so...who is judging the stories anyway? although I submitted a story, I'm going to say that the simmified version of "the hills have eyes" should get a mention. the "bill went to the bathroom and got burnt" line has stayed with me for the whole month of July.
It features more push-ups sex, plus a sword fight between a wife and her naked husband. I love the fact that the wife is this lily-white redhead and the evil slut he is cheating on her with his is, of course, black.
ThankyouThankyouThankyou! I haven't laughed so hard in ages. She should have guessed it would end badly when her husband insisted on room dedicated to a sexbed. Contest over.
It eats toddler poop. Parents have to manually stomach pump the duck to get the contents out. It looks like it's eating a toddler when the toddler is sitting on it.
Ew. Your description made it all that worse. Especially the stomach pump part.
The scary clown! The infant themed table and chairs! Imagine if the chairs came to life, holding the sitter in their seat. I'm not going to sleep tonight (clown will eat me)
I have to admit, after all the people picking on her creations, I feel kind of sorry for Q3tbo. After all, she brings some very interesting styles to the mix.
Do some skinners wake up and think to themselves "There's a lack of sim bum-crack showing in my game. I must make amends immediately! To the Butt -er- Body Shop!"?