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More Awful Than You: December - Painful Patterns
« on: 2010 November 23, 11:14:11 »
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Now that there's enough CC floating around for TS3, I think MATY is a viable option again for showcasing the worst the community has to offer. Something that seems particularly shit is the caliber of some of the patterns that are getting made - thanks to programs like the Create A Pattern tool, any old tard can churn them out and some of them are utterly horrific.

To kick it off, I give you pilar39mx from MTS2's garfield patterns. Share the shit, folks:

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Re: More Awful Than You: December - Painful Patterns
« Reply #1 on: 2010 November 23, 17:57:40 »
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There's a 416-page thread on this subject over here: http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/index.php/topic,1982.0.html
 
That thread concentrates on payware disasters, not free stuff.
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Re: More Awful Than You: December - Painful Patterns
« Reply #2 on: 2010 November 23, 18:18:26 »
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There's a 416-page thread on this subject over here: http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/index.php/topic,1982.0.html
 
That thread concentrates on payware disasters, not free stuff.


I am amused that you managed to miss the point of the thread, and also are stupid enough to link to a site everyone here knows about (and probably actively avoids if we are not already members). Congratulations, you fail!
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Re: More Awful Than You: December - Painful Patterns
« Reply #3 on: 2010 November 23, 18:37:51 »
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Pretty much any "licensed" pattern is going to be horrible, because people don't think to do something clever or use an actual existing pattern- they just slap an image down and call it a day.




Who in the world would use these? In what situation would these look good, on anything?
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« Reply #4 on: 2010 November 23, 20:48:33 »
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Ahh, I'm game. I have a few from TSR.

There seem to be many fuck-ups, as far as textures go. This person doesn't seem to enable recoloring, so they have a few different types of this pattern.



All in varied blinding colors.

Here's some licensed art patterning:



...Absolutely nobody tried on this one. Here, have a JPEG-artifact-riddled Betty Boop. And the preview shall be... an extreme closeup!

And now for some rock'n'roll!



...I have no idea WTF this is actually supposed to be, but the title assured me that Rock 'n Roll is involved. Either way, the person who made this is awful and should feel awful for having made it. That is the worst preview image ever.
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« Reply #5 on: 2010 November 23, 21:23:05 »
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The red splashes are very unfortunately placed on the crotch and buttcrack!  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: 2010 November 23, 22:46:30 »
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Is the thread only open to patterns?  Because I've seen some pretty godawful Custom Sims on MTS.
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« Reply #7 on: 2010 November 23, 23:17:55 »
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Is the thread only open to patterns?  Because I've seen some pretty godawful Custom Sims on MTS.

The theme for this month is patterns, each month it has a different theme - next month?
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« Reply #8 on: 2010 November 24, 00:21:02 »
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I give you a T$R creation:



"This is a pattern for little sim girls. Enjoy it. It was made by my daughter Aimee and she is very proud of it Smiley"

Not loud in the slightest.

BTW, I'm quite pleased that this treasured pastime is back. Admittedly, the TS3 patterns aren't nearly as bad as some of the TS2 wallpaper. Like the pepperoni one in the old "More Awful"... Sad

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« Reply #9 on: 2010 November 24, 00:47:10 »
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These are pretty horrible.



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« Reply #10 on: 2010 November 24, 01:15:55 »
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Why would a floor/carpet have pictures/decals on it? It just.... doesn't make sense.
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« Reply #11 on: 2010 November 24, 02:05:08 »
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I give you a T$R creation:

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"This is a pattern for little sim girls. Enjoy it. It was made by my daughter Aimee and she is very proud of it Smiley"

Not loud in the slightest.

BTW, I'm quite pleased that this treasured pastime is back. Admittedly, the TS3 patterns aren't nearly as bad as some of the TS2 wallpaper. Like the pepperoni one in the old "More Awful"... Sad

If that was actually made by a 6 or early 12, it's not that bad.  It's pretty damn good, compared to the other patterns I've seen in this thread.  I could see using that in a nursery after muting the background color.
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« Reply #12 on: 2010 November 24, 03:39:13 »
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The red splashes are very unfortunately placed on the crotch and buttcrack!  Cheesy

FIRECROTCH. That outfit wants to be worn on a pink scooter, methinks.
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« Reply #13 on: 2010 November 24, 18:09:53 »
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It look like all they did was do a Google image search for a picture of tiling stones.
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« Reply #14 on: 2010 November 24, 18:33:33 »
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It look like all they did was do a Google image search for a picture of tiling stones.
Looks like any EAxis made stone pattern to me, but where's the moss and why is it on the ceiling?
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« Reply #15 on: 2010 November 25, 00:12:17 »
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URGH. Over saturation ahoy. That also looks oversharpened to boot.
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« Reply #16 on: 2010 November 25, 03:09:45 »
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I think it's really good.  You just put it in the wrong place.  It belongs on an outside wall.
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« Reply #17 on: 2010 November 25, 04:28:21 »
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I think it's really good.  You just put it in the wrong place.  It belongs on an outside wall.
Cwurts, I don't think you're the best one to judge aesthetics.  Anyone who has posted 39 skintones, all in jaundice-like yellow, is clearly weak in the vision department.  To add to what has been said, that pattern looks really flat- for something that over-realistic, it would have been good to create some illusion of depth.
Since it's within 5 weeks of Christmas and thus officially the "Holiday Season," how about some hideously tacky Christmas patterns?

Save it for the wrapping paper, please.
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« Reply #18 on: 2010 November 25, 04:50:53 »
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Jesus, the colors they use don't help! Why are the snowflakes on the floor made out of pee and blood?!
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« Reply #19 on: 2010 November 25, 13:02:32 »
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Look out where the Huskies go, don't touch that yellow snow, be a good little Eskimo? I'm sure the colors could be chosen arbitrarily and as such, the eye-searingness is mainly an artifact of what colors were chosen as demonstration: In all fairness, a certain amount of high-contrast is necessary in demonstrating a recolorable pattern, to denote the recolorable areas. Perhaps it is not so bad when the colors are chosen for less garishness.
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« Reply #20 on: 2010 November 25, 14:49:28 »
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The blue and white snowflake pattern is nice. The rest are eyeblinding shit.
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« Reply #21 on: 2010 November 25, 17:42:15 »
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The red splashes are very unfortunately placed on the crotch and buttcrack!  Cheesy

FIRECROTCH. That outfit wants to be worn on a pink scooter, methinks.

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« Reply #22 on: 2010 November 26, 05:37:39 »
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Jesus, the colors they use don't help! Why are the snowflakes on the floor made out of pee and blood?!
Methinks someone let Sim-Brynne into the house.
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« Reply #23 on: 2010 November 26, 06:46:25 »
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Jesus, the colors they use don't help! Why are the snowflakes on the floor made out of pee and blood?!
Methinks someone let Sim-Brynne into the house.

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« Reply #24 on: 2010 November 26, 08:12:02 »
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Since it's within 5 weeks of Christmas and thus officially the "Holiday Season," how about some hideously tacky Christmas patterns?

Save it for the wrapping paper, please.

I think they got those patterns from flannel bedsheets.  I own some that are similar, only they're all in soft, subdued blues, grays, purples and whites, not eye-scorching primary colors, and they're quite nice.  I definitely wouldn't put those patterns on walls or floors, though.
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