They have a two other daughters, too.  A little less potato-y, but potato-y nonetheless:

I deserve the snark I'm going to get, but I'll ask anyway- where do I install these mods to, the "Mods" folder, or the "Packages" folder, or whatnot?  I looked for a readme, but couldn't find one.

My author sim had some rather sardonic children's books:
"Why Didn't Mommy Come Home Last Night?"
"Fun Secrets With Grownups"
"Chris Hansen and Friends"
"Clifford Goes To Sleep"

See, I think your female sim looks fine.  But maybe that's just me.

I actually like getting the ugly-ass kids in the mix.  I normally have them do interesting things, unlike my perfect beautiful sims, who all marry each other and have babies.  For instance, I had a set of twins where one was gorgeous and one was fat and ugly.  Gorgeous chick married a gorgeous guy and now they have twins and are living in some super cute house on the beach.  Ugly chick turned lesbian, adopted two babies, cheated on her wife then kicked her out, and became the top in the Criminal career.  I actually like playing the ugly chick more.