Check back in a month. The recidivism rate on reformed gays is something shocking.

People have banded together in the past to give titles and/or avatards. Start a thread in RL, and see if you can get some other people on board. I can chip in $10 for a worthy cause.

Pube shoe hair would definitely beat surelyfunke's beard.

And what? Wasted it on not punishing someone?

Furry subtexts sounds like some kind of book cover from the 70s. NO, NOT THE SHAG.

PLEASE CAN IT BE SOME KIND OF DILDO?

Also, I am putting my haet of brownturdgirl's username in a blind trust due to my massive gratitude.

Give your money to Pescado, not me.

Eeyore, you need to PM Pescado. Sita, no one is asking you to do anything but stand there looking stupid, which you seem to have covered.

This may be because you are kind of stupid. I made you a thread in RL, hopefully someone will take you on, so you can stop PMing me.

Titlights is a definite candidate, but it's a bit hard to top (or bottom) her current avatard. $50 will get you a custom title for her, though. You know, something like "TITLIGHTS".

@airhead: you need an enemy. Whom do you hate?

Inge's avatar is the result of a Senate mandate, so I don't know if it is replaceable, unless you want to replace it with Naked Inge from the Oona and Inge Romp.

If you need avatard suggestions, we can help you with that.

Come on, Morriganrant. MATY must be worth $10 to you at least. How many of your embarrassing personal problems have we solved?

Look at all this helpful advice. It's got to be worth $10, right?

Are you hamtards supporting the Municipality? Where would you be without Awesome advice? Laptop shoved up your rectum? Surely that's worth $20.

Earlier today, Pescado was complaining about the lack of good buildings in TS3, viz:

<@Pescado> You know, I've discovered that TS3 has made me completely hopeless when it comes to building now.
<@Pescado> TS2 had a bunch of presets, so I could just slap those together to create something that looked like your typical buildingy things.
<@Pescado> TS3 gives me nothing, so everything turns into gray bunkerstan

Do you have what it takes to create a building that is NOT Gray Bunkerstan? Can you build something Awesome enough to be included in Puddingworld? Are you prepared to be judged and found wanting?

Announcing the third official Building Contest of Awesomeness, this time for the Pudding.

Here are the Rules:

1. Build an Awesome Community Lot, which does not look like a grey block.
2. Your building should be attractive, and furnished, but not contain crappy crap.
3. There will be ONE category: community lotses. No one wants your stupid generic house.
4. You may enter as many times as you like.
5. Entries must be posted in the official submissions thread, which will open a week before the submission deadline.
6. Your entry should have some good screenshots, so people can judge it without having to download it.
6a. Your entry should BE downloadable, though, in case any judge does want to check out how it looks in game.
7. All bitching must be done in THIS thread, not the official submissions thread.
8. All rules are subject to change without notice.

DEADLINE: August 30.
JUDGES: Practicality Judge - Pescado; Aesthetics Judge - Glinda LaButt; Judgy Judge: TBA.
BRIBES: Yes, please. Bribing will be an important factor in all judging.

Dude, quit breaking the 4th wall.

The Pubic Hair police in this thread are prompting me to go to Butthair Defcon 1. You have been warned.

Some rather creative wag (not me), has created this blog: http://matymoney.wordpress.com/

As I said at the time of avatardgate, I am happy to be the butt (hur, pun!) of nonsense in the good cause of supporting MATY. Have at it! Although I do think $1 per intrusion is a bit cheapsauce. Lobby to have it raised to $5; $10 if you stay in for more than an hour without getting kicked.

If you can find a superduper secret office, I think the blog author should give $20, but only if the logs can be verified as genuine.

Well go the fuck away, then, because curses and bad attitude are the modus operandi around here.

Speaking of things going missing, what about poor Gretchen?

GRAMMAR POLICE ARE WATCHING ALL OF YOU NOW.

Show your nag pride with this handy-dandy sig banner. Just copy and paste!


Also, remember, your donations can be used to gain favours, or annoy your fellow MATYzens with imposed avatards.

So, you're smart enough to figure out that a thanks post isn't appropriate, but then you post it anyway? Diagnosis: speshul snowflake.

I don't think saying it once is spamming.