aggie
[10:06pm] rohina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpSfThUv_pc
[10:07pm] Aggie: What did you do to it?
[10:07pm] Pescado: Nothing.
[10:07pm] Fairlight: Aggie: From what I know of Kludge, it won't do a damned thing if you keep up your end of the bargain.
[10:07pm] Kewian: What the hell the other game I took 8  planets... shit! make myself useful!
[10:07pm] rohina: Fairlight: Feckless will come in for pointers
[10:07pm] V: Oh! I LOVE that one!!
[10:07pm] Aggie: Well, I have to ensure that I wasn't scammed before I deliver.
[10:07pm] rohina: I know!
[10:07pm] V: You are right
[10:07pm] Pescado: Aggie, have I ever scammed anyone?
[10:07pm] Aggie: We'll soon see.
[10:07pm] Pescado: No, I always deliver my end of the bargain literally, evil genie style.
[10:08pm] Aggie: Exactly./
[10:08pm] Aggie: That's why I'm suspicious.
[10:08pm] rohina: Pescado: I can has hack request
[10:08pm] Fairlight: Yeah, well, deal with it.  You're not going to outsmart an evil genie.
[10:08pm] Fairlight: Just do what he wants instead.
[10:08pm] Pescado: Well, it's sort of like how when we made the deal for Awesomeland, you never said I had to release it, just make it. 
[10:08pm] Jelenedra: He's just trying to make you back out, Aggie
[10:08pm] Fairlight: Vtuggle, you're being poked in game.
[10:08pm] rohina: We were discussing earlier how "Share Hobby Tips" is really annoying.
[10:08pm] Aggie: Now I have to back up my game and test the hack extensively before I can play netrek again.
[10:08pm] V: already there
[10:08pm] Kewian: I think I ought to get a new avatar of MY choice to keep playing.
[10:08pm] rohina: So when sims do it, the sim they target should smack them.
[10:08pm] LilBrudder: Pescado, when Celestard returns, will you hold up your end of the bargain?  
[10:09pm] Aggie: So maybe tomorrow or Wednesday/.
[10:09pm] Jelenedra: part of the deal was she had to have improved behavior
[10:09pm] LilBrudder: Because if you don't, the lulz will be neverending/
[10:09pm] rohina: Aggie, I think you need to keep the spirit of the agreement a little better than that.
[10:09pm] Aggie: Jelly: ?
[10:09pm] Jelenedra: we know she won't be better
[10:09pm] Aggie: Nope.
[10:09pm] Jelenedra: Celestard
[10:09pm] Aggie: If he gave me a defective mod, I do not.
[10:09pm] Pescado: Aggie: I don't give you a defective mod.
[10:09pm] Jelenedra: not you, aggie, I was responding to Lilb
[10:09pm] Pescado: It works.
[10:09pm] Pescado: If it doesn't, you report the bug and I fix it.
[10:09pm] Aggie: I wouldn't have questioned it earlier had he not warned people against downloading it.
[10:10pm] Pescado: No, I said it was for Aggie.
[10:10pm] Pescado: It has special features for Aggies only.
[10:10pm] Pescado: Other people wouldnt' want it, anyway.
[10:10pm] Aggie: Such as?
[10:10pm] Pescado: It's an Aggie-request.
[10:10pm] rohina: Do it WHINE?
[10:10pm] Pescado: Such as the part where if you try to back out of the deal, I liquefy your computer? 
[10:10pm] Aggie: More specific.
[10:10pm] Pescado: Aggie, do you even speak hacker?
[10:11pm] Jelenedra: I think she doesn't WANT you to have the ability to liquefy her computer
[10:11pm] Aggie: It's a simple thing, Pescado: If you gave me a borked hack or one that does something I DON'T want it to do, you have broken your end of the deal.
[10:11pm] Pescado: Technically, I already have the ability to do that. 
[10:11pm] Aggie: And I have no responsiblity to do anything.
[10:11pm] Pescado: If I really wanted to liquefy her computer, I'd have just programmed it to liquefy on contact.
[10:11pm] Jelenedra: And in all seriousness, if he wanted to, he wouldn't need you to have the hack
[10:11pm] LilBrudder: Gah, this is horrible.
[10:11pm] Pescado: And not told her that.
[10:11pm] LilBrudder: We just need Ellatrue to do more legalspeak.  
[10:11pm] rohina: Aggie, they are teaching Feckless right now
[10:11pm] Aggie: See, this is why I have to back everything up and test it first.
[10:11pm] LilBrudder: Seriously.
[10:12pm] Falor: LONGMONT, Colorado (AP) -- A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.
[10:12pm] Aggie: I would return to the game were it not for that.
[10:12pm] Pescado: It doesn't matter even if you do, Aggie.
[10:12pm] LilBrudder: Get Ellatrue to draft up an official-looking document of agreement and we can all laugh.
[10:12pm] rohina: Aggie does not seem to have a very good grasp of this thing called "negotiation"
[10:12pm] Jelenedra: Aggie, it probably doesn't do anything, he wouldn't need the hack to do anything to your pc
[10:12pm] LilBrudder: Falor: lol
[10:12pm] Pescado: See, Lala gets it. 
[10:12pm] Pescado: Seriously, Aggie. Your sense of priorities is a little messed.
[10:12pm] Aggie: ...then why exactly should I do *anything*?
[10:12pm] Pescado: I mean, you're willing to download and run a binary known to be written and compiled by me...
[10:13pm] Jelenedra: because you said you would if he released the hack
[10:13pm] Pescado: And you're STILL worrying about a hack? 
[10:13pm] Aggie: Are you trying to make me back out?
[10:13pm] Aggie: You're doing an excellent job of it.
[10:13pm] Jelenedra: it was basically his way of saying "keep your word"
[10:13pm] Aggie: No, what he's doing is making me wary OF keeping my word.
[10:13pm] Jelenedra: he didn't have time to do anything specifically to THAT hack
[10:13pm] • Falor thinks Aggie is just slightly retarded.
[10:14pm] Aggie: Seriously, I don't think it's worth it now.
[10:14pm] Amber: Aggie, would it change anything at all if I said please, come play with us because it's fun, and it sucks when we lose a player?
[10:14pm] LilBrudder: Pescado: make Aggie take a vacation to Takemizu Village and have her pay double for everything because her haggle sense is broken.  
[10:14pm] Jelenedra: Aggie, the hack is fine.
[10:14pm] Aggie: No, I don't believe that.
[10:14pm] rohina: Okay, so how about you flounce from the game and never speak of it again.
[10:14pm] Jelenedra: You want me to download it too?
[10:14pm] Aggie: No, Jelly.
[10:14pm] LilBrudder: Amber takes the nice approach.  
[10:14pm] Aggie: Amber, I wish I could.
[10:14pm] Jelenedra: I promise you, if he wants to melt your PC, he won't need the hack
[10:14pm] kutto joined the chat room.
[10:14pm] Aggie: Like I said, I WANT to learn, but people bitching aat me about needing help is getting on my nerves.
[10:15pm] LilBrudder: Hey kutto.
[10:15pm] Aggie: And now I'm not really feeling very trustworthy about connecting to it at ALL.
[10:15pm] Falor: oy vey
[10:15pm] Falor: You are so ridiculous.
[10:15pm] rohina: Yo Fairlight!
[10:15pm] Jelenedra: Aggie...
[10:15pm] Jelenedra: in all seriousness
[10:15pm] Fairlight: Yo, Kludge.
[10:15pm] rohina: Feckless says he is going to do something else for a bit
[10:15pm] Fairlight: Er, Rohina.
[10:15pm] Pescado: Yo, Fairlight.
[10:15pm] • Aggie is listening
[10:16pm] Falor: Could we kick Aggie for being stupid?
[10:16pm] Jelenedra: if you want to be safe from the kludge, it is WAS too late for anything now
[10:16pm] Jelenedra: I promise you
[10:16pm] V: Where did feckless go?
[10:16pm] rohina: Thanks for the training, though.
[10:16pm] Fairlight: rohina: WTF
[10:16pm] Falor: Motion to punish Aggie for excessive stupidity.
[10:16pm] Aggie: if you could, Furgor, you'd have been gone months ago. 
[10:16pm] V: Make him come back
[10:16pm] rohina: V: He is on the phone
[10:16pm] Fairlight: Did you explain to him how incredibly rude that is?
[10:16pm] V: hmph
[10:16pm] rohina: Well, he is on the phone getting a gig.
[10:16pm] Pescado: Well, he ain't called Feckless for nothing.
[10:16pm] Aggie: Jelly, that is NOT helping.
[10:16pm] Fairlight: To just disappear without saying anything?
[10:16pm] Aggie: In fact, that makes things worse.
[10:16pm] LilBrudder: Aggie: nice.  "I know you are, but what am I?"  
[10:16pm] rohina: His game crashed
[10:16pm] Jelenedra: just don't worry about it.
[10:16pm] rohina: And the phone ranf
[10:16pm] Fairlight: Yes, to which you say "brb phone"
[10:16pm] Fairlight: Uh HUH.
[10:16pm] V: When he coems back tell him to orbit earth. I want to show him something
[10:16pm] rohina: Possibly causing the game to crash
[10:16pm] rohina: I dunno
[10:17pm] rohina: It made that noise
[10:17pm] Aggie: Honestly, I'm wondering whether or not I should be playing online games like this at all.
[10:17pm] rohina: The crashing noise.
[10:17pm] • Amber will be over here making Sims stuff while y'all work this out amongst yourselves.
[10:17pm] Falor: No, you shouldn't.
[10:17pm] rohina: Aggie: You are right.
[10:17pm] Falor: In fact, you should crawl back into the hole you came from.
[10:17pm] Aggie: Yeah, I think you're right.
[10:17pm] rohina: Now all you need to do is STFU
[10:17pm] Aggie: No more games for me, Pescado.
[10:17pm] Falor: You act like you're getting one over on someone.
[10:17pm] Fairlight: Does that include drama games?
[10:17pm] Falor: I don't think anyone CARES.
[10:17pm] Fairlight: Yeah, admitting defeat is not getting one over on anyone.
[10:17pm] Aggie: No, I'm saying his claiming that he could fuck up my computer just kind of ruined it.
[10:17pm] LilBrudder: Aggie: OH HE HUGE MANATEE!
[10:17pm] Fairlight: Plus, I wouldn't use that hack if I were you.
[10:18pm] LilBrudder: *THE
[10:18pm] Falor: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT
[10:18pm] Pescado: OH THE HUGE MANATEE. 
[10:18pm] Falor: You're so fucking annoying.
[10:18pm] Jelenedra: if you didn't already know he could do that, Aggie, you haven't been paying attention
[10:18pm] Simsbaby left the chat room. (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
[10:18pm] Fairlight: Yeah, really.
[10:18pm] Falor: Aggie is doing her stupid fucking schtick.
[10:18pm] Aggie: Jelly, it's a shame.
[10:18pm] Falor: She's putting this on.
[10:18pm] Pescado: Seriously Aggie.
[10:18pm] Falor: And it's bullshit.
[10:18pm] Aggie: I really wanted to play it.
[10:18pm] Fairlight: Does anyone else feel like some practice mode training?
[10:18pm] Pescado: You visit this site because I are a hacker. 
[10:18pm] Pescado: Now you're surprised that I are a hacker?
[10:18pm] Fairlight: No, you really wanted to get good at it without putting in any work.
[10:19pm] Falor: It's SCHTICK.
[10:19pm] Aggie: No, I needed help without people bitching at me.
[10:19pm] Falor: Kick her for good measure.
[10:19pm] rohina: Why are you not  willing to suck?
[10:19pm] Fairlight: Which we're offering.
[10:19pm] Aggie: "Hey, how do I get to speed up?" "STFU YOU WHINER! LOL YELL WHINE RANT RANGE"
[10:19pm] rohina: I suck, but I do not care.
[10:19pm] Fairlight: But you won't take us up on it.
[10:19pm] LilBrudder: Aggie: this is MATY.
[10:19pm] • Kewian kicks Falor where it dont count
[10:19pm] rohina: Is still fun.
[10:19pm] Jelenedra: embrace the sucking, kewian does
[10:19pm] rohina: I am improving slowly.
[10:19pm] LilBrudder: Where the HELL do you expect to find that?
[10:19pm] Fairlight: Aggie: Oh, so then I *DIDN'T* tell you how to speed up?
[10:19pm] Aggie: That was an example, Fairlight.
[10:19pm] Aggie: Look:
[10:19pm] Amber: Just want to point out that if Pes was really inclined to casually destroy peoples' PC's for doing shit that annoys him, neither Brynne nor BlueSoup would ever be seen on the internet again.
[10:19pm] Jelenedra: yeah, you complained about slow ships
[10:19pm] Aggie: I told you I wanted to learn how to play better.
[10:19pm] Jelenedra: so fairlight told you how to speed up
[10:20pm] Aggie: And I was even getting better.
[10:20pm] rohina: You learn by playing
[10:20pm] LilBrudder: Amber: lol
[10:20pm] Jelenedra: and pes told you how to bounce off other ships
[10:20pm] rohina: Quitting does not teach you.
[10:20pm] Aggie: But I'm no longer comfortable with connecting to that game anymore.
[10:20pm] Jelenedra: where did they not help?
[10:20pm] LilBrudder: Seriously.
[10:20pm] LilBrudder: This is no different from riding a bike.
[10:20pm] rohina: Aggie, why the hell not?
[10:20pm] V: You did not say, "How do I go faster" You said, "WAA The ships do't accelerate!"
[10:20pm] LilBrudder: When you fall off, get the fuck back on.
[10:20pm] Falor: You already connected to it.
[10:20pm] Falor: He already has control of your system.
[10:20pm] Fairlight: Aggie, I offered to help however Vtuggle suggested.
[10:20pm] Fairlight: What did Vtuggle do to piss you off?
[10:20pm] Falor: The only way to be safe now is to either disconnect from the net or reinstall Windoze.
[10:20pm] Aggie: I can't trust the hack isn't going to do something shitty, and I can't trust that connecting to the game won't cause him to do something to my computer.
[10:20pm] Falor: It's over, Johnny.
[10:21pm] LilBrudder: Aggie, it's a game.
[10:21pm] Falor: Guess what - that hack installs a backdoor into your system.
[10:21pm] Falor: It's OVER!
[10:21pm] Fairlight: Aggie: You can't trust that he won't do anything to your computer otherwise.
[10:21pm] Aggie: So even if I wanted to go back and practice (which I would greatly appreciate), I can't now.
[10:21pm] Pescado: Aggie: You also can't trust that anything else you download from MATY won't do something shitty either. 
[10:21pm] LilBrudder: The hack can only modify the game, Aggie.
[10:21pm] Aggie: Yes, and I like my game./
[10:21pm] Falor: All your datas are belong to Kludge now.
[10:21pm] Falor: Sucks for you.
[10:21pm] rohina: Aggie, if you are that paranoid, why are you still in #grah?
[10:21pm] Falor: Uglybutt - why are you playing into the schtick?
[10:21pm] Aggie: The ONLY reason I felt this way was when Pescado (and others) mentioned it.
[10:21pm] Kewian: Oh so Maty supports non quality stuffs?
[10:21pm] Aggie: About, what? ten minutes ago?
[10:21pm] LilBrudder: Look out, Aggie!  It's the HUGE MANATEE, come to get you!
[10:22pm] Pescado: Kewhale: We're laughing at Aggie freaking out.
[10:22pm] Pescado: Because this is honestly hilarious.
[10:22pm] rohina: Falor: Because Aggie going mental makes me HUR wine out my nose?
[10:22pm] Kewian: Dont worry Aggie tomorrow it will be someone else's turn to be roasted on an open fire.
[10:22pm] Falor: That's fine and dandy - but she gets off on your attention.
[10:22pm] Aggie: I don't care, kewian. I don't take overt threats to fuck up my computer lightly.
[10:23pm] Aggie: I didn't even think he would do that until a few minutes ago.
[10:23pm] LilBrudder: Aggie: why not?
[10:23pm] Aggie: Because why>?
[10:23pm] Aggie: Why would he do something like that?
[10:23pm] LilBrudder: If anyone wanted to get into your computer, they could.
[10:23pm] Falor: Time to format c:!
[10:23pm] Falor: omg
[10:23pm] LilBrudder: He's Pescado.
[10:23pm] Aggie: That's not a reason.
[10:23pm] Pescado: Aggie has no sense of humor. 
[10:23pm] LilBrudder: Aggie, like Amber said.
[10:24pm] rohina: I really hope my logging is working.
[10:24pm] PlaidSquirrel: so do you just have the wheel mapped for when you click it?
[10:24pm] LilBrudder: If he wanted to cause damage to people he inherently disliked, Brynne and BlueSoup would no longer exist on the internet, Aggie.
[10:24pm] PlaidSquirrel: or when you scroll it?
[10:24pm] Aggie: LilBrudder, seriously./
[10:24pm] LilBrudder: PlaidSquirrel: scroll.
[10:24pm] LilBrudder: Seriously.
[10:24pm] PlaidSquirrel: what is the # for the remap?
[10:24pm] PlaidSquirrel: because the cow isn't straight forward about that
[10:24pm] Aggie: I've told people why I quit, I was negotiated to try to continue trying and then got subtly threatened with computer damage that I cannot afford to fix were ti to happen.
[10:25pm] Kewian: OK.. LilB YOU download it and use it then.
[10:25pm] Aggie: That's not a minor thing.
[10:25pm] Falor: Yeah, whatever. So how about those thunderstorms?
[10:25pm] rohina: Aggie, if you are flouncing, STFU
[10:25pm] LilBrudder: Gladly.
[10:25pm] Kewian: Everyone is so gung ho.. .download it.
[10:25pm] LilBrudder: Kewian, where can I find it?
[10:25pm] Pescado: It's not there anymore
[10:25pm] Pescado: Aggie got butthurt. 
[10:25pm] PlaidSquirrel: is it 6 or 7?
[10:25pm] rohina: Is this Aggie's stupid treasure chest?
[10:25pm] Aggie: Yup.
[10:25pm] rohina: I don't even WANT it.
[10:25pm] LilBrudder: Darn.
[10:25pm] Aggie: Good show.
[10:25pm] Jelenedra: how do I change ships before I spawn?
[10:26pm] LilBrudder: Oh, well, I CAN'T test it.
[10:26pm] LilBrudder: Don't have BV.
[10:26pm] Kewian: http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/tmp/aggiehack.package
[10:26pm] LilBrudder: Jelenedra, push the letter for the ship you want, then click color.
[10:26pm] Kewian: yeah yeah yeah....
[10:26pm] Falor: My l33tc0rp5 virus detector just went off.
[10:26pm] Kewian: put your money where you mouth is... go torrent the bastard.
[10:26pm] Aggie: So either way, if my F-type moment goes away by tomorrow, I'll still need to test that hack before I do anything, Pescado.
[10:26pm] Falor: That link is a virus!
[10:26pm] PlaidSquirrel: lil, did you remap your scroll?
[10:26pm] LilBrudder: Kewian: I have it here.
[10:27pm] Kewian: GO TELL KLUDGE THAT.
[10:27pm] Jelenedra: thanks, lb
[10:27pm] LilBrudder: I just don't want to install it.
[10:27pm] rohina: Can we play again?
[10:27pm] Pescado: Yeah, well, lemme know when yo're done sulking.
[10:27pm] LilBrudder: I never used it before, and here's no reason I'd use it now.
[10:27pm] Kewian: excuses , excuses...
[10:27pm] rohina: Oh, come on, LilRammer.
[10:27pm] LilBrudder: No, PlaidSquirrel.
[10:27pm] Aggie: Pescado, I said I have to test it.
[10:27pm] • Pescado will put it up again when you're interested. 
[10:27pm] Kewian: BULLSHIT
[10:27pm] LilBrudder: I just know how Fairight has it worked.
[10:27pm] Kewian: CHICKEN!
[10:27pm] Aggie: Unless you can tell me that you haven't done anything with it other than whAT i ASKED FOR.
[10:27pm] Aggie: Oops, caps lock.
[10:27pm] LilBrudder: Kewian, because your interests are so totally mine.
[10:27pm] Pescado: Aggie: I could tell you that, yes.
[10:27pm] Aggie: Can you tell me that, Pescado?
[10:27pm] Pescado: Is that what you want to hear?
[10:28pm] Falor: Why would someone who's obviously added a backdoor to it tell you the truth?
[10:28pm] PlaidSquirrel: well after checking the cow i am unsure
[10:28pm] Kewian: Well that made no sense whatsoever.
[10:28pm] Aggie: I want to hear the truth.
[10:28pm] Falor: Clearly he's evil and lying.
[10:28pm] LilBrudder: Aggie, and you said MY sense of humor was bad?  
[10:28pm] Aggie: Even if I can't handle it.
[10:28pm] Falor: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
[10:28pm] Pescado: You do realize that nothing I tell you would mean anything, if you're determined to freak out, yes?
[10:28pm] PlaidSquirrel: is the scroll seen as ctrl+left/right?
[10:28pm] Aggie: I am asking you.
[10:28pm] Pescado: The truth? I didn't actually put anything in there. 
[10:28pm] Kewian: WHy have an ep and NOT use it and then say I WOULD download that but but... I DONT wanna...
[10:28pm] • Pescado just told you hat so you'd freak out.
[10:28pm] Pescado: For the lulz.
[10:28pm] Falor: Yeah. There's nothing bad in there.
[10:28pm] Aggie: If you can say that you did not do anything other than what I asked for, I'll believe you.
[10:28pm] Kewian: chicken shit..
[10:28pm] LilBrudder: Pescado has threatened to kill me numerous times.  He's threatened to kill many of us.
[10:28pm] LilBrudder: Nobody has died, with the exception of simmiecal.
[10:28pm] Pescado: No, I haven't threatened to kill you.
[10:28pm] Falor: Be less stupid.
[10:28pm] Kewian: Then if you are willing to take the risk.. STFU.
[10:28pm] Pescado: I merely call for your death.
[10:29pm] Aggie: What do you mean by 'I didn't actually put anything in there'?
[10:29pm] LilBrudder: Kewian: I don't want to install the useless PoS?
[10:29pm] Aggie: is that just a placebo?
[10:29pm] LilBrudder: Pescado, what about the time you said I was dead?
[10:29pm] Pescado: As in, I just told you that it would melt your computer because you'd freak out, and there would be lulz. 
[10:29pm] LilBrudder: And threatened to flay me and dip me in battery acid.  
[10:29pm] Kewian: ok.. then dont encourage Aggie to download something she does not want to.
[10:29pm] • Falor ponders using Aggie as a psychological weapon in Iraq.
[10:29pm] LilBrudder: Kewian: why?
[10:29pm] LilBrudder: it's completely benign.
[10:29pm] Aggie: Kewian, I downloaded it. I'm sure it's fine.
[10:29pm] Kewian: Does the word hypocrite mean anything?
[10:29pm] Falor: Yeah. Kludge would never put ANYTHING in it.
[10:30pm] V: Aggie: That's the spirit!
[10:30pm] Aggie: it's actually the whole 'sabotage your computer through the netrek game' that bothers me.
[10:30pm] Falor: Pfft.
[10:30pm] Falor: Naw.
[10:30pm] Falor: You're just dumb.
[10:30pm] LilBrudder: Aggie: purleaze.
[10:30pm] Aggie: However, once I get over this F-type period, I'm sure I'll settle down.
[10:30pm] V: Like that is more likely than planting stuff in Macrotastics?
[10:30pm] Kewian: stfu YOU
[10:30pm] LilBrudder: Nobody's had an attack on their computers while using Netrek.
[10:30pm] Falor: Not true.
[10:30pm] Falor: Jeff was hit hard.
[10:30pm] Aggie: That doesn't mean no one could do it, LilB.
[10:30pm] Pescado: Seriusly, considering how much stuff you've downloaded from here, I could put a killswitch in anything. 
[10:31pm] Amber: Through Netrek?  Geez, he could probably sabotage all our computers through the DC if he wanted to.  Apart from Fairlight and Falor's.
[10:31pm] Kewian: you like it so much.. YOU do it.
[10:31pm] Aggie: Look...
[10:31pm] Aggie: I'll test the hack.
[10:31pm] Aggie: I'll get back to you.
[10:31pm] Pescado: I already have r00t on Fairlight's computer. 
[10:31pm] LilBrudder: Seriously.
[10:31pm] Pescado: Sabotaging it would kinda be a waste.
[10:31pm] Aggie: If you still want me to try netreking, I'm sure I'll have calmed down by then.
[10:31pm] Pescado: PLus, it's only Aggie who freaks out.
[10:31pm] LilBrudder: Aggie: Pescado isn't paranoid, because people are out to get him.  You, on the other hand...  
[10:31pm] • Falor runs his netreks in VMWare.
[10:31pm] Pescado: The rest of us just figure "Eh, it's just a computer."
[10:31pm] Falor: So if Kludge rooted it... what's he care?
[10:31pm] Aggie: The rest of you must have money to burn.
[10:31pm] Aggie: Congrats.
[10:31pm] LilBrudder: Seriously.
[10:31pm] Falor: Money to burn?
[10:31pm] Pescado: Oh HUR!
[10:32pm] Falor: Huh?
[10:32pm] LilBrudder: Aggie, wtf?
[10:32pm] Pescado: Aggie thinks that it would actually physically destroy the computer!
[10:32pm] Aggie: I, on the other hand, cannot afford to buy a new computer two or three times a year.
[10:32pm] rohina: Hey, I melted one computer this summer.
[10:32pm] Pescado: LOL
[10:32pm] Falor: Aggie is FUCKING DUMB.
[10:32pm] • V dies laughing
[10:32pm] LilBrudder: I reformat my computer 3-4 times a year.  
[10:32pm] Jelenedra: same here
[10:32pm] rohina: Pescado has a HAMMER.
[10:32pm] Falor: Kludge once wrote a virus that literally causes smoke to come from your computer case.
[10:32pm] LilBrudder: Aggie, let me ask you one thing:
[10:32pm] V: He's in your CPU hammering your processor.
[10:32pm] Aggie: No.
[10:32pm] Pescado: Yeah, but that's with old computers. 
[10:33pm] Falor: Something about overclocking the fan modulator.
[10:33pm] Falor: And bypassing the flux capacitors.
[10:33pm] • Pescado could just brick your BIOS, it's less work. 
[10:33pm] LilBrudder: Do you think executable files can tell a computer's hardware to do wacky and zany, unpredictable things?
[10:33pm] rohina: Besides, if he asploded all our computers, we would not be here.
[10:33pm] Pescado: Most people have no way of salvaging a bricked bios. 
[10:33pm] rohina: And where would be the fun in that?
[10:33pm] LilBrudder: rohina: nonsense!
[10:33pm] Falor: I dunno about you, Uglybutt - but I've had to replace 5 computers that this fucking guy has hacked into.
[10:33pm] Pescado: Anyway, ALIVE CHECK.
[10:33pm] LilBrudder: You know we don't exist!
[10:33pm] Falor: That's why I run his shit in VMWare now.
[10:33pm] LilBrudder: We're only figments of Aggie's imagination.
[10:34pm] Jelenedra: alive
[10:34pm] Falor: VMWarez are easier to replace.
[10:34pm] Jelenedra: you need to reset the world me things
[10:34pm] V: Yeah, because who knows how long before you come back into #grah bitching about your broke computer
[10:34pm] Jelenedra: thinks
[10:34pm] Falor: Have I mentioned that Aggie is a dumb fucking cunt?
[10:34pm] Amber: Alive, if we have enough.
[10:34pm] Falor: Oh yes, yes I have.
[10:34pm] rohina: Falor: I sam so inept, he presumes I will melt them myself.
[10:34pm] • V is alive after greening
[10:34pm] rohina: Alive
[10:34pm] Pescado: IF everyone just leaves the pool for a few minutes, it will self-reset.
[10:34pm] Pescado: ALl out of the pool.
[10:34pm] rohina: Feckless is dead.
[10:34pm] Pescado: Suck.
[10:34pm] Pescado: So, I see VTARDRANCHER, lala...
[10:34pm] rohina: he is still talking to the Old Man who books wedding gigs.
[10:34pm] Pescado: Fairlight hte bitch...
[10:35pm] Pescado: Anyone else ALIVE?
[10:35pm] Pescado: Buttolino?
[10:35pm] Jelenedra: this will be my last game, too
[10:35pm] rohina: I said Alive
[10:35pm] Fairlight: Lala's had enough practice?
[10:35pm] rohina: Falor should play
[10:35pm] rohina: And the whale
[10:35pm] Jelenedra: out of the pool
[10:35pm] rohina: What about Ambular?
[10:35pm] Jelenedra:
[10:35pm] Pescado: We only haz 4 so far.
[10:35pm] • kutto is alive.
[10:35pm] Falor: I was just heading to bed when I noticed the massive retarded schtick.
[10:35pm] Pescado: Ambulars alive?
[10:35pm] Pescado: 5.
[10:35pm] Pescado: Need 2 moar.
[10:35pm] rohina: She said she would be in a bit
[10:35pm] Pescado: Ambulars?
[10:35pm] PlaidSquirrel: i'm not alive but i'm messing with stuff
[10:35pm] Amber: I reapeat: if we have enough.
[10:35pm] rohina: Beat her.
[10:35pm] PlaidSquirrel: so pescado
[10:35pm] Fairlight: We don't need to get out of the pool at this point.
[10:35pm] Pescado: Okay, 6 now.
[10:36pm] Fairlight: It's already refreshed.
[10:36pm] rohina: Kewian!
[10:36pm] rohina: Play!
[10:36pm] Pescado: StupidSquirrel?
[10:36pm] PlaidSquirrel: if i want to remap the scroll, what do i use?
[10:36pm] Jelenedra: oh. okay
[10:36pm] Pescado: Oh, yes, the Whale is here.
[10:36pm] Pescado: Open existing xtrekrc, copy syntax.
[10:36pm] Jelenedra: what team should I be on?
[10:36pm] Kewian: ugh... I need a better incentive soon.
[10:36pm] Pescado: It's under "buttonmap".
[10:36pm] Fairlight: What are teams?
[10:36pm] rohina: Waiting to hear.
[10:36pm] LilBrudder: Kewian: he won't hack your computer.  
[10:36pm] Pescado: I choose Fairlight, Ambular, Lala.
[10:36pm] Pescado: Rest of you are on suck.
[10:36pm] PlaidSquirrel: i mean what represents "scroll button" in the remap thingy
[10:36pm] Jelenedra: greenies?
[10:36pm] Kewian: I cant play sims right now.. my computer is an impending BFBVFS
[10:36pm] Pescado: We have red today, it seems.
[10:36pm] Falor: Everyone, remember to turn on McToffee Virus Scanner
[10:37pm] Pescado: TO THE BATMOBILE!
[10:37pm] Pescado: Wrong side, lala.
[10:37pm] Pescado: Bah, y'all fucked up the teams.
[10:38pm] Jelenedra: you said red. 
[10:38pm] Pescado: I did, but tey didn't listen cuz they suck.
[10:38pm] Amber: Who needs to change?
[10:38pm] Pescado: So now you're on green.
[10:38pm] Pescado: lala needs to switch.
[10:38pm] Pescado: Since y'all didn't listen.
[10:39pm] Lorelei joined the chat room.
[10:39pm] PlaidSquirrel: holy shit!
[10:39pm] Aggie: Heya Lorelei
[10:39pm] PlaidSquirrel: it loaded
[10:39pm] Lorelei: 'lo!
[10:39pm] Falor: Goodnight and good luck.
[10:39pm] • Pescado kicks and stomps Loreleis.
[10:39pm] Lorelei: hey FOJ
[10:41pm] Aggie: What's new with Mr. Woozles?
[10:41pm] • Pescado should add Loreleis to Awesomeland.
[10:41pm] LilBrudder: (Aggie named your cat, BTW.)
[10:41pm] Pescado: Once apartments comes out, Lorelei can be one of the residents.
[10:41pm] Aggie: What would be her schtick?
[10:41pm] Pescado: Sucking.
[10:41pm] Aggie: ...how would you incorporate that?
[10:42pm] Jelenedra: ACR
[10:42pm] Aggie: lol
[10:42pm] Aggie: He doesn't use non-Awesome hacks.
[10:42pm] Lorelei: heh
[10:42pm] Pescado: Sims seem to romance fine without ACR.
[10:42pm] Pescado: Just look at Buttlet and Kofison.
[10:43pm] • Aggie finishes backing up her game
[10:43pm] kutto: how to orbit?
[10:43pm] • kutto embarass.
[10:43pm] Aggie: l
[10:44pm] Aggie: l to orbit.
[10:45pm] • LilBrudder hopes other people see the richness of Aggie giving Netrek help to others.  
[10:45pm] Aggie: Are you going to make me ignore you too, LilB?
[10:45pm] Lorelei: burn and counter...attempt at a burn!
[10:45pm] Lorelei: sssst!
[10:46pm] Aggie: Poor Mr. Woozles. 
[10:46pm] LilBrudder: No, Aggie.  Just wanted a last poke.  
[10:46pm] LilBrudder: (Aggie named your cat, BTW.)
[10:47pm] Aggie: I didn't name ANYONE'S cat BTW.
[10:47pm] Aggie: That's a stupid name. 
[10:47pm] Aggie: I'd go for something more peaningful.
[10:47pm] LilBrudder: The comma!
[10:47pm] Aggie: meaningful*
[10:47pm] LilBrudder: It lifts and separates!
[10:47pm] Lorelei: WHat brought on the Mr Woozle comment?
[10:47pm] Aggie: Me.
[10:47pm] Aggie: I was asking you about how he's doing.
[10:48pm] Aggie: Lack f response made me think not so good.
[10:48pm] Lorelei: I didn't see the question, so I hadn't responded
[10:48pm] Aggie: Ahhh.
[10:48pm] Lorelei: but he's mostly okay
[10:48pm] Aggie: Also, I was reminded of your horribly hot summer.
[10:48pm] Aggie: I, on the other hand, got ONE day of summer here. ONE!
[10:49pm] • Aggie grumbles
[10:50pm] Lorelei: he's here
[10:50pm] Aggie: Hi Mr. Woozles! *waves*
[10:50pm] • LilBrudder sends Aggie a care package of Global Warming.
[10:51pm] LilBrudder: May your summers be temperate.  
[10:51pm] Lorelei: he's feeling wriggly and peppy
[10:51pm] Aggie: Ahhh, good. 
[10:53pm] Aggie: There are never jfades around when you need 'em. 
[10:54pm] LilBrudder: Interpol.  
[10:54pm] • Aggie kicks Interpol
[10:59pm] Lorelei: Listening to them? Or making a law enforcement reference?
[10:59pm] notovny left the chat room. (Quit: 160.2 GHz microwaves are my favorite color.)
[11:00pm] Aggie: Whichever.
[11:00pm] Lorelei: Is it a "name a band or law enforcement agency" game?
[11:00pm] Lorelei: The Police.
[11:00pm] Aggie: LOL! Yes
[11:01pm] Lorelei:
[11:01pm] Aggie: Hack doesn't work, pescado.
[11:02pm] LilBrudder: *gasp*
[11:02pm] Nec left the chat room. (Client Quit)
[11:02pm] Aggie: It was SUPPOSED to cause a treasure chest to increase on value over time, but it just decreased.
[11:02pm] Aggie: Err, wait.
[11:03pm] Aggie: Never mind; I was too suspicious. I forogt to put it into downloads. *facepalm*
[11:03pm] • Aggie == idiot
[11:03pm] LilBrudder: Wow.  
[11:04pm] Lorelei: That's like...a reverse Ness
[11:04pm] countfour: P&L
[11:04pm] • Aggie erases her last few posts
[11:04pm] • Aggie whistles innocently
[11:04pm] Aggie: You all saw nuzzink.
[11:05pm] Aggie: However, this could be a good opportunity to see if it works on pre-existing chests.
[11:06pm] • Aggie attempts to salvage her tattered dignity
[11:08pm] HeyYeah left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[11:09pm] Aggie: Hmmm, still decreased.
[11:13pm] Aggie: Nope, the hack does not work.
[11:13pm] Pescado: Huzzah.
[11:13pm] V: Whoot
[11:13pm] Pescado: Did you install it right?
[11:13pm] Fairlight: See how much better it works when you wait for me to say I'm in position?
[11:13pm] lemmiwinks joined the chat room.
[11:13pm] Jelenedra: blerg
[11:13pm] Aggie: What's to install? I put it into Downloads/Hacks/MATY
[11:13pm] Pescado: Lala's performance drops down to 2.98.
[11:13pm] kutto: I learned things. 
[11:13pm] Fairlight: brb, must cycle coolant
[11:14pm] Jelenedra: I bet my stats went down. I got distracted in a dogfight instead of bombing
[11:14pm] Pescado: Yes.
[11:14pm] Jelenedra: ruined my kill ratio
[11:14pm] Pescado: Gotta keep killin those mans and sacking planets.
[11:14pm] Pescado: Getting bogged down in a dogfight hurts.
[11:14pm] Kewian: major sucikage
[11:14pm] lemmiwinks: Lolsims thread. I need therapy.
[11:14pm] Jelenedra: I won the dogfight at least
[11:14pm] Amber: So what is this treaure chest hack supposed to do?
[11:14pm] Aggie: Your hack is unawesome, Pescado.
[11:14pm] Pescado: Is it not working?
[11:14pm] Aggie: It's supposed to increase the value of gold over time.
[11:14pm] Pescado: there's no inflation in sims.
[11:14pm] Pescado: So it doesn't.
[11:14pm] Aggie: Also: make it stealable (ala the gnome).
[11:15pm] Pescado: It should just stay static.
[11:15pm] Aggie: Not only does it not increase, it doesn't stay even. It still decreases.
[11:15pm] Jelenedra: mmkay, welp I gets to go into hibernation mode
[11:15pm] rohina: Yay, I killed Ambular
[11:15pm] Pescado: I should have eliminated the standard depreciation.
[11:15pm] Pescado: It may still fluctuate as an art object.
[11:15pm] Aggie: Well, it does not.
[11:15pm] Jelenedra: I should be alive tomorrow nights, hubby will be gone. So I don't have to be alive for anything else
[11:15pm] rohina: Hur
[11:15pm] • Pescado will let you know what happens in his game when he gets to actually PLAY it.
[11:16pm] Aggie: Thanks you.
[11:16pm] Pescado: You will receive an update if anything changes.
[11:16pm] rohina: I think not putting your hack in Downloads should be called an Agger
[11:16pm] Aggie: Thanks.
[11:16pm] Aggie: Yes, I agree.
[11:16pm] • Aggie is properly shamed
[11:16pm] Jelenedra: gnight everyone.
[11:16pm] Pescado: Lala: You realize what you did wrong, yes?
[11:16pm] Pescado: Don't get bogged down in a dogfight.
[11:16pm] Jelenedra: yes, I got blood thirsty
[11:16pm] Pescado: It's better to just kamikaze and respawn than to get into an extended pyrrhic victory.
[11:16pm] Jelenedra: killing armies > killing fighters
[11:16pm] Aggie: Night Jelly.
[11:17pm] rohina: And I am improving, which means I am not quite such a rollover as you thought, Jello.
[11:17pm] Pescado: Oh, was that the butt you were fighting?
[11:17pm] Pescado: I bet the Butt was intentionally being distracting to waste Lala's time. 
[11:17pm] Jelenedra: Never thought you were, Kludge is the one that says you can't drive
[11:17pm] Pescado: She can't.
[11:17pm] • Pescado crunches her in a single handwave. 
[11:17pm] Jelenedra: That's what I do during the final pushes, most of the time.
[11:17pm] Pescado: You've seen how I easily destroy you with a single handwave, yes, Butt?
[11:17pm] Jelenedra: Fly distraction.
[11:17pm] Lorelei: a challenger appears!
[11:18pm] lemmiwinks: Hey Lorelei.
[11:18pm] Jelenedra: Still, the butt is being blind again, can't even tell who thinks she is a "rollover"
[11:18pm] Lorelei: 'sup, winks?
[11:19pm] Jelenedra: And on that night, I bide you all good night. Good night.
[11:19pm] Jelenedra: on that note even
[11:19pm] Jelenedra:  bah
[11:19pm] Jelenedra left the chat room.
[11:19pm] lemmiwinks: Still laughing over several of your posts.
[11:19pm] Lorelei: 'at' or 'with'? LOL
[11:19pm] lemmiwinks: Both!
[11:19pm] rohina: notovny's macro is win.
[11:19pm] lemmiwinks: Big time
[11:19pm] Pescado: What has notovny done now?
[11:20pm] Fairlight: My first kill of the game was a highly amusing flyby on Rohina.
[11:20pm] Lorelei: made funny lolsims
[11:20pm] Fairlight: I didn't even slow down.  Tractored her off the planet into my torps on my way to my bombing target.
[11:20pm] rohina: Yar boo sucks.
[11:20pm] Pescado: Buttolino now realizes why she should cloak when bombing. 
[11:21pm] rohina: Yes
[11:21pm] Pescado: If you CLOAK, you can't be prodded off the planet.
[11:21pm] Pescado: That means you are guaranteed to do some damage as it takes time to kill you.
[11:21pm] Fairlight: (Although you can still eat a fat wodge of torps.)
[11:21pm] Fairlight: There's a reason why we call them croaking devices.
[11:21pm] Pescado: the POD works well for stomping cloakbombers...
[11:21pm] Pescado: Because they can't phaser the plasma while cloaked.
[11:21pm] Fairlight: They're very useful tools, but misusing them leads to embarassing deaths.
[11:22pm] Pescado: That's more true of KSpace than Netrek, really.
[11:22pm] Pescado: In KSpace, the cloak is highly punishing because you lose shields while cloaked.
[11:22pm] Fairlight: I need to practice more with the POD.  I used to be able to nail a cloaker every time.
[11:22pm] Fairlight: And in ST canon, BTW.
[11:22pm] Pescado: ST canon was unclear about the issue as far as STVI.
[11:22pm] rohina: Well, I still took a planet near the end, which made me happeh
[11:23pm] Pescado: It wasn't until TNG that cloaking became clarified, really.
[11:23pm] Fairlight: Yes.
[11:23pm] Pescado: In STVI, it is ambiguous as to whether shields can be raised while cloaked, for instance.
[11:23pm] Aggie: I recall the episode where teh Romulans were experimenting with a cloaking device that could make a ship intangible.
[11:23pm] Pescado: They did not, but you will note how the crew reacted as if their failure to raise shields was a surprise.
[11:23pm] Fairlight: Although it is amusing that in STVI, FWC is a godly ability...
[11:23pm] Fairlight: ... but in netrek, it is worse than useless.
[11:23pm] Pescado: Yes, I implemented it exactly as STVI did it...
[11:24pm] Pescado: But in Netrek, it is crap. 
[11:24pm] Pescado: Heck, in reality, it'd also be crap.
[11:24pm] Pescado: Because let's face it, they can't see YOU, but they sure as hell can see where all the gunfire comes from.
[11:24pm] Fairlight: Yes.
[11:24pm] Pescado: Like in EVN, the Polaroid FWC weapons would be useless against another human.
[11:24pm] Pescado: The moment you fire that shot, you're getting nailed.
[11:25pm] Surelyfunke joined the chat room.
[11:25pm] Aggie: I assume you couldn't warp while cloaked?
[11:25pm] Fairlight: It worked better in STVI, because ships had far longer cloak endurance.
[11:25pm] Pescado: Honestly, it didn't work well in STVI either.
[11:25pm] Fairlight: That's true.
[11:25pm] Pescado: You will note that the idea was abandoned in subsequent Treks.
[11:25pm] Fairlight: Well, it's not very Klingonly.
[11:25pm] Aggie: What would stop a cloakced ship from firing and then entering warp?
[11:25pm] Pescado: Now, in the real world, technology secrets aren't lost merely because a prototype is destroyed.
[11:25pm] Fairlight: Nothing, cloaked ships can warp just fine.
[11:25pm] Pescado: In fact, destruction of the prototype is pretty much an expected side effect of research.
[11:26pm] Fairlight: In Netrek, the main problem is that cloaking is a massive fuel drain.
[11:27pm] Pescado: Well, in KSpace, it's not a massive fuel drain, but it *IS* very easily a death sentence.
[11:27pm] countfour left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
[11:27pm] Pescado: Since you cloaking means you drop shields, yet may still be detectable.
[11:27pm] Pescado: There's so many noob mistakes you can do in KSpace that will totally blow your cover.
[11:28pm] Fairlight: Which is realistic, really.
[11:28pm] Pescado: For instance, continuing to use active sensors will basically blow you cover.
[11:28pm] Pescado: So will using your targeting radar.
[11:28pm] Pescado: All the basic mistakes of submarine warfare apply to cloaking.
[11:29pm] KellyQ joined the chat room.
[11:29pm] Aggie: Except for all the water.
[11:29pm] Fairlight: It would be lulz to watch MATYians play KSpace, but I doubt any of them would want to try.
[11:29pm] Fairlight: Aggie: Saying something pointless just so you can be part of the conversation is classic Quittaire.
[11:29pm] • lemmiwinks says hello to KellyQs.
[11:29pm] LilBrudder: KSpace?
[11:30pm] Lorelei: lemmi: http://forums.enturbulation.org/121-raids/operation-barney-friends-anonorange-angry-gay-pope-does-again-25385/
[11:30pm] lemmiwinks: Gawd, I love him.
[11:30pm] KellyQ: Hey lemmi
[11:30pm] Aggie: Fairlight: comparing someone to someone else you don't like is classic Brynne.
[11:30pm] Aggie:
[11:30pm] HeyYeah joined the chat room.
[11:30pm] LilBrudder: Fairlight, I'm intrigued.  What's KSpace?
[11:31pm] Fairlight: I'm not comparing YOU, I'm comparing your actions.
[11:31pm] lemmiwinks: Between AGP and GJS I may have sexuality issues.
[11:31pm] Pescado: KSpace is a text-based space combat engine.
[11:31pm] Fairlight: And if I wasn't accurate, you'd have a better rebuttal.
[11:31pm] Pescado: It predates Quittaires.
[11:31pm] Aggie: Ditto.
[11:31pm] Pescado: It was from an age when all the cool games were in real 3D ASCII.
[11:32pm] Lorelei: I want to see Scilon Barney and Anonorange Barney side by side, fighting!
[11:32pm] Lorelei: MORTAL KOMBAT!
[11:32pm] lemmiwinks: YES!
[11:32pm] Lorelei: *irritating techno stings here*
[11:32pm] Fairlight: Aggie: Better than playground type "I know you are but what am I!" too.
[11:32pm] Lorelei: ...FATALITY!
[11:32pm] Aggie: Hey, if it fits, it fits.
[11:32pm] lemmiwinks: Scilon Barney is just a poor idiot. I would leave him alone.
[11:32pm] Fairlight: Aggie: Isn't that what your dad used to say about you?
[11:33pm] Lorelei: But Barney v. Barney has to be hilarz
[11:33pm] Aggie: I don't know who my dad is, remember? 
[11:33pm] LilBrudder: Pescado: still intrigued.
[11:33pm] Pescado: ?
[11:33pm] Lorelei: AnonBarney can give SciBarney some Shout Stain Fighter
[11:33pm] lemmiwinks: With pics would make it win, yes.
[11:33pm] lemmiwinks: hur
[11:33pm] Pescado: This explains a great deal about Aggies.
[11:33pm] Aggie: Pescado: see the other night.
[11:33pm] Fairlight: Aggie: Countering my insult with a worse insult about yourself *IS* actually an improvement, yes.
[11:33pm] lemmiwinks: Scieno Barney is stinky
[11:34pm] Aggie: I was referencing Fiarlight's 'Yo Mama was such a whore' hokes,.
[11:34pm] Lorelei: Febreeze with a bow around it
[11:34pm] rohina: Aggie is a bastard?
[11:34pm] Aggie: Nope.
[11:34pm] rohina: And her Mama is a whore?
[11:34pm] Aggie: Nope.
[11:34pm] Fairlight: rohina: Her father is one of seven sailors.  Her mom's not sure which one.
[11:34pm] Lorelei: Also, Scilon Furries...just when I thought baby diaperfurs were the lowest perversion of a perversion
[11:34pm] lemmiwinks: Lorelei, been to Hollywodd lately?
[11:34pm] rohina: LOL, Fairlight.
[11:34pm] Amber: Her mother was a hamster and her father smelt of elderberries?
[11:34pm] Aggie: That's a fairly great feat, given that I live in a landlocked territory.
[11:35pm] Fairlight: I know!
[11:35pm] rohina: Ambular: that would be a clue to his identity.
[11:35pm] Lorelei: Not in over a decade, no
[11:35pm] KellyQ left the chat room. (Quit: Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth)
[11:35pm] Lorelei: is the mural wall still near Mann's Chinese?
[11:36pm] Lorelei: Capitol Records still in the building that looks like a spindle full of 45 rpm records?
[11:36pm] lemmiwinks: And the tiny footprints.
[11:36pm] Lorelei: Chinese bound feet in high heels, FFS
[11:36pm] Lorelei: people were pocket-sized back in the day
[11:36pm] lemmiwinks: hur! Young ens would not get the 45 reference.
[11:37pm] Fairlight: In case of emergency, dial 1911.
[11:37pm] Lorelei: I am reassured by the teens I run into at school that they do know what 45s are, just like we know what Victrolas are
[11:37pm] • lemmiwinks is afraid he may still have a few 45s hidden somewhere.
[11:37pm] Lorelei: I definitely have 45s, not hidden
[11:38pm] • Aggie idly wonders if Canada's won any medals
[11:38pm] Lorelei: Most were acquired from parents' collections or during youth, where I spent a lot of carnival tickets playing lucky dip
[11:38pm] lemmiwinks: My first record purchase, "Puff, The Magic Dragon" on 45.
[11:38pm] Lorelei: one version had scads of bad 45s
[11:39pm] Lorelei: I think I bought a George Harrison single, but that's unclear.
[11:39pm] lemmiwinks: My mom gave the 50 cents to buy it. Was expensive to me.
[11:40pm] Fairlight: Old lemmiwinks is old.
[11:40pm] lemmiwinks: Very. And it aint getting any better.
[11:41pm] Aggie: Getting older beats the alternative.
[11:42pm] LilBrudder: Getting younger?
[11:42pm] Aggie: Dying, you stupid 12. 
[11:42pm] LilBrudder: Dying?
[11:42pm] LilBrudder: How do you know getting older beats dying?
[11:42pm] LilBrudder: Are you dead?
[11:42pm] Aggie: Yep.
[11:42pm] Lorelei: I tend not to be interested in what popular culture offers, so it is hard for me to judge what I was into by looking at what everyone else was into at the time
[11:42pm] Fairlight: I'm going to side with the Poopsmith on this one. 
[11:42pm] LilBrudder: If you're dead, how do you know getting older is better than dying?  
[11:43pm] Aggie: I got older before I died.
[11:43pm] Aggie: It was a lot more fun.
[11:43pm] • lemmiwinks kills LilBro so he can find out.
[11:43pm] Aggie: lol
[11:43pm] LilBrudder: Lorelei: don't you like HAI SKEWL MOOSIKAL?
[11:43pm] Hook joined the chat room.
[11:43pm] Aggie: Hook!
[11:43pm] LilBrudder: Itz sew poplur!
[11:43pm] Hook: Aggie!
[11:43pm] HeyYeah: Hi Hook.
[11:43pm] • Aggie slaps some sense into LilB
[11:43pm] • Fairlight kills LilBrudder in the face until he dies from it.
[11:43pm] Lorelei: no. I didn't know it existed until a few weeks ago.
[11:43pm] Hook: Hi HeyYah!
[11:43pm] Hook: +e
[11:44pm] LilBrudder: Sorry, Aggie.
[11:44pm] LilBrudder: Channeling the ome.
[11:44pm] Aggie: Thank goodness his typig skills hath returned.
[11:44pm] Lorelei: When skateboarding, roller skating and elephantine bell-bottoms were in, I was off doing other things
[11:44pm] Aggie: Mine, however,...
[11:44pm] lemmiwinks: whut?
[11:44pm] Hook: Typig? 
[11:44pm] rohina: Aggie: Some Canadian dude got 7th in a swimming race.
[11:44pm] Fairlight: LilBrudder: When?
[11:44pm] Lorelei: and wearing other things
[11:44pm] Aggie: That's...pretty good.
[11:44pm] LilBrudder: Fairlight: HAI SKEWL MOOSICAL thing.
[11:44pm] Aggie: I hope we can manage at leat one medal (even though I'm not watching).
[11:44pm] • Aggie slaps the sense back into LilB
[11:45pm] Fairlight: How do you mean you were channelling Ome?  I don't notice a difference.
[11:45pm] • Fairlight teleports.
[11:45pm] Aggie: Moosikal makes me think of a hybrid of Myskaal and a moose.
[11:45pm] LilBrudder: He is a fan of HAI SKEWL MOOSICAL.  I think people are retarded for falling into Disney's trap.
[11:45pm] Aggie: Disney = evil.
[11:46pm] Aggie: Corporate evil.
[11:46pm] photo joined the chat room.
[11:46pm] lemmiwinks: I also have neve seen it, so cannot say whether I like it or not. But from the genre, I assume not.
[11:46pm] Lorelei: I have never liked Disney much, even as a kid
[11:46pm] LilBrudder: I've never seen it.
[11:46pm] LilBrudder: But I can tell you high school is not a musical.  
[11:47pm] LilBrudder: I think it's hilarious that next to no high schoolers like high school musical.  
[11:47pm] lemmiwinks: Mine was musical. Bad music.
[11:47pm] LilBrudder: You went to high school in the '30s.  People couldn't afford music back then.  
[11:49pm] lemmiwinks: No way. In the 30s I was perfecting antibiotics.
[11:49pm] lemmiwinks: Big mistake.
[11:50pm] LilBrudder: You invented the polio shot?
[11:50pm] Hook: It wasn't a shot at first.
[11:50pm] lemmiwinks: It allowed defectives to live and breed.
[11:51pm] Hook: The first polio vaccine was given on a sugar cube.
[11:51pm] lemmiwinks: That tasted funny.
[11:51pm] Hook: Probably.  I don't remember the taste.
[11:52pm] PlaidSquirrel: i'd rather eat a lump of sugar than be stabbed
[11:52pm] PlaidSquirrel: maybe it's just me though
[11:52pm] Aggie: I'd have to agree, Plaidsquirrel.
[11:52pm] lemmiwinks: Ah, the 30s,when men were men and small furry critters, etc.
[11:53pm] Hook: When men were men and sheep ran scared.
[11:53pm] • lemmiwinks cannot remember his Doug Adams quotes.
[11:53pm] Hook: "Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish." 
[11:53pm] V: "Don't Panic"
[11:53pm] lemmiwinks: So long
[11:54pm] PlaidSquirrel: so long
[11:54pm] Hook: Ah.  You're right.
[11:54pm] PlaidSquirrel: do you have your towel?
[11:54pm] • Hook doesn't remember his Doug Adams quotes either.
[11:54pm] lemmiwinks: heh
[11:55pm] Hook: No.  And if I hear ONE MORE LINE of Vogon poetry, I'm gonna space myself.
[11:55pm] Aggie: He
[11:55pm] Amber: Far off on the Western Spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy was an insignificant little blue-green planet whose carbon-based, ape-descended life forms were so amazingly primitive they still thought digital watches were a pretty neat idea.
[11:55pm] PlaidSquirrel: i really liked the dirk gently books better
[11:55pm] lemmiwinks: "Don't Panic" in large green friendly letters.
[11:55pm] Hook: Earth:  mostly harmless
[11:56pm] Amber: "We apologize for the inconvenience."
[11:56pm] Hook: heh
[11:56pm] lemmiwinks: I kinda liked Vogon poetry.
[11:56pm] Amber: "Ode to a small green lump of putty I found in my armpit one midsummer's morning"
[11:56pm] LilBrudder: In the beginning, the universe was created.  This is widely considered a bad move.
[11:56pm] • Hook spaces himself as a pre-emptive first strike
[11:56pm] lemmiwinks: hur!!!!
[11:56pm] Amber: (And made a lot of people very angry)
[11:57pm] lemmiwinks: Ambers are evil. That is why we likes 'em.
[11:57pm] Amber: Ambers are fountains of useless information.  XD