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26  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! May: Clothing Meshes of the Damned on: 2008 May 26, 16:05:20
Well, I can see how there would be a correlation between those meshes and that sort of nastiness, and it doesn't seem like the people downloading the clothes would usually be doing it for added realism.
27  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! May: Clothing Meshes of the Damned on: 2008 May 26, 14:28:10
WTF is up with the pedophile sim artists?

Yeah, don't they have the long, long days of being a teen, adult, and elder to have boobies? Why would you want to rush it to their relatively short childhood?  I mean, indeed, WTF?

To be fair, some girls do develop pretty early, especially when you consider that the "child" stage seems to last from about age six to age twelve.  I think it's the wasp waists that make those clothes really disturbing.
28  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Trailer trash/ Chav names on: 2008 February 05, 22:08:55
I knew someone named "Coleman" after her parents' stove.  She left phone messages for herself in strange voices and left half-empty poison bottles lying about.
29  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! December: 'tis the season! on: 2007 December 11, 21:23:56
Personally, I think this hair is pretty dreadful.  AND it's pay.



http://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/sims2/sets/238555/

The tendrils look like plastic springs (in fact, they remind me strangely of comb binders).  Also, they fall bizarrely from the bottom of the bun.  It's obviously not animated, either.
30  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Pinstar's new Apocalypse challenge on: 2007 October 21, 00:08:37
Because of the whole spouse loophole, I've decided to add a few difficulties: only every other generation may marry, and each unlocked restriction will necessitate generating one uncontrollable sim (using boolprop).  If the house becomes full, the heir cannot have children or get married until an uncontrollable sim dies.  Furthermore, it is not permissable to kill an uncontrollable sim intentionally.
31  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF? on: 2007 September 04, 21:18:52
Maybe it would help if there were a more solid definition for WTFness....
32  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 September 03, 14:59:56
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"Ive GOt a New HOtter Boyfriend THan My old One !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He is So Sweet"

This is from that person's blog.  She also says she's thirteen.

When I was thirteen, I think I'd begun to grasp the difficult concept of punctuation, somehow.  Of course, I suppose we should pity her; she was clearly too busy pretending to slit her wrists and talk about death to pay attention in English class.  I don't even want to know what her boyfriend is like...
33  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 September 01, 22:34:39
"They slept together cuz they were so drunk. Lord, they didn't even cook us breakfast and the fire department had to cumm cuz the stove made a fire!!!!"

Um...  There's some sort of bizarre and sick implication here, I think...
34  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 August 11, 00:55:23
Where were you in Ohio?  Because I live there, and I've practically grown up on unidentifiable spices....
35  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 06, 23:53:42
Here are a few more masterpieces:
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=168003&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=story&key=sex&order=UPDATE_DATE+desc&nrows=50&storyCat=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=
Not offensive, as far as I can tell.  Convicted on 48 counts of utter boredom and idiocy.
Newlyweds have long-winded friends.  Everyone eats a lot.
But (gasp) husband is having affair.  Wife conveniently starves.  Husband marries gold-digging mistress.  Lots of woohoo.  Gold-digger is PREGANT!

http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=168844&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=story&key=sex&order=UPDATE_DATE+desc&nrows=50&storyCat=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=
"This is my story on how I climbed to the top of the social ladder."
Ridiculously idealistic actress is ecstatic when she lands a commercial.  The carpool driver warns her that Marisa Bendett is evil.  Idealistic actress's husband kisses Marisa.  Idealistic actress sleeps with her agent.  Idealistic actress confronts husband about cheating; they had such a trusting marriage that she had security cameras installed to watch him).  Husband rapes actress.  Ooh!  It's a cliffhanger.
As an aspiring actress, I found this gritty depiction of the thespian life to be incredibly enlightening.

http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=170275&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=story&key=sex&order=UPDATE_DATE+desc&nrows=50&storyCat=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=
We start in medias res.  Woman has an affair with husband's best friend.  Woman drinks lots of beer and eats pizza until she gets woozy and vomits.  Woman is pregnant.  "Honey, I'm pregnant," she explains to her husband, who is obviously thick enough not to notice the maternity clothes and the second trimester belly.  Of course, that could have been from the beer.  Woman apparently stays in kitchen for three to six more months, drinking beer.  Paramour telepathically knows it's his baby.  They sleep together.  Husband and wife sleep together.  Wife breaks up with paramour.  Paramour tries to rape woman.  Husband shoots paramour, wife thanks husband and admits affair, and everyone is happy.
I feel sorry for the baby.  Not only are its parents total idiots, but it's a born alcoholic.
36  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 05, 23:12:11
Well, I'm not submitting this, since I just clicked the author page for one of the entries, but seriously, take a look at some of these stories.
http://thesims2.ea.com/mysimpage/uploads.php?user_id=1804721&asset_type=story
My favourites are FaT cAmP!, The Bunny, and The Crumplebottom Story (blue carpet=water?).
This person succeeds in making cruel fun of fat people, retarded people, and homosexuals in some of the most horribly written, pointless stories I've ever encountered.  What beats me is how all these stories are rated four stars.  Huh
37  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 04, 16:32:45
Okay, I'm all for free speech, but some of these people need to be smacked.  Honestly.
38  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses! on: 2007 June 04, 16:51:36



It's right there, in the sweatiest part of the nutsack. First an archway, then a door... cute little corner for a little plant or something in there too...

Like a kidney stone??



A kidney stone? Down there?
39  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses! on: 2007 June 03, 20:52:18
Take out the toilet and I guess the Elven treehouse could work for the Email Challenge...
40  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses! on: 2007 June 03, 16:40:37
I think that last one is supposed to be the top part of an ice cream cone splatted on the ground. The red... thingy is the cherry that goes on top?

Oh, I kind of see it now...  I thought it was some sort of silo that was leaking milk all over the grass...  Tongue
41  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses! on: 2007 June 03, 16:02:14

http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/lot_detail.php?asset_id=42178&asset_type=lot&user_id=359090

It's hard to see from the grainy picture, but the front walk is covered in green carpet, the wrought iron stairs clash horribly with the Moroccan door, and there's not a single wall in the place that goes in the same direction for more than one tile.  And then there's the strangely inaccessible outhouse/prison/garden shed and the strangely placed strips of foundation...  If it's supposed to suggest a fascination with billiards, there's probably not even room for a pool table in there.



http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/lot_detail.php?asset_id=140430&asset_type=lot&user_id=359090

I nominate this one for incredibly bad use of space.  What is the purpose of that incredibly large first floor bedroom?



http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/lot_detail.php?asset_id=36864&asset_type=lot&user_id=359090
This person seems to have difficulty grasping the concept that in normal houses, all the carpet in a room is generally the same colour...


http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/lot_detail.php?asset_id=36255&asset_type=lot&user_id=359090
I don't even know what this is supposed to be, but the creator is right about the "disaster" bit!
42  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses! on: 2007 June 03, 03:39:08
I just waded through 19 pages of feeEssen's crimes, just in case she had a lot in there somewhere...  The woman has committed 295 crimes against good taste, ranging from "New Mesh - Edible Carrot!" to "New Mesh - Spirited Kitchen Cupboards!" to "Winter Japanese Autumn Horn" to my personal favourites, "new Mesh - Mangle!" and "new Mesh - Street Lanterns with and without dog!"  No houses, though.  It's just as well - I'm not sure I could stomach an entire house full of strangely lumpy pastel things!
43  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses! on: 2007 June 03, 03:14:37
http://www.xmsims.com/sims2/ehtm/simerhouse/residential02.htm


Not as bad as some of the TSR ones, certainly, but the strangely square moat defies logic.  I cringe at the thought of the foundation problems a real house would have if it looked like that.  And what about the bizarre roof configuration?  It's bigger than the house itself.  The whole thing gives the vague impression of a water cleaning plant (you know, with the separated square pools of muck) crossed with a marijuana farm (assuming that's what the green things in the lower left corner are - I'm certainly not downloading that into my game!).  I get the feeling some people would object if that actually appeared on the Champs-Elysees in Paris...
44  TS2: Burnination / Peasantry / Re: Anyone want Enayla's Fanasty skins as Genetics? (Added Normal skins) on: 2007 May 31, 15:08:18
Oh, I understand now.  Thanks!  I'd love it if you could do that, but there's no rush.  Smiley
45  TS2: Burnination / Peasantry / Re: Anyone want Enayla's Fanasty skins as Genetics? (Added Normal skins) on: 2007 May 30, 18:26:01
Interesting...  These aren't default eyes I'm talking about, actually.  I removed the default eye replacements from both sets...  But thanks!
46  TS2: Burnination / Peasantry / Re: Anyone want Enayla's Fanasty skins as Genetics? (Added Normal skins) on: 2007 May 30, 16:02:06
Perhaps this is a stupid question, but are the eyes townie-friendly?  I have them in game, and I was rolling the dice in CAS, but the only custom eyes that showed up that way were alkaloid's.
47  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: May "More Awful Than You": Buttugly Brokeass Furniture on: 2007 May 30, 00:30:01
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okay this is starting to get insane

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