More Awesome Than You!

Though I don't generally play of the Horror, behold, the fruits of my insomnia: November spawned a lamb pudding. These things take time, after all.

(http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp249/swayedhead/sheeplifter.png)
If I seem a little strange, that's because I am.


Basic Information:
Name at forum:  haifen
Sim name:  haifen sockmitten/Rakenface
Real gender:  peen
Sim gender:  Your call :P
Real age group: YA
Sim age group: YA
Real preferences:  I am attracted to: M
My Sim is attracted to:  your call (you can pin and mount me ... like a butterflyyyyyy)

Faves:
food: Crepes or something from France if you have the L&P
tunes: Sappy self pitying whiny emo-before-emo ballads. What? Oh, Classical or Indie, then.
color: Blue or yellow

Traits: Pick ARTISTIC
(On sim)
Artistic

(May Add/Replace)
Hopeless Romantic
Snob
Great Kisser (not just for teh lulz; I've been known to tutor - mono 4lyfe fylc)
Unlucky
Perfectionist
Over Emotional (I wear black on the inside cos black is how I feel on the inside)
Absent Minded
Good Sense of Humor/Grumpy (I don't think it's possible to be both in the game, unlike IRL, so either here?)
Natural Cook

Jerb:
Culinary or Criminal
Painting vulgar pictures

Lifetime Wish:
Illustrious Author (Make me write at the cemetary gates, if possible)

 ???

fylc = "Fuck yeah lips cock"?

You ARE Assmitten's sock, aren't you?  ;D

Totally and I promise that the rash is just athlete's foot.

I meant for that to stand for fuck yeah lowercase but I suppose that fits too!

What do we have here then eh? Another pancake fucker? MK had better watch out...

Make that Frog Legs then as I'm the sheepfucker, remember?