What's with employees in small businesses? Screw that. Get the owner a servo, get the servo a cash register badge and let it stand at the counter all day while your sim does sales. No stupid employees, no paying stupid employees and if the servo gets an idea to go make sheep tongue fillets, you can cancel it. And when you go home, park it in a corner and tell it to power down. Unless you trust it to do the housework.

I fucking hate employees.