Brilliant. Although I'm pretty sure it's against Hippocristan doctrine to display craven images of HC. Enjoy your stay in hell PLASHMEMER.

This is hilarious, but you forgot two crucial components to the Alan & Stan saga: Hippochrist and his fateway. Although perhaps Hippochrist is far too metaphysical an entity to be appropriately rendered through the workings of TS3*. We are not worthy!

*edited because I made a booboo

But this is the internets, this is how it works. It's hardly like people were all 'zomg n00b gtfo!!11!', a little light hearted ribbing isn't really worth the effor of climbing up on a soapbox, surely?

Only one of the kids was stuck on the bus, and yeah the trashcan was in the way. The bus teleported away at four, so problem solved - at least for now at any rate.

I've read through this thread and I seem to have a wierd bug which hasn't been mentioned yet (At least I think it hasn't). Since installing FT i've had problems with one fmaily in articula - I'm not sure about others, haven't checked everyone yet - due to a problem with the school bus. The game says it's 3.30 in the afternoon and the kids are back from school. But the school bus is sitting in the road, refusing to move and beeping the horn, as if it's about to drive off. I don't know what to do with it apart from delete it with moveobjects. Or I might try fastforwarding to the next schoolday and see if the kids can use it to get to school.

I only had DC hacks + collegeadjuster instaled when I first noticed this glitch, so I don't think it's hack related. Has anyone else experienced it?

The columbine story would have offended me just in terms of the writing alone (there's a reason speech marks were invented kids) even without the content matter. I completely agree with Lorelei. It's a tasteless tactless MSpaint mess. eurgh.