Any reference to Life of Brian is worth applauding! 

Ah, thanks. I thought you should do something with the books, but I never got as far as figuring out you should try to read a book. Must have had a real Li'l Abner moment there! 

So I'm right in assuming that the double sided bookcase is a secret door, right? But how does it work? My sims just refuse to use it. Whenever I tell them to go into a room with the secret door they just stand outside stomping their feet. I've tried the door both in residential homes and apartment buildings, EA made houses and houses by me, and nothing works. So what am I doing wrong?

Embarra-SING! I've made sure to reinstall and update everything, but somehow I forgot the CEP. But that did the trick. Thank you! 

I've had to reinstall my game, but being the clever man I am I removed everything I wanted to save before uninstalling the game. But now I can't use any of the original items. That is, they're still there, but I can only get the recolors. For instance, I still have the painting The lady on red, but I can't choose that image. Only the recolors I've downloaded. I've tried deleting the thumbnails to see if the game would recreate the correct ones, but no! What should I do? 

I've got all of the expansions, and it still doesn't work for me. But maybe I should try to hide the maxis clothes and see what happens. Don't really like most of maxis clothes anyway...

So am I doing something wrong? I've changed both the creator and the product number on most of my clothes. They do show up without the asterisk and so on. But my randomly generated Sims still use only the original clothes. Am I missing something?

Hmmm, I still get the ugly default wedding clothes, and I have OFB. I haven't had any formal weddings for a long time, but a couple of weeks ago I had two in just a couple of days. And both weddings used the default clothes... 

Here's the swedish translation for you!

Ask to Grow Up - Be att växa upp
Grow Up - Väx upp
Say Goodbye Forever - Säg farväl för alltid
Die of Old Age - Dö av ålderdom

Thanks. That was really cool. I'll check it out! 

That's exactly what I mean. I don't want it to mean anything, but I want it to look like real letters. So if I use say greek letters I can still figure out what it says (or if I scramble the letters I'd go "what the fudge is 'förgsptff'?"). But the simlish letters sort of look like an alphabet, but still impossible to see what it actually says.

Yes, I've seen both wingdings and greek letters. Even downloaded a bunch of posters and paintings with those fonts. But even though I like them (otherwise I wouldn't have downloaded them of course) I still think "hmmm... greek, not simlish" when I look at them.
I wish I were a good font maker, then wouldn't bother to ask! 

Does anybody know if it's possible to download the simlish fonts that's used in the game? Would love to use them for the posters that I'm making for my game.

I may be a total retard, but could somebody tell me how I uninstall the OFB or NL patches? Do I have to uninstall each expansion pack too, or how do I do it?

That doesn't help. At least not for me. I've tried moving several gravestones at once, one at a time and it doesn't even work when there only is one gravestone in the lot...

Would I deserve to be here if I didn't already use both the debugger and the no unlink patch!  I respawned the gravestones several times before I realized that they ARE in the community lots, only not visible in buy mode...

And yes, I've used the Night life patch.

I've moved several of my gravestones to a community lot. When I opened the lot to rearrange the gravestones the way I wanted them they weren't there. I tried it several times, and the same thing happened. But when I went to the same lot with a sim all of the gravestones were neatly placed on the sidewalk. Then I opened the lot in build mode again and once again the gravestones were missing. I removed all of my hacks (in fact my entire downloads folder), but the same thing happened. Spooky, huh?
Has anybody else noticed this? 

Has anybody else noticed this, or is it some sort of clash between my patches? 

I have a sim with a restaurant, and he's constantly losing money. Not only until yesterday did I realize what's happening. The guests at the restaurant don't pay their bills! Instead, every time the guests get their food money is drawn from the owner. And then the guests get up and leave without even touching the food. This happens everytime.

The second thing I noticed was when a sim of mine went on a date to a club. they paid for a ticket at the ticket machine and went in. Once inside they didn't buy anything, but I noticed that money disappeared when other uncontrolled guests used the ticket machine.

And I thought I had problems! My downloads folder is 3.15GB. I thought that was ALOT, but I'm glad to see that I'm not the worst! 

I have both Uni and NL, and I'll be more than willing to give you an error log. If you just tell me how to do it...

I had a slight problem with this. Some of my sims couldn't use the phone at all when I had it installed. Everytime I tried and moved the cursor over the phone they jumped and all of their actions fell out of the queue. I uninstalled it and everything worked fine again.

oooh, cool idea! Would love to see some zombies walk around trying to bite my sims! But maybe there should be some anti zombie elixir to be bought from the gypsy then?

Thank you so much! I've really missed this patch!

Finally! My favorite modding duo is back together again! The Batman and Robin of modding! Riggs and Murtaugh! Luke Skywalker and Han Solo! Timon and Pumbaa! eeeh... 
Anyway, I bid thee welcome, godd sirrah!

Where has the "bring a real friend" patch gone? I can't find it anywhere, and there's no note if it works with NL or not. It makes me crazy when my sims bring the pizza boy with them when they visit. I want them to bring real friends again!