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TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: I cannot get the game to run above a 800x600 resolution.
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on: 2008 November 14, 10:59:35
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Yes, my shitbox is shit. I had no idea what hardware I needed to play games before I got the shitbox (which was way back in 2005, IIRC). When I discovered graphics cards were fundamental for people who actually want to play games, I asked about getting a graphics card. The solution was to buy or build a computer that doesn't suck.
Baa baa Vacantblue, everything seems to be going ok in 1024x768. Not much more lag than in 800x600.
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TS2: Burnination / The Podium / I cannot get the game to run above a 800x600 resolution.
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on: 2008 November 13, 08:14:20
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The options will not let me run the game above a 800x600 resolution, regardless if I'm playing in . I put up with 800x600 when I had a smaller monitor, but now that I have a 1440x900 monitor I'm fed up with it. I've tried searching for a solution to this, but to no avail. This is what everything looks like in windowed mode*: This is a screenshot taken in fullscreen mode (my widescreen LCD monitor stretched everything): These are my display settings This is my shortcut destination: "C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\The Sims 2 Apartment Life\TSBin\Sims2EP8.exe" -w -r1440x900 *ETA: Botophucket shrunk the windowed mode screenshot.
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TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Whats in your UserStartup.cheat File?
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on: 2008 October 30, 09:52:30
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My current UserStartup.cheat, let me show you it. intProp SeeThem 231 boolProp testingCheatsEnabled true boolProp allow45DegreeAngleOfRotation true boolprop controlpets true boolprop petactioncancel true boolprop showcatalogepflags true faceBlendLimits off setHighestAllowedLevel 10 floatprop tvvolume 0.2 uintProp maxTotalSims 50 uintProp maxTotalHumans 20 uintProp maxTotalPets 15 intProp maxNumOfVisitingSims 40 boolprop unevenTilesFloorable true
alias p "plumbbobtoggle" "toggle plumb bob" alias m "moveobjects on" "moveon" "moveon" alias m- "moveobjects off" "moveoff" "moveoff" alias g- "boolprop snapObjectsToGrid true" "grid on" alias g "boolprop snapObjectsToGrid false" "grid off" alias f "boolprop constrainFloorElevation false" "fixfloor" "fixfloor" alias f- "boolprop constrainFloorElevation true" "freefloor" alias 1k "kaching" "1,000 Simoleons" alias 50k "motherlode" "50,000 Simoleons" alias l "boolProp allObjectLightsOn true" "Turns Lights On" alias l- "boolProp allObjectLightsOn false" "LightsOff"
alias dormon "boolProp dormSpecificToolsDisabled false" "enables build/buy mode tools in a dorm" alias dormoff "boolProp dormSpecificToolsDisabled true" "disables build/buy mode tools in a dorm" alias aptbbon "apartmentBuildBuyRestrictions on" "enables build/buy mode Restrictions on an apartment lot" alias aptbboff "apartmentBuildBuyRestrictions off" "disables build/buy mode Restrictions on an apartment lot" alias apton "boolProp aptBaseSpecificToolsDisabled true" "disables build/buy mode tools on an apartment lot" alias aptoff "boolProp aptBaseSpecificToolsDisabled false" "enables build/buy mode tools on an apartment lot" alias aptsuboff "boolProp aptSublotSpecificToolsDisabled false" "enables build/buy mode tools in an apartment room" alias aptsubon "boolProp aptSublotSpecificToolsDisabled true" "disables build/buy mode tools in an apartment room"
alias zdorm "changeLotZoning dorm" "Changes lot zoning to dorm" alias zgreek "changeLotZoning greek" "Changes lot zoning to greek" alias zss "changeLotZoning secretsociety" "Changes lot zoning to secret society" alias zcomm "changeLotZoning community" "Changes lot zoning to community" alias zres "changeLotZoning residential" "Changes lot zoning to residential" alias zhotel "changeLotZoning hotel" "Changes lot zoning to hotel" " alias zapt "changeLotZoning apartmentbase" "Changes lot zoning to apartment" alias zwitch "changeLotZoning secretwitchlot" "Changes lot zoning to secret witch lot"
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TS2: Burnination / Peasantry / List of Empty and Cleaned-up Templates.
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on: 2008 October 12, 07:04:51
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It's a pain in the ass having to dig through the original thread for templates, so I made a thread here. Emma's 4shared.I'm going to make the master list here. Links will fill in in a few minutes. You need all of the clean templates for all of your games. BaseUniversity Nightlife Open for BusinessPetsSeasonsBon VoyageFreetimeApartment LifeYou also need to go here and click the link for your latest EP. Click 'hacks,' and then retrieve these. antiredundancy nossrepawn nostrayrespawn notownieregen nodormieregen (this one is in the director's cut zip, not in the 'hacks' section) Unzip and place in Downloads folder, preferably subfoldered under 'Essential' or some sort. And follow Jordi's Clean Custom Neighborhood Tutorial for installing you new templates. Remember, if you create a new neighbourhood and minimize and see character files in your characters folder, then something went wrong. Don't continue; see what you're missing or what step you missed. Oh, and the box.net links are working for me, so I linked to SaraMK's originals. List updates go here. Comments go here.Credits: Kazzandra, for making the original list. Jordi SaraMK Argon IAmTheRad Giggy Moderator edit: I changed the links that pointed to this post to new download links for files now hosted on MATY. All clean templates are now hosted on-site! Thanks for making the new thread, Liveangel. Further edit: Did you screw something up while installing clean templates, and failed to make a backup? Aren't you foolish! Thankfully, Witch has kindly made all of the original templates available. Get your Maxis original hoods here: http://moreawesomethanyou.com/bastdawn/maxishoods
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! October: Videos that make you go "WTF?"
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on: 2008 October 03, 04:03:03
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This is FABULOUS. This series should be called "They Came From AOL." It has a plane crash, murder, a sandwich break (while being chased) and plot holes. Wow, that was some utterly pointless and illiterate crap. Amazing fluidity of that seamless transition, too. "ZOMG, RUN4urLIFE!!!11One!1ooh, dude. samiches." Personal favourite exchange: Emma: dont kill me!!!!!! Jenna: but i want to I feel ya', Jenna. I really do. I believe jenna had no1 else 2 kill so she killed herself lol Yes, yes, who killed Jenna?! Could it be the mysterious homeowner?! I must watch Season 2 and find out!! Uh, pass. Now you see why it inspired this month.
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! September: Not As Advertised
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on: 2008 October 02, 08:42:08
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Here's one of my main inspirations for starting this thread: a pay hair from The Sims Connection called "Time After Time." [image sniped]
Upon putting it in the game one of the first noticable things is that the ponytail has something weird going on at the end. [image sniped] It's skintone/pink and sort of weird. I call it 'the Butt.' Look for it in the following pictures.
Besides the Butt, the real problems with the hair begin when the Sim starts to move, because aside from sticking out at odd angles as seen above, the luxurious ponytail tends to... [image sniped] or [image sniped]
I still remember the face I made first time I witnessed this years ago, when the hair was advertised enthusiastically on TSC as being by Fionn and having amazing animations. (edited to try and get one of the pics to show)
I vote on this one. That's not how these contests work. Of course, a volunteer is you, SJActress. 1st place, 2nd place, 3rd place and Hourable mention. Think you can do it? BTW, you shouldn't quote the pictures unless you are performing duties nvm.
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: EAxis House of Fail: October
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on: 2008 October 02, 08:09:31
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Yeesh! How did I know it was going to be this one This lot isn't flat though, can anyone supply a flat one? Or; how do you make an existing lot flat? I'll do it if I know how. Okay, now here's my chance.ACHTUNG!How to make a lot flat in a few easy steps: - Use the Lot Expander to make the lot bigger.
- Enter the lot, flatten it, and save the lot.
- Use the Lot Expander again to make the lot smaller again.
- ?
- Profit!
Of course, there are a few issues with the lot expander (Vista, Apartment Life etc). Go bug someone (maybe Jfade) who actually knows about programing.
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TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: I did not know children could learn that.
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on: 2008 September 29, 06:46:05
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My kindergarten had that book too. IIRC, somewhere it says "You can ask your mother of father or another adult you trust to read this book with you." I think it scarred me for life to hear this book being read aloud SO MANY TIMES. I remember being scared by the picture where the mother gives birth "The baby comes out WHERE?!"
The book I was given was much more graphic. Everything was still cartoonized, but very much anatomically correct. I got to watch a video.
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! September: Not As Advertised
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on: 2008 September 26, 09:36:16
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Okay, is my browser not showing me images again, or is this page just a wall o' links? Please assume that some of us do not have logins to other ghey sim sites, as there is only one sim site, and also require instant lulz.
The first block of links on this page have nothing to do with the contest. The links in Heodez's post don't need logons to view, but linking without embedding pics = fail. Post links and pictures, kthxbai. ETA:
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! September: Not As Advertised
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on: 2008 September 07, 04:15:41
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Corrections? I only highlighted stuff. * Liveangel looks back at her post. Yeah, I didn't highlight missing periods or spaces, because I didn't know what to highlight. Also, (insert lame excuse here) so I missed some. But if you want corrections, then good. I want something to do. LMFAO!!! Peggy stuff isn't that bad. I chose Fresh prince's home decor objects over at MTS2. They're all bad. I remember that old above ground pool he posted at SS2 forever ago ...OMG it made my sims get stuck so they couldn't move. >_< http://hideki.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=289166That is bad. Not only because it is horridly pixel-ey, but it is also photo realistic, which means NOTHING in the sim world. I don't even think CC will work with it. That one literally made me go WTF? Is that person stupid and blind? Better? Do they still have mistakes that I missed?
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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on: 2008 September 07, 00:15:49
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LMFAO!!! peggy stuff isnt that bad i chose Fresh princes home decor objects over at mts2. there all bad i remember that old above ground pool he psots at SS2 forever ago...omg it made my sims get stuck and couldnt move >_< that is bad not only becuse it is horridly pixel-ey... it is also photo realistic...which mates NOTHING in the sim world...i dont even think CC will work with it
that one literaly made me go wtf...is that person stupid and blind? Excuse me for being off-topic, but I've had enough! Capital letters! Full stops! Apostrophe, apostrophe, apostrophe, apostrophe! Use spellcheck! ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT? [/derail by grammar flame]
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: EAxis House of Fail: August
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on: 2008 August 22, 07:49:00
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It doesn't matter here, Goopy is mine. More's the pity. You can declare undying love if you want and it wouldn't matter Emma, you were the one who said Goopy is a romance sim-he wouldn't mind hooking up with Elfie So I don't think he'd mind hooking up with SalixTree.
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! August: Craptacular Stories.
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on: 2008 August 21, 10:15:44
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What's even funnier is that quote is a response to someone complaining that she keeps typing the word I as lowercase. And she's still in school but "used to be an English major". I wonder if she switched majors due to failing as an English major?
That reminds me of this.Cho had written several lol plays for his English class which have been leaked onto the internet. They are entitled "Richard McBeef" and "Mr. Brownstone", respectively. Yes, that's right. Richard. Fucking. MCBEEF. In both of these plays Cho displays horrendous grammar and punctuation, which is certainly to be expected for a slant, but what is ironic is that Cho was an ENGLISH major. Keep this in mind when you read such wonderful lines as "Why am I so angry at you! Because you murdered my father so you can get into my mother's pant!--" and "I just said that his name sounds like kidney stone of the ass and that's why he is always gruffy and angry. His shit is so thick and so oddly shaped that he can't go and all his shit are piled up in his intestines all the way up to his chest. He probably rips his sphincter to relieve a single gram of turd after two hours of pushing, sweating, teeth clenching, screeming in frustration, and holding breath for a half gram of green mold shit." This masterful, artfully-constructed prose could truly only come from a senior English major. Cho's fellow students did not agree that Richard McBeef and Mr. Brownstone were the two greatest plays ever created by an autistic Korean English major and said that the plays "were really morbid and grotesque" and "like something out of a nightmare".
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! August: Craptacular Stories.
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on: 2008 August 17, 09:49:26
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I think the amount of women and homosexuals in the Sims community is related to the design aspects of the game.</sterotyping> I found this urinal, though I have no idea what is called Sim Winchesters. Episode 1: Introduction, nothing to see here, move on. Episode 2: We are introduced to their band, then "in the middle of one of our practice sets" some guy, John, calls Dean and tells him the story of Jason and Jodie Larson (lol premades) and how close they were when Jodie got sick and eventually died and with the help of a gypsy, Jason brings her back as a zombie. Episode 2.5: Something actually happens! After a 2-pic recap and another story about why Dean doesn't like to drive, they go to the mall, have a bit of fun, and bump into Jason, and persuade him to come over for dinner the next night. We find out the whole point of this is "to decipher whether or not Jason had zombifyed his sister." They go to the Larson house and discover Zombie Jodie in a shed. Everyone has dinner. Really, why the fuck did Jason put Jodie in that shed? Episode 3: A gem. Intimacy, with a big, obnoxious, rude, in-your-face CENSORED. Pregnancy, then a baby. "Andie named him Paddywhack, and we have no objections. At all. None." And so on. Zomg a video!!!!!11one!The journey continues...
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