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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful than You! May: Clothing Meshes of the Damned
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on: 2008 May 26, 14:28:10
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WTF is up with the pedophile sim artists?
Yeah, don't they have the long, long days of being a teen, adult, and elder to have boobies? Why would you want to rush it to their relatively short childhood? I mean, indeed, WTF? To be fair, some girls do develop pretty early, especially when you consider that the "child" stage seems to last from about age six to age twelve. I think it's the wasp waists that make those clothes really disturbing.
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Pinstar's new Apocalypse challenge
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on: 2007 October 21, 00:08:37
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Because of the whole spouse loophole, I've decided to add a few difficulties: only every other generation may marry, and each unlocked restriction will necessitate generating one uncontrollable sim (using boolprop). If the house becomes full, the heir cannot have children or get married until an uncontrollable sim dies. Furthermore, it is not permissable to kill an uncontrollable sim intentionally.
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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on: 2007 September 03, 14:59:56
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"Ive GOt a New HOtter Boyfriend THan My old One !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He is So Sweet" This is from that person's blog. She also says she's thirteen. When I was thirteen, I think I'd begun to grasp the difficult concept of punctuation, somehow. Of course, I suppose we should pity her; she was clearly too busy pretending to slit her wrists and talk about death to pay attention in English class. I don't even want to know what her boyfriend is like...
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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on: 2007 July 06, 23:53:42
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Here are a few more masterpieces: http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=168003&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=story&key=sex&order=UPDATE_DATE+desc&nrows=50&storyCat=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=Not offensive, as far as I can tell. Convicted on 48 counts of utter boredom and idiocy. Newlyweds have long-winded friends. Everyone eats a lot. But (gasp) husband is having affair. Wife conveniently starves. Husband marries gold-digging mistress. Lots of woohoo. Gold-digger is PREGANT! http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=168844&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=story&key=sex&order=UPDATE_DATE+desc&nrows=50&storyCat=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode="This is my story on how I climbed to the top of the social ladder." Ridiculously idealistic actress is ecstatic when she lands a commercial. The carpool driver warns her that Marisa Bendett is evil. Idealistic actress's husband kisses Marisa. Idealistic actress sleeps with her agent. Idealistic actress confronts husband about cheating; they had such a trusting marriage that she had security cameras installed to watch him). Husband rapes actress. Ooh! It's a cliffhanger. As an aspiring actress, I found this gritty depiction of the thespian life to be incredibly enlightening. http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=170275&searchPage=exch&search=1&asset_type=story&key=sex&order=UPDATE_DATE+desc&nrows=50&storyCat=&locality=&country=&view=new&hideFramework=&languageCode=We start in medias res. Woman has an affair with husband's best friend. Woman drinks lots of beer and eats pizza until she gets woozy and vomits. Woman is pregnant. "Honey, I'm pregnant," she explains to her husband, who is obviously thick enough not to notice the maternity clothes and the second trimester belly. Of course, that could have been from the beer. Woman apparently stays in kitchen for three to six more months, drinking beer. Paramour telepathically knows it's his baby. They sleep together. Husband and wife sleep together. Wife breaks up with paramour. Paramour tries to rape woman. Husband shoots paramour, wife thanks husband and admits affair, and everyone is happy. I feel sorry for the baby. Not only are its parents total idiots, but it's a born alcoholic.
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie!
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on: 2007 July 05, 23:12:11
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Well, I'm not submitting this, since I just clicked the author page for one of the entries, but seriously, take a look at some of these stories. http://thesims2.ea.com/mysimpage/uploads.php?user_id=1804721&asset_type=storyMy favourites are FaT cAmP!, The Bunny, and The Crumplebottom Story (blue carpet=water?). This person succeeds in making cruel fun of fat people, retarded people, and homosexuals in some of the most horribly written, pointless stories I've ever encountered. What beats me is how all these stories are rated four stars.
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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on: 2007 June 03, 03:39:08
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I just waded through 19 pages of feeEssen's crimes, just in case she had a lot in there somewhere... The woman has committed 295 crimes against good taste, ranging from "New Mesh - Edible Carrot!" to "New Mesh - Spirited Kitchen Cupboards!" to "Winter Japanese Autumn Horn" to my personal favourites, "new Mesh - Mangle!" and "new Mesh - Street Lanterns with and without dog!" No houses, though. It's just as well - I'm not sure I could stomach an entire house full of strangely lumpy pastel things!
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TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jun "More Awful Than You": Stupidass Houses!
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on: 2007 June 03, 03:14:37
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http://www.xmsims.com/sims2/ehtm/simerhouse/residential02.htmNot as bad as some of the TSR ones, certainly, but the strangely square moat defies logic. I cringe at the thought of the foundation problems a real house would have if it looked like that. And what about the bizarre roof configuration? It's bigger than the house itself. The whole thing gives the vague impression of a water cleaning plant (you know, with the separated square pools of muck) crossed with a marijuana farm (assuming that's what the green things in the lower left corner are - I'm certainly not downloading that into my game!). I get the feeling some people would object if that actually appeared on the Champs-Elysees in Paris...
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