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Da ghetto GodDaddy pays a neighbourly visit to Ben.
« on: 2009 July 09, 13:48:57 »
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So anyway, I wanted to make a test hood for building. This meant I had to create a sim as a placeholder character, so I hopped into CAS and hit random for everything and called him Ben Elton, because that was the first name that came into my head.

Well poor Ben was not born with any of life's advantages. He's an absent-minded couch-potato who is hydrophobic, grumpy and a heavy sleeper. Good grief I thought, I'm not playing him!

So I found him a trailer and settled him in. Poor sod wants to have 20 friends and be a musician. Well, dreams are free.

So I bought him a pink guitar out of sheer malice.

Meet Ben, attempting to play fumble-fingered guitar, a special sims technique.


Little does he know, two of the local gangsters are plotting
just around the corner.

Oh lemme have some fun wit' him Boss!
Jes' don' get da filth involved Beau.
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You done NEVER lemme have fun!

Right kiddo, dis is check-in time at da hood.
Wit' da hoods, haw haw, geddit?
Beau goddit.
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Beau sneaks inside and sets the stove on fire.
Ben frantically tries to put it out while the hoods stand and taunt.

See kid, you wouldn' wan' trouble like DAT ever' day!
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If yer wanna keep yer pad all pristeen like...

Ya won' be talkin' to no filth, see?
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Jes' a few dollars down and a small weekly payment,
yer kin live in peace an' harmony wit' da rest of da hood.

Oh Ben. Poor bugger, he doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell.
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Re: Da ghetto GodDaddy pays a neighbourly visit to Ben.
« Reply #1 on: 2009 July 09, 15:39:59 »
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Nice! These puddings are actually more appealing in their ugliness than the "pretty" puddings I have seen.
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Re: Da ghetto GodDaddy pays a neighbourly visit to Ben.
« Reply #2 on: 2009 July 09, 15:43:27 »
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The big reminds me of the henchmen from the early seasons of Weeds. The one that worked for U-Turn?

Jealous of your game, witch. Mine doesn't look nearly that pretty.
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Re: Da ghetto GodDaddy pays a neighbourly visit to Ben.
« Reply #3 on: 2009 July 09, 17:44:57 »
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The "GodDaddy" and stooge were delightfully chavtastic.  Cheesy Well done, witch.
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« Reply #4 on: 2009 July 10, 00:20:58 »
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I have to confess, I didn't make the chavs, the game did. This is the neighbourhood welcoming committee lol. I took one look at them and thought, they're bloody intimidating! I can do something with this! The scenes and the thoughts seemed to play themselves out, so it was all completely unintentional.
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