It is a clever piece of work but not the sort of thing I would rave about. My personal take is similar to others in that I just wish these talents could be put to something funnier and more interesting. So whilst mutual masturbation, or solitaire, can be both fun and gratifying in RL, I just don't need to see it in my animated people.

Now if someone were to try and animate the curser so you could slap a few sims when they get on your tits... THAT would be funny.

It's a worry isn't it? I don't mind having anatomically correct simmies, or woohoo beds, but this is just weird and pervy. Why do folk want to watch sims wank? Go look at the real thing instead! Bizarre.

Very intriguing. I will try this out as the stuck glowing feature has only ever happened twice for me, and it appeared to be completely random. I've always fed the sprogs smart milk too as otherwise they just don't grow up well.

That's a great idea for a hack. And the translation was pretty damn fine too, DrBeast.

Bah... Burnination is good.

Please don't hold back. Get those creative juices flowing!

Every man wants a mother he can f**k, you mean?  As for Fraud Freud, neriana, you might find his methodology somewhat questionable. But only just a little bit... 

Anyone read Trojan Women? Seen one or two Greek plays performed and if they're done right it's very powerful stuff.


Heh... full chorus and masks.

This is almost mutinous talk, woman. Get a grip.

That's only because you're a murderous goddess and you're up to your knees in entrails!  I've seen the pictures, oh yes.

Pffft... If you're going to do a job it's worth doing down to the tiniest detail.  Proper doors and carriages seem like a good idea to me or it will look horribly off.

Oh, this is so true. 

Of all the aspirations, knowledge is the one I choose to play most as I really like those sims. Family sims do seem to have a tendency to flirt more, and be susceptible to affairs with random strangers - at least in my experience - and I've also had autonomous romantic interactions. As Z.Z. points out this does seem to be moderated somewhat by the zodiac sign you give them which means I like to assign pisces/cancer to romance/pleasure sims just to see if they can overcome a few more odds. I have also found that romance sims are easy to keep pleased as long as you don't marry them off and they have regular woohoo.

As for non-awesomeness... maybe. But my game is very carefully watched over so that nothing I don't want gets in. Control? You better believe it!

Family sims are whores, pure and simple.

Furry muff... Bloody stupid sims!

So not allowing sims to have any freewill is the only thing you can advocate, J.M? I really couldn't cope without the baby manager as they drive me nuts when they don't look after their spawn properly, but even with it and the other hacks mentioned by verdaeni this particular behaviour is extremely vexing.

That I could live with... 

Heh... I hadn't been perving at the sims but now you mention it there do seem to be some interesting (if unlikely) contortions going on.

Gentler is nice, but going at it like a jack hammer all the time is boring and not all of us are into whips, rubber or chains, though in the spirit of experimentation/equality, you go for it. Yay! 


Hmmm... Extra lube and yoga recommended.


This is why we play this game. Because we all want to hit the monitor with a bat, or at least climb inside and mutilate our sims! J.M. we need that hand cursor to give them a go

• d slapping. 

J.M., Klingon sex is noted for its violence but I rather think most people like it gentler than that, including sims.

Hmm, about this fun aspect... I haven't patched the game since OFB and mine still enjoy the nookie. They always have, and like others I've used woohoo to put them in a good mood. Possible link between patch and no enjoy - or rather, not as much enjoy - then?

Thanks, Jordi, for getting in there first. Bless, all those poor ignoramuses with no knowledge of the use of "pants" as a derogatory term meaning it's all gone to shit.  I think, but it's only conjecture, that it's a reference to skid-marks (the stains on your knickers when you follow through with a fart) and has its beginnings there. Lovely, eh?

*Edit* Oi, witch, you was taking the piss... I can tell, you know. 

Yes please. This will be very useful indeed, especially when a relationship is pants no matter what you do.

That is one funky effect, my friend. Any chance you could get it to work for all of us? 

This is really interesting, and I even have a house built that is [probably] excellent for mocking. Absoluely no CC at all, and it even looks tasteful which given the sheer nastiness of Maxian decor is a bloody miracle.  I'm going to play it for a while and see whether it fills all the other criteria.

No, you're not the only one who finds this annoying. And why can't more than two kids play together, as Bluesoup has pointed out, as in real life - which is what this game is supposed to be about - there are roaming herds of the little darlings? It wastes time trying to build up relationships manually which often means that I ignore the kids in favour of something else.

I've had a number of kids tease their siblings autonomously, but my sims seem to breed mean little oiks for the most part.

Might be too much info, witch. 

I fancy you'd manage a little Mozart or some Chopin. How about Rachmaninov Concerto No. 3 in D minor? One of my favourites.