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« Reply #25 on: 2009 February 25, 22:21:21 »
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Sim Emma is actually still surprisingly gorgeous as a Zombie, even as a bald one. I couldn't have picked a better founder for my Octomom. XD
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« Reply #26 on: 2009 February 25, 23:20:11 »
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Oh, I dunno. That scary picture was really scary. Zombie meanface!
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« Reply #27 on: 2009 February 26, 05:04:20 »
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Emma and the Goopies, now available in Awesomevision

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« Reply #28 on: 2009 February 26, 05:14:31 »
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It are borken on page 301

Edit: Nevermind. It's fixed.
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« Reply #29 on: 2009 February 26, 05:35:44 »
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SimNeko teaching her unborn babby about EMMA TORTURE!
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« Reply #30 on: 2009 February 26, 06:21:17 »
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"I will impress Emma with my manly hunting abilities by giving her crabs."   Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: 2009 February 26, 07:25:12 »
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I came late to the party. Exactly WHY are we torturing Emma?


Other than the obvious reason that Pes has said "Make it so".
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« Reply #32 on: 2009 February 26, 08:06:43 »
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I came late to the party. Exactly WHY are we torturing Emma?
Because it's an official MATY national holiday, much like Grammar Day.
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« Reply #33 on: 2009 February 26, 09:41:16 »
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Because I suck at planning, time management, and meeting deadlines, I was unable to carry out what I had in mind. Here's what I scraped up:







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« Reply #34 on: 2009 February 26, 15:28:22 »
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This seems a bit of a nonsequitur. First Emma is eating out a trashcan in her pajamas, then suddenly she's sitting in a pool of her own filth in her underwear? Needs more build-up! This is like showing someone looting a store, then showing him lying in a dumpster covered in bruises. It skips over the IMPORTANT part, the TORTURE!
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« Reply #35 on: 2009 February 26, 15:50:10 »
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I came late to the party. Exactly WHY are we torturing Emma?
Because it's an official MATY national holiday, much like Grammar Day.

Oh, OK.
But what did Emma specifically DO to be deserving of such a great "honor"?

I'm not objecting, I'm just curious.
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« Reply #36 on: 2009 February 26, 16:44:05 »
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This seems a bit of a nonsequitur. First Emma is eating out a trashcan in her pajamas, then suddenly she's sitting in a pool of her own filth in her underwear? Needs more build-up! This is like showing someone looting a store, then showing him lying in a dumpster covered in bruises. It skips over the IMPORTANT part, the TORTURE!

Maybe the torture is giving her the gigantic catcher-mitt hands of doom?
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« Reply #37 on: 2009 February 26, 16:52:29 »
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Comic!
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« Reply #38 on: 2009 February 26, 17:43:18 »
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Emma and the Goopies, now available in Awesomevision

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I vote for the return of Pixie Goopy.  I liked him.   Sad

ETA:  And Aggie, what the hell is wrong with you?  Zombie porn?
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« Reply #39 on: 2009 February 26, 21:13:08 »
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I came late to the party. Exactly WHY are we torturing Emma?
Because it's an official MATY national holiday, much like Grammar Day.

Oh, OK.
But what did Emma specifically DO to be deserving of such a great "honor"?


She's Emma.  Duh.
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« Reply #40 on: 2009 February 27, 05:22:13 »
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ETA:  And Aggie, what the hell is wrong with you?  Zombie porn?

Bwa ha ha ha!  Grin  Feeling my story was a little lacking in substance, I just took a page from the book of most B-list movie directors/writers and added some completely unnecessary and gratuitous T&A. Coupling that with the present state of both Emma and Goopy, I figured I could kill two birds with one stone. It also worked on several levels since both sim Emma and real Emma were tortured (I imagine human Emma would have been appalled at the thought of her screwing a dead Goopy). I am sorry for any readers that may or may not have been traumatized but hey: collateral damage. So sorry.  Cheesy
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« Reply #41 on: 2009 February 27, 06:40:55 »
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Actually Aggie, I thought your story was so boring I couldn't even finish it, I couldn't summon up the energy to click the next link.
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« Reply #42 on: 2009 February 27, 06:59:12 »
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Actually Aggie, I thought your story was so boring I couldn't even finish it, I couldn't summon up the energy to click the next link.
Ouch, that was quite a burn there.
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« Reply #43 on: 2009 February 27, 07:00:59 »
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Actually Aggie, I thought your story was so boring I couldn't even finish it, I couldn't summon up the energy to click the next link.

Then why are you commenting about it? Just ignore it and go on your merry way.
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« Reply #44 on: 2009 February 27, 08:42:18 »
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Then why are you commenting about it?

Because I wanted to?
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« Reply #45 on: 2009 February 27, 16:23:53 »
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Emma and the Goopies, now available in Awesomevision

Part 4 starts here
Oh this is awesome! cause I never go to the other place, and the story is really interesting! Pescado Goopy indeed. LOL

also LMFAO chocolate rain. XD

I say Emma gets together with Alpha and helps him with his "little situation".
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Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
« Reply #46 on: 2009 March 02, 19:18:31 »
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Aggie, you should do  a little editing and post that in the BBS. That story rocks.  I bet it would piss the sheeples off too.
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« Reply #47 on: 2009 March 03, 04:22:03 »
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Well it's certainly the right level for the BBS.
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