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1  TS2: Burnination / Peasantry / Re: Crib for the Economically Disadvantaged on: 2007 October 13, 13:32:29
Nope. It just stays open. I know it would be great if one could shut the baby up in the dresser, like I would do in real life, but I couldn't figure out how to do that. Smiley
2  TS2: Burnination / Peasantry / Crib for the Economically Disadvantaged on: 2007 October 13, 13:25:08
It's finally up at MTS2. I'm hoping to see this on the exchange in some of those horrible "Dad raped me" stories...

http://www.modthesims2.com/showthread.php?t=251788

3  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Another Graphics Error! on: 2007 October 05, 12:03:03
Khaki, I'll ignore the condescending tone of your post...

What about my post was condescending? I certainly didn't mean to sound condescending, but I will admit to not paying enough attention to the XFX bit.  Either way, by mentioning it, you didn't ignore it, now did you?  Sad Wink
4  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's Another Graphics Error! on: 2007 October 03, 10:58:57
How did you determine that your drivers are up to date?  Was it thru the 'check for updated driver' option, where it supposedly searches for it? 'Cause doing it that way is bullshit, and it always lies when it tells you you have the latest drivers. Video drivers are updated like every week, but you have to actually go to your graphics card's website to get it.
5  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Bon Voyage satisfaction on: 2007 September 11, 14:45:38
Love it. The trees are freaking awesome! If I could fuck an EP, this would be the one.
6  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 September 05, 07:09:09
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Catren:Yes becouse we are in hiding
Jill: So we will work as slaves
Cathren: So don't be thinking that we are dume

I know if I was a princess going into hiding, my first choice would definitely be hiding as a slave.

And don't worry, I'm not thinking you are "dume", instead I am knowing you are stupid, and doomed.
7  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 September 05, 00:02:37


Wait, who's the killer?
8  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: More Awful Than You! September: WTF? on: 2007 September 04, 08:27:14
Here's the original WTF that inspired this contest: The sawed off terlet.

One word settles it all: WHY? Exactly what purpose is served by this waste of space? Why was this even approved? It's has no decorative value, all it does is showcase an inept creator's ability to saw the bottom off a mesh, something a blind chimpanzee could do, and it has no additional functionality.

New meshes bypass the queue. They don't have to be approved, sadly. I think many of FeeEssen's items are proof of this.... Some folks are hip to this fact and will click "new mesh" in the upload wizard even for recolors and try to skate by unnoticed.
9  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 September 03, 18:00:26
When I was thirteen, I think I'd begun to grasp the difficult concept of punctuation, somehow.  Of course, I suppose we should pity her; she was clearly too busy pretending to slit her wrists and talk about death to pay attention in English class.  I don't even want to know what her boyfriend is like...

Yes, and when I was 13, I was able to pick up a friggin dictionary, and I knew how to proofread. These idiots only have to click on google and type the fucking words and google says, "did you mean whatever " I mean, we used to have to physically pick up a book. And a dictionary is heavy. Now, I'm not perfect, I know that, but for goodness sake.... Arggg... sorry I'm getting a little excited. Ugh, my nephew is 7 and he writes better stories than these. And why not take some time, and write something you can actually be proud of. Or at least be proud of trying.  *gets off soapbox...

Anyway, this one is fun:
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=183493&asset_type=story&user_id=4419666
Plot twists galore, and a surprise ending. Short and sweet too.... I await your reviews Smiley
10  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 September 01, 23:35:43


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Description:
the lil sis is the blond beauty butcan she hadale her emo sister

Wow. This story has 14 entries and not a single bit of punctuation anywhere. Ouch.
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=173435&asset_type=story&user_id=2920868
11  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 September 01, 20:51:01
You're right Invisigoth, every page was a winner!

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Tune in next time to c if
Jonasha's dad finds her,
if Tommy and Jonasha will forgive eachother and becum a cuple
will Kina and Pamela have adopt a babi or get married>>>Huh\
and if Jonasha will change her hole style into a cheer chick wit long blonde hair like her mom>?

Yeah, sometimes I change my hole style too... trimmed, shaved, hairy-as-a-hippie.... so many choices...


Quote from: The Baca Family
Conner~ Umm what your number?
Kaylee~ Oh its 444-789-9024 * this is not a real number so don`t call it *
I dare someone to call it.

Very tempting....
12  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 September 01, 07:36:00
Is it just me or does that girls mom have wings?  Huh

It drives me nuts that these writers can't seem to figure out how to tell a story if it isn't entirely dialog.


And thanks for getting us going again rosenshyne  Grin
13  TS2: Burnination / Building Contest of Awesomeness / Re: Fine, fine...I'll join on: 2007 August 25, 23:20:53
Uh, Pes, you fail. Or at least your browser does. Link works, no stupid timed ads or anything. Of course, if you would have downloaded it two months ago when the contest was actually going on, we could have discovered your ineptitude earlier and compensated for it.

...hehehe that's quite funny...
14  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 August 17, 18:16:28
I'm not quite sure when this thread turned into talking about cooking bugs   Shocked  ... but

Anyway, not that anyone noticed but I was offline for 3 entire weeks, because the cable company is full of fucktards, and I missed all the judging 'til now. Too funny! And I'm super happy that a couple of my submissions were winners. I suppose it's statistical though, because I did submit a crapload of crappy stories. Now, where's the permanent crappy stories thread? I Suppose I'll go poke around.  Smiley
15  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 31, 10:44:35
Attemptedly murdered?
That's what I was thinking. The most offensive part of that is the use of the word 'attemptedly.' On the plus side, if it was, in fact, a word, they would have at least spelled it correctly.

Good point. I love how these writers mercilessly fuck up easy little words, but then make up words and spell the made-up words correctly. Brilliant.  Roll Eyes
16  TS2: Burnination / Oops! You Broke It! / Re: Can't Install Lot File on: 2007 July 30, 10:58:23
 Cheesy  Yah, I had a lot of questions in my contempo thread from people having trouble with installation...  but I had no answers for anyone... I think I eventually put a link in the contempo thread, or maybe a link to a link to that page...  It happens to me to allatime, CleanInstaller in general drives me fucking nuts. And every now and then I still end up using the stupid maxis installer and it renames all the cc files... and I've had problems with all sorts of symbols in my file names... there's a list somewhere on MTS2 in some thread of all the symbols folks have had problems with... I had once made a whole bunch of resized floor patterns and named them, in homecrafter, names with the %  symbol... course in the downloads folder it was named floor_38854090 or something, but when I tried to organize the files with clean installer, it read the % symbol and went crashy on me. Fucking cleaninstaller....  Angry
17  TS2: Burnination / Oops! You Broke It! / Re: Can't Install Lot File on: 2007 July 30, 01:13:16
Here is a link to a wiki article about forcing lot installations....

http://www.sims2wiki.info/wiki.php?title=Game_Help:GCCTSU9
18  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 28, 07:10:31
Wow frivolous, excellent find! I have no idea what the story is about, but still it's excellent. That green woman sure did come out of nowhere.  Shocked
My fave line from that one is:
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She Opened her eyes that had recently been shut.

and and what's what's with with the the double double words words?
19  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 27, 13:03:57
I submit This story. It's isn't particularly offensive more than it is stupid.
Stupidity is the worst (best?) offense.

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They had a love affair, and they had backrubs, flirting, kissing, hugging, and appreciating.
  Oh that dirty dirty appreciating!!

I love how the authors of these stories can't seem to break out of "simdom" - Sex is WooHoo-ing.... even in brothels...even outside on the sidewalk.. even in public...  Roll Eyes



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After a long day of screwing every guy in the store wouldnt you be tired?
  No, no I wouldn't. Because when I used to slut it up like that, I was on drugs.
20  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 26, 13:29:11
Here's one about a family owned whorehouse.... It might be my favorite one so far.  A whopping 83 entries in this story, 90% of them useless. But the rest are a riot.

http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=134942&asset_type=story&user_id=3159432
21  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 23, 23:33:01
Not exactly offensive,  but I think, this story belongs to the WTF category nevertheless.

5 stars for sure.

Here's one I find entertaining...
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=160212&asset_type=story&user_id=3575580
Titled "You'll Never Fail Making the Right Choices"
Description:  A story about saying no to drugs, alcohol, lying, and running away.

If only I'd read this story when I was 14, oh my life would have been so different.  Roll Eyes
22  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 23, 00:10:31
I just learned that there's no story so bad that a bunch of random swears and lame "jokes" about eating bodily fluids can't make it worse. I bet this  was written by a 12-year-old boy.

It's precious!
""Eugene also wants some of the money, in hopes to buy himself a house shaped like a rainbow, with two gay midgets at the end of it.""

23  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 22, 06:58:45
Here's a fun one:  http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=174842&asset_type=story&user_id=1926615
 It also starts with a disclaimer about misspellings. No rape, but a cheating father who apparently moves his hoochie into the family home. The hoochie gives birth to one(!) child at the end and here is the text:
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Nick Austin Jonhson
born:4/7/07(not really)
at 3:47(not really)
5 pounds 17 ounces


It's nice of the author to let us know that he wasn't really born at 3:47 on 4/7/07 but that he does, in fact, weigh only 5 lbs 7oz.
24  TS2: Burnination / The Podium / Re: Cyd Roseland: What's his damage? on: 2007 July 22, 05:08:08
Cyd Roseland is my most killed sim. I use him and his little dog as my testers, since they are available everytime you create a new neighborhood.... But I've never seen him fight anyone, well, I keep a tight rein on my sims though...
25  TS2: Burnination / Planet K 20X6 / Re: Jul "More Awful Than You": Most Offensive Story Or Movie! on: 2007 July 21, 23:19:09
http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=174870&asset_type=story&pid=Exchange_stories&hideFramework=&languageCode=

that one caught my eye for being "one of the best storys i ever rote". Not overly offensive, but.... I'm inclined to believe the author on that point.

ows..... the misspellings - they hurt my brain -  ows... the punctuation too!

That story has no rape! I'm disappointed! But really that plot was actually something somewhat original... I love how the stepmother beat her the whole time she (the stepmother) was in labor...
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