That pudding is based off real life Mr. Pee. He is ESL in meatspace, too.

I laughed, too. A person who confuses a Quicktime error for a virus alert is clearly not a computer whiz.

Here is the .sim file so you can bypass the Launcher.

I would have attached it directly to the post, but it looks like you can't do that in Retardo Land.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?lnrtwljvfzu

Depends on a lot of things. In a vanilla game, I have no idea. With Awesomemod, if you have a lot of people set to Task: Work and School, most people will be at the Library. Without No Crowd Swarm on, the most crowded place will be wherever you are presently.

This may rekindle my interest in playing TS3.

Don't fret, Mire. I was able to catch your joke.

You peel kiwis? I just eat the whole thing skin and all. It's really no different than the skin of an apple.

I don't have any evidence of this (no vegetarian sims here), but the ingame text implies that vegetarian have longer lifespans, but will vomit if they eat real meat.

You will need to install Awesomemod to use that cheat.

Inge is like the woman who gives out change at Halloween. Oh, thanks. I guess I'll use this to buy candy. So, thanks for adding a step to my Halloween process. I'm going to egg your house now.

Sim Kutto for TS3.

Basic Information:
Name at forum:  Kutto
Sim name:  Kutto Hamm
Real gender:  M
Sim gender:  M
Real age group: YA
Sim age group: YA
Real preferences:  I am attracted to: F
My Sim is attracted to:  F

Faves:
Sushi
Indie or Custom
Irish Green

Traits:
Athletic
Dog Person
Perfectionist
Good Sense of Humor
Handy

(May Add/Replace)
Party Animal
Computer Whiz
Slob
Lucky
Schmoozer
Eccentric
Loves to Swim
Loves the Heat
Night Owl

Jerb:
I guess Science, but I'm not really into Fishing or Gardening. Business will be fine for Puddingland. The Inventor or Alchemy professions would work, too.

Lifetime Wish:
Perfect Mind, Perfect Body.

Go nuts.

Updated 11/29/14 because FOJ asked.

Here, this link should help.

http://www.wikihow.com/Communicate-Effectively

The imagery. Reading that post is like walking through a vulgar art gallery. Thumbs up here, too.

Deathflowers can't be used in food, can they?

Sims upgrading electrical objects and stoves run the risk of getting singed.

Quick question: did the teen have low relationship with one or more people in the household? In my experience, it seems teens can still run away from home, but the game neglects to tell you. A teen of mine disappeared from the side bar when she went to work. She did return, though, when it was time for her to age up.

It's likely hard to find, because you are not meant to do it in an unmodded game.

A little perk of the science career: Once my sim reached Mad Scientist, he was able to "Perform Experiment" on nearly every object in the house. It would give objects either a positive or negative effect. Sounds objects became noisy, pretty, or give random good moodlets to sims who used them. Luckily, if you get a bad experiment, you can undo it just as quickly.

Uh, what? I haven't posted in this thread.

Well, preferably you should be playing with it in your startup file, but for a one time go:

1. Press Ctrl+Shift+C in the neighborhood view.
2. Enter "boolprop testingcheatsenabled true" in the box that comes up (without quotes!).

The instructions for getting an error log are in the FAQs in the Podium.

Also, if you see any new options on things and you don't know what they do, don't touch them.

I have two questions for you that might help us help you. First, are you using custom toilets or showers? These can cause problems sometimes. Second, are you playing with debug mode on? If an error is occurring, giving us the log can help solve the problem.

You saying this makes me inexplicably happy.

You start with a folder full of pictures named "1", "2", etc. in the order you want them. They can be of any extension. Then, you copy the program to the folder where the pictures are stored. I have uploaded the compiled version, but if you want the source, then I'll attack to this post. Once the program is started, you input the number of pictures, the extension of the files, the title of the pages/chapter, and then the program will ask for a comment for each picture. The caveat is that all comments need to be enclosed in either apostrophes or quotes, or the program will only use the first word. This can cause problems with comments that contain both quotes and contractions, but this is easily fixed in notepad. Like I said, this is non-awesome and mostly for my own amusement, but I decided to share it.

Source attached in f95 format.