More Awesome Than You!

Since Jeffistan is closing, I put both versions of ACR, plus all the AL Jeffistani hacks in my bucket.

You can get them here: http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/uglybutt/jeffistan/

ETA: according to the Jeffistanis, putting the hacks in my bucket and then posting to say I did that is "trolling".

Since you were, by your own admission, attempting to get yourself banned in honor of the Great Souping, I don't think they were wrong.

Eh, they were being pretty F-ly.  I think playing outdated games like TS2 makes people oversensitive and prone to pearl-clutching.

Then why are you in the TS2 forum, jezzer?

Yeah, they were being pretty thick and unnecessarily butthurt, but you were undeniably trolling.

Because oversensitive pearl-clutching is hilarious?

You know, for someone who accuses me of stalking his every post, rufio sure managed to find this randomly buried thread pretty fast. Are you going to accuse me of starting a thread just to troll you, now rufio?

It wasn't randomly buried - it was the only new thread in one of the two or so forums I still check on a regular basis here.  Also, the title contained "hacks", which has become a sort of flashing beacon saying THIS THREAD IS WORTH READING for me.  Disappointing, ultimately.

And yet you could not resist replying. Thanks for making me feel like someone who enables an alcoholic.

Now you know what it feels like to come back to a site you haven't visited for months and months and find that one particular person is still referring to you in basically every single one of her posts.

Show me where, in any thread I started today, I referred to you. This thread wasn't about you until you stuck your headpeen into it and started critiquing me. Responding to your bullshit isn't STALKING YOU.

I didn't just come back today, you know; it was actually around Grammar Day - there was a Senate motion to punish jeebus for summoning me Beetlejuice-style, even!  Mostly, it was discovering that even though I hadn't posted at all since August, I was apparently still your #3 enemy (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,20990.msg583978.html#msg583978) (right after two other people who haven't been around in yonks).  I found it kind of horrifying and creepy that might have  been sitting around for three months just thinking about how terrible I was.  And then you had to add me to your next few threads, and even made a poll about me!  This seems like an unnecessary level of obsession, just saying.

I don't even like Rohina and yet I find myself wondering if you have gone off your meds. 

GoldenSimmer has been gone for YEARS and he is #1. You're not special. I know you are really really really mental and weird, but did it ever occur to you that maybe you are on my enemies  list because whenever you show up you go out of your way to pick fights with me?

Like, take this thread as an example. I was sporking the Jeffistanis, and then in #grah Trepie goes "I should make sure I have those hacks", so I thought "he might not be the only one, I'll put them in my bucket" and so I did, and then I posted to that effect. NONE OF THIS WAS REMOTELY ABOUT YOU until you made it about you.

Also, rufio, you fucktard, the Senate post to punish JEZZER was moved by SOOZE and seconded by JESSLLA. How is that about MY obsession with YOU? That's about how SOOZE and JESSLLA don't like you.

RebelRed, I think any of us could become emotionally unstable after spending a couple of years with a penis protruding from our foreheads.  Cut Rufio a bit of slack!

I can get a telephone order for that, need HALDOL!!

Good god rufio, is your Assburgers so bad that you can't tell people apart anymore? Get a clue-by-four dude.

I don't like rufio at all; that's why I would never try to summon him from the depths of Assburgia.  I'm not one to lick tards.
/me gives the stink eye to jezzer

Well yes, that was my point - you seem more than a little creepy and obsessive in general, and being one of the focal points for your obsession is not exactly happy fun times, although I imagine that you must probably feel the same way all the time because of your rabid paranoia.


I understand why you are hosting the hacks, and it's a good idea.  The Jeffistanis do seem like morons, and I have no real problem with what you posted there.  It's just that, technically, you know, your post was not exactly full of helpful kindness; there's nothing particularly wrong with that, but there's no reason for you to go patting yourself on the back for being a good Samaritan.  I realize it may be difficult for you to grok this, but not everything I say to you is an attack of some kind.  (You are doubtless going to intentionally misinterpret this as some kind of passive-aggressive attack.  Oh well, I tried.)  In fact, this thread only became about me after you said

So, to sum up, I am stalking you because I tend to haunt a part of the forum that you apparently rarely visit, and tend to respond to threads with titles dealing with things that usually don't seem to interest you.  Gotcha.


It's not.  It was a reminder of things that happened when I started posting again in November, since you seemed to have forgotten that that was last month and not yesterday.  (Jeebus, Jezzer, whatever.  I'm out of the loop now.)

Backpedalling much?

This isn't just "out of the loop."  This is out of YOUR FUCKING MIND.  >:(

HEY RUFIO, SOMEONE JUST WENT AND MADE A TOTALLY UNRELATED THREAD CONTAINING TARDFIGHT ALL ABOUT YOU. I THINK IT MIGHT BE EVIDENCE OF OBSESSION.

HERE'S A LINK  YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST CLICKING: http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,20910.msg586148.html#msg586148

I also backed up the files to my Box.net account. (Oops! Sorry for trolling!)

Since Jeff said he didn't care who did what with his files, I hardly see how a mere announcement that the files had been backed up and stored somewhere is trolling.

They're very glompy over there, Regg.  And their de facto leader looks to be a furry who thinks wolves have horns.  The mere presence of an MATYian over there is like a declaration of WOAR, apparently.

Well, see Bangelnuts ZZ read my post as "I got ACR from MATY, neener neener", and then went on to say Pescado finds her intelligent and helpful.

Well, we are all 12's, after all. We apparently have nothing better to do than to troll Simbology since we are on break.  ::)

Which, as far as delusional statements go, is right up there with Fairlight's declaration that Pescado lurved him.

I was put off posting much at Simbology when I realised it was being run by the Brynnistas.  It was like they had taken TJ hostage.   There are times I have wished Pes was fluffier, and both those times have been when a top modder takes umbrage at him, stops uploading to MATY, and goes off to a Brynne type of site instead.

On the topic of Furry McBlinghorn; wtf is it going on about with these supposed crossed posts? Is it seriously patting itself on the back for posting to the same thread as people it admires? Is this now what the kids think crossposting means? Why hasn't it been rightly shunned as a firstie for this shit? So many questions!

Also: HAY GUIZ! I POSTED IN THE SAME THREAD AS U!

Hi there Scandalicious, welcome to the thread.  Here is a nice cup of English tea :)  :teacup.gif:

You know what I can't stand about Queen Wolfy, is her incessant use of asterisks to denote emphasis. I don't mind it so much on chat, but on a forum where you can use bold or italic typefaces, there's really no excuse. It just makes you look like a twittering idiot.

What, and her Wolfhorns avatar wasn't enough of a clue? They are all idiots over there, which again, I say: heartwarming.

Can I also say how much I am enjoying the fact that everyone on the site refers to that one old guy as "BO"? Haven't laughed as much since Fairlight went on about his Dutch Oven in #grah.

Yeah, I often wondered if TJ missed the intelligent people and conversation here and regretted leaving. I don't think he did anything remarkable hackwise once he left here, instead he drowned in a sea of emoties. I'm surprised he kept the site going as long as he did, although going by his post count he wasn't that involved. Still he was so nice and polite he probably did it for the Brynnistas.

We shall have to post watches nearer the time, don't want people sneaking back here.

Hey all you haters who said the Jeffistanis were a bunch of morons who couldn't find their asses with both hands and a flashlight, and thus were sure to fuck up the transfer of the forum, they sure showed YOU.

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Shit, I just reDLed it over Nude Year's.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/25g3z2q.jpg)


HAPPY LEBRON

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It was a Rufio Heffalump Trap.

This might interest you, Rohina:
http://www.simbology.com/smf/index.php?topic=7850.0;topicseen

YAY, they BANNED ME!

Pshaw!  I got banned from simbology ages before you...

Yes, but did they make a thread posting bitchy things about you after you were safely banned so you can't respond?

Dark Author tried using sarcasm to make itself smarter. I don't think it worked.

You got me there!

Yeah, they are kind of expert foot-bulleters.

So by trolling the place you saved it?

(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg?w=720)

This makes the ban seem highly ungrateful.

What nice little hypocrites they are over there.  If that's an example of a nice forum, I'll take MATY's meanness any day.

I am particularly enjoying the way my CRIMES are so self-evident to the userbase. 3 posts, and I managed to be so egregious that people who were in no way involved totally support my pre-emptive banning. I love when people are utterly terrified of me.

I am pleased to perceive the patronising patriarch promulgating palpitations and perpetuating prevarications amongst the pews.

According to Google, that is an original quote. Congratz, but it is a shame in a way.
I was hoping for a video spoof on the character "V" from "V is for Vendetta" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434409/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434409/)
ala this quote/scene:                                (...wonder what lunacy would come from the character "P"?)

"Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."

Oh, well...  I can dream. <sigh>

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppercorns.

That's the kind of dream that makes your therapist cancel the appointment after yours when you tell her about it.

Ah but in this case, it's all about the 'P'.

You know, you'd probably save yourself a lot of time if you'd stop telling us you don't understand things.  WE KNOW you don't understand things.  "Not understanding things" is one of your defining traits.

Gosh, you'd think the Brynnista types would really dig that sort of thing.

I think I spot a furry or two over there.

Brrr.

What gave them away? The horned humanoid wolf avatar?

It was probably the sense of whiny entitlement.  Every furry out there thinks it's the patron saint of butthurt.

(http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/uglybutt/furbow.jpeg)

(http://i.imgur.com/uWBG3.jpg)

Here's how Wolfhorns drives to work.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2i95fuc.jpg)

NEEDS TO BE UNDER THE CAR.

FIFY.