Jesus Christ on a cracker.  I hope your cow falls on you.

All right, who left the door open? 

Are you asking if 1.55 AM will work with the 1.57 patch?  I just want to be sure before I KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Oh, wait.  You're asking a general AM question in the Bug Report Thread.

I have identified your problem.

Or, it could possibly be an ESL, before we get all pissy-pants with our bad, 9-post selves.

Oh God, I'm so, so sorry, Skadi.  Hopefully the voters will be able to ignore the stench of Betatard approval.

I honestly haven't noticed with the activity table, but the playpen constantly refreshed my toddler's motives to the point where it was game-breaking.

Seriously, go give your toaster a bath.

We're not tech support for Rachel and her box.  If she denies anything is wrong but you're still having problems, either get your files from another, more supportive source, or admit to PEBKAC.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

I hope you choke on your burgeoning emotion.

Did it sign up the same time as minge?  Because MATY was clearly holding a tard drive that day.

Is stupidity an emotion?

It's not an "RTFM."  It's just an "FM."  "Read the RTFM" is redundant.

Don't double-post.  Modify your last post if no one has posted since.

Twallan's Overwatch helps a lot.  It performs a stuck check every night and resets all stuck sims.  You can also perform the stuck check manually at any time if your game starts bogging down before 3AM.

That, and using full stops and ellipses interchangeably.

They haven't even bothered coming up with unique flavor text in the catalog descriptions for individual items of a set in a really long time.  They just use the text for the set description for all the items.  How long before they stop naming them altogether and just call them "Set Item A," "Set Item B," etc.?

The word is "please."  "Pls" is the noise someone makes when you're throttling them for using textspeak on a forum.  Don't even get me started on "relp," which I am graciously assuming is a typo that would not have carried over if you had read your post before clicking the "Post" button after having lurked sufficiently, because I am a kindly individual.

Are you The Purple Pirate?  Socks are verboten.  Also, sock or no sock, it's fucktarded to think WA came with Showtime.

Yeah, "under the bed" is probably the best place to hide from clowns.

Fuck me, it's like watching two retarded glaciers collide.

Until I read this, I thought the signature was the post.  Jesus.

I've missed Bugger.  Bugger doesn't #grah any more. 

Starting a new thread when there's already a pre-existing thread for Awesomemod questions, discussion, and tips.