I hate teeth lipsticks. I have never met anyone who always bare part of their teeth.

That girl's profile claims she is 12. I'm not buying it. I don't know what possessed me to read one of her stories, but it sure reminds me of "da stuf in da july thred" with netspeak included.
WTF? How on earth can a four-year cook, clean, do grocery shopping, earn money to buy food et cetera on her own? Where are the Social Workers? Anyway, point is she is a child on her own planet. Of course someone who likes Miss Hilton does. Not. Have. Any. IQ. Points.

He is the same guy who uploaded plenty of stuff shown at last month's contest.

BTW, whatever happend to "if it's a paysite, hotlink away!"?

Edited to fix typo.

I second that!

Anyway, TSR has an endless amount of gems, but you knew that already.

Insert caption here, as words phail me. Holy out-of-proportion crap.

ETA caption and to fix typo.

Okay, time to judge, I guess, seeing that it is November in most parts of Planet Earth.

Honourable Mention:
TSR "metal" shirt. Personally, me thinks those look more like fish scales than anything else.

Third Place:
70's couch tops. ZOMG MAH EYEZ!!!!!!111oneoneone

Second Place:
Killercsaj Animal print balloons. If mine were that big, that'll kill me, indeed! Ouch!

First Place *fanfare*:
Spare tire cat hoodie. Reasons stated in the quotes. My fucking gawd, that is really... gah, words fail me.


Gwill, I'd suggest linking to the original thred with the rules in the future. I agree with Invisigoth; one should post links and pictures so we can verify rules 1-3.

Free for all!

It's an Anti Paysite Petition. Oh well.

Well, Jak, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING. However, I'll happily lend you my sunglasses provided that you a) you ask nicely, please and b) you return them to me when I judge these, FANKOO.
Sign here.


Congratulations to Marhis for the goggles picture! Not to mention Database for posting it.

Shouldn't I judge, as I am responsible for this exposure? But I'll enter if you want me to do so. Last month there were plenty of entries, but only one judge, Mitchell.
ETA: So I'm judging, right?

I couldn't find the hot tub, but I found the Freaky Monstrous Terlet, if anyone is intersted. I reckon they are moar scary than the monsters they are modeled after.

What judges? Hoston, we have a problem. The month is almost over, and no judges yet. I can't be a judge coz I submitted rebekah crap and scary dress.
On the other hand, I'm thanking god that we didn't have a repeat of Stupid Gwilly Quote Pyramid. I was seeing that looming closer and closer.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind. But then again, here's what happend when Hecubus submitted the Meat Slab dress.

I stand corrected.  I still want fugly tops for October (the same month as my RL birthday - go ahead, Pes, mock me for celebrating getting older) but I NEED EYE BLEACH FOR THE MR. KRABS!
Ok, the main reason I came here is to submit this TSR... thing. It seems to fit Pescado's definition of WTF.

So? He uploaded it so he can show that he took a Maxis texture, then MS paint-ed it with the defalut MS paint colours, which is someting a new born earthworm could do!!! How's that for beating the sawed terlet???
The moron who is gulity for this, Ry Oman, calls this his Multi Dress. I call it a Maxis texture that has been MS paint-ed on and looks worse than Carla Niven (the first thing that sprang to mind when I saw it) but I guess Mr Paysite Resource thinks that is too long a title.
Who and why would anyone want to do that?
Umm... yeah... about that last comment... I dunno whether to A) point and laugh in absolute hysterics , B) gwap and gasp in absolute shock , or C) shrug and walk away in absolute indecision .
Oh, I'm done with the eye bleach for today, feel free to use it *passes the eye bleach around*

I'm hoping October will be fugly tops. After all, we have done fugly:

• Pants
• Hair
• Furniture
• Celeb sims

I need to find a use of the excess leftover from the August More Awful Than You.

As far as I see, lots bork hoods, not the other way around. But then again, I have 20/30 vision*.

*I am short-sighted IRL but I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA as to how bad it is.

Well, thinking back, you don't want too many lights because lights = lag. Unless you have the fastest computer on the planet, which won't be the fastest computer on the planet by the time you have finished reading this post.
Defending idiots is for fools!

BTW, is this Pescado in his true form? Or have I just been playing Kingdom Hearts 2 too much?

I did not notice that untill you pointed that out! Have a cookie. And some milk to go with it.

Well, it is entirely coincidence those are both a full year before this contest began took place. To some, namely silly people like me, coincidence = spooky. Sleep well tonight.

...how many come kuronue hasn't been informed that an object can be re-nominated if it hasn't won a prize?

Shit, shit, shit.
I typed in lesbian. I found this "The Special People Family" v. slutty and uggh. The Polite Family - What's with all the uni pics?
Ah well. "Rape", "Lesbian", "Murder" and other stuff along those lines will produce interesting results.

Indeed, but Gwill said..

I found that baby dinette here at MTS2.
Here's what the creater said about it:
In other words, it's supposed to be WTF.

As for the eyeball tree, I would love it if it were an end table. It would go well with the resurrect-o-thingy (Lilith Pleasant-Broke is in the paranormal carrear). The Duck potty "for your pretty toddler" reminds me of that peggysims whore clothing submisson "happy childrens day". Tongue rings... well, thing is, it's quite useless in the game as they don't open their mouths THAT much. I aggre about pes' idea of the PMBD prop vs. the TSR bilboard. I'm still laughing about the eyeball tree nanny idea... and rohina's comment I think SimSlice's Huge Psycho Head Doorman is more likely to scare those damm towines OFF my lots than GREET them (sorry Emma, but Goops IS a townie). The sim in that pic does look scared out of his wits.

Wow, I didn't know MY submissions would be so talked about  disscussed talked about.
About the wheelie - my advice is, if it's only an object with no hacky things, and if you won't see this in RL and/or fantasy/sci-fi movies, don't bother!
Yes Invisigoth, just about everyone aggress, esp Emma. And me. And someone who I can't remeber, who said this:
Nominating feeEssen is like shooting fish in a barrel
Well, look at how Carla Nixen or something Niven was disqualified.

You're right. Lots of these stories are just wasting server space and plenty of these "writers" look as if they were doing this crap instead of studying grammar and punctuation for their english tests. Where are the grammar and punctuation police? The only member of the grammar and punctuation police I have seen is rohina, but she's over here at MATY so the story exchange is unpatroled.

I'd like to nominate these beauties. If one FeeEssen on MTS2 wasn't bad enought, this rebecah person derserves a cactus shoved up the wahzoo. Just look at some of her creations crimes aganist humanity! Esp. the rideables!
The Bike

The Tricycle

The Skateboard

The Unicycle

The Wheelie - whatever IRL that is. Probley no such thing.

Ok, I could go on and on about those. But writing essays is for high school students so a few sentences should suffice. Here goes: None of the rideables animations make contact with the mesh. I mean, the pedalling action isn't touching the pedals. Same for the handlebars. As for the skateboard, why is she doing the chicken dance/birdie dance? Surely that ain't good for her balance? I am 600% certain that a "Wheelie" doesn't exist IRL.
Also These Gems
Invisible window

Car-pet seat - Because belive it or not, these were made for carpets, not cars

Seriously, just like her fellow partner in crime, feeEssen, she has been dubbed "Featured Creator" for her crap.
Okay, would she thank me if I left a comment stating she derserves a cactus shoved up the wahzoo?

Prior to discovering cheats, my kids would go to bed before 7pm, wake up at 3 in the morning, and head off to school with a half full energy bar

Well, Li'l Bro may be in this for Lucy, but the first Simon - Mr Cowell would want to smash every computer in existene shall he ever see that. It'll make him want to eat his face. Pun intended.

Meant to be Barbara Eden. Not too fugly, but nothing like her.



Oh, if the doesn't work too well, soak your retinas in cola overnight and use pot scrubbers the next morning. Works a charm.

I know this is a dead thred, but i'm not gonna let that stop me from resurecting it to ask a non-awesome question.

I attached Strangetown as a Downtown and Veronaville as a Shopping District, but when i entered pleasentview, the oringal, already-attached Downtown and blue water are gone! Help!

Also ST and VV have swopped albums, as in, ST album has some stuff about the montys and capps, and VV album is about aliens! I don't really care, but, it's something i found out.

 :-XHere is another rape story. I think the singer should sue this warped moron
The Rape of Amy ~~~ Amy Winehouse is a new resident to Driftwood, and his brutally raped and attemptedly murdered.