What other use do dormies have than harassing material?
They're far too ugly to wed, and tend to disappear when needed anyway.
I'm having some amusement by placing a cowplant in the dorm cafeteria, then burying the tombstones out back. I call it, "Cranky Steve's Haunted Whorehouse". It's gotten particularly amusing now that the ghosts themselves have reached critical mass such that they're now potentially lethal to the dormies, and there's enough of them that several will always manifest. The main building is kept ghost-free by strategically placed Ghostbusters, but the dormies keep insisting on running outside to die of fright. With no-dormie-regeneration and a few experimental anti-spawners installed, I'm sure the thinning of my college neighborhood will proceed with some amusement.
Out of curiousity Pescado, are you a
Something Awful reader? It's just they have a section called "Cranky Steve's Haunted Whorehouse".