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Title: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2009 February 19, 16:13:31
It's TORTURE EMMA DAY! Let's SEE THAT EMMA TORTURE!


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: lemmiwinks on 2009 February 22, 11:54:35
And none of that wimpy waterboarding crap. Real torture for real lulz.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: xoferew on 2009 February 22, 16:14:45
Crap!  How could I have forgotten Torture Emma Day was coming up when I started my Octomom family! 


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2009 February 22, 17:39:40
Well, with 3 days left, there's plenty of opportunity to work in some EMMA TORTURE.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Emma on 2009 February 22, 17:48:38
Crap!  How could I have forgotten Torture Emma Day was coming up when I started my Octomom family! 

I actually had a sneaking suspicion that your Octomom was me-glad I was wrong though :D


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: xoferew on 2009 February 22, 20:31:24
I don't want to disappoint you, Emma, so I guess I'll be starting over on my Octomom family.  You should have enough money to support your fourteen Gooplets if I don't waste any on actually constructing a home.  I have a nice chain link fence to keep them safely contained. 

Well, you're off to a great start.  Here you are gazing in dreamy admiration as Goopy saves his daughter after Grandma catches fire.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/xoferew/Image3.jpg)


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Emma on 2009 February 22, 22:41:11
A 1x1 square of chainlink fence should keep Goopy nicely contained :P


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Aggie on 2009 February 23, 02:10:43
LOL! Great minds think alike, xoferew. I started Emma as the mother of the Octomom family just last night. It'll be interesting to see how our stories differ.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Giggy on 2009 February 23, 02:52:52
Even though they're already posted (MATYland) I'd like to repost them here:

My contribution:
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2vnqpmw.jpg)

Phyllis's contribution:
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/simstuffphyllis/image_1235309637.jpg)


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: nekonoai on 2009 February 23, 13:41:16
I need to work on my ideas moar.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: V on 2009 February 23, 16:21:48
Yes. I am very concerned. It seems that everyone at MATY thinks that having a lot of children with the love of your life is actually a form of torture. I wonder where we get ideas like that??

Now I need a whole new idea!


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Giggy on 2009 February 23, 22:27:51
Yes. I am very concerned. It seems that everyone at MATY thinks that having a lot of children with the love of your life is actually a form of torture. I wonder where we get ideas like that??

Now I need a whole new idea!
Go for plain old torture eg: electrocution,  death, zombeh etc.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Emma on 2009 February 23, 22:37:17
I think Pescado covered all the basics in his video he made for last year. Check it out for ideas!

http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,11178.msg315088.html#msg315088


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: rohina on 2009 February 25, 01:48:45
So, apropos of last year's Torture Emma Day, for those of you who might want to refresh, we have Emma and the 7 Goopies

Part 1 (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=208461&asset_type=story&user_id=3224461) and Part 2 (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=209616&asset_type=story&user_id=3224461).

And now, fresh for 2009, I present Part 3 (http://thesims2.ea.com/exchange/story_detail.php?asset_id=259592&asset_type=story&user_id=3224461)

Part 3 will be rapidly followed by Part 4. If demand warrants, there may also be a sequel.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Aggie on 2009 February 25, 03:04:46
I cordially present to you my humble Torture Emma Day 2009 offering. (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/aggie)


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: rohina on 2009 February 25, 07:36:44
I cordially present to you my humble Torture Emma Day 2009 offering. (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/aggie)

I got to slide 2 before I was defeated by the punctuation errors. Two thumbs down.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Giggy on 2009 February 25, 07:43:10
I cordially present to you my humble Torture Emma Day 2009 offering. (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/aggie)

I got to slide 2 before I was defeated by the punctuation errors. Two thumbs down.
Keep going. You haven't got to the good part.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Emma on 2009 February 25, 07:51:24
I cordially present to you my humble Torture Emma Day 2009 offering. (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/aggie)

I got to slide 2 before I was defeated by the punctuation errors. Two thumbs down.

Ahh, yur just jellus :P

Aggie, that was really great (if a little cringy-the Goopy-sex was awful!) good storyline and nice twist at the end. Can I just say I lol'ed at the blue zombie cock? Bit cold for a spongebath was it?

Two thumbs up! ;D


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: rohina on 2009 February 25, 08:08:30
Jealous? I srsly don't know why I throw my pearls before you swine.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: dragoness on 2009 February 25, 10:12:30
Hee! I'm glad to see Emma and the 7 Goopies resurrected. I was always disappointed you hadn't finished it.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Emma on 2009 February 25, 15:10:36
I haven't read Rohina's story yet, I'm saving it for last ;D


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2009 February 25, 16:43:44
AWESOMELAND (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/awesomeland/index.php?latest=3396) has a TORTURE EMMA DAY special. The funny part is that I hadn't even started torturing Emma...


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Assmitten on 2009 February 25, 17:47:46
http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,14506.msg416083.html#new


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Aggie on 2009 February 25, 22:09:03
Aggie, that was really great (if a little cringy-the Goopy-sex was awful!) good storyline and nice twist at the end. Can I just say I lol'ed at the blue zombie cock? Bit cold for a spongebath was it?

The Crammyboy obviously didn't match since I was using a custom zombie skin. However, I figured it was fine since, hey: he *is* undead. I'd imagine one's appendages would be the first to show signs of leprosy.  :D

Quote
Two thumbs up! ;D

I'm glad you liked it.  :)  I did fix most of the grammatical errors last night and have even spotted a couple more I missed. I blame that on being forced to proofread in a  TEXT BLOCK OF DOOM in Wordpad.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Emma on 2009 February 25, 22:12:29
I don't give a crap about grammatical errors. ;) :D


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Aggie on 2009 February 25, 22:21:21
Sim Emma is actually still surprisingly gorgeous as a Zombie, even as a bald one. I couldn't have picked a better founder for my Octomom. XD


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Emma on 2009 February 25, 23:20:11
Oh, I dunno. That scary picture was really scary. Zombie meanface!


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: rohina on 2009 February 26, 05:04:20
Emma and the Goopies, now available in Awesomevision (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/uglybutt/emma/)

Part 4 starts here (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/uglybutt/emma/index.php?view=233)


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Giggy on 2009 February 26, 05:14:31
It are borken on page 301

Edit: Nevermind. It's fixed.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: fway on 2009 February 26, 05:35:44
SimNeko teaching her unborn babby about EMMA TORTURE! (http://s281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/?action=view&current=movie008.flv)


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: witch on 2009 February 26, 06:21:17
"I will impress Emma with my manly hunting abilities by giving her crabs."   :D


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: chobeegal on 2009 February 26, 07:25:12
I came late to the party. Exactly WHY are we torturing Emma?


Other than the obvious reason that Pes has said "Make it so".


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2009 February 26, 08:06:43
I came late to the party. Exactly WHY are we torturing Emma?
Because it's an official MATY national holiday, much like Grammar Day.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Liveangel on 2009 February 26, 09:41:16
Because I suck at planning, time management, and meeting deadlines, I was unable to carry out what I had in mind. Here's what I scraped up:

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/MATY/toremma1.png)

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/MATY/toremma2.png)

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/MATY/toremma3.png)

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s18/liveangel93/MATY/toremma4.png)


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2009 February 26, 15:28:22
This seems a bit of a nonsequitur. First Emma is eating out a trashcan in her pajamas, then suddenly she's sitting in a pool of her own filth in her underwear? Needs more build-up! This is like showing someone looting a store, then showing him lying in a dumpster covered in bruises. It skips over the IMPORTANT part, the TORTURE!


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: chobeegal on 2009 February 26, 15:50:10
I came late to the party. Exactly WHY are we torturing Emma?
Because it's an official MATY national holiday, much like Grammar Day.

Oh, OK.
But what did Emma specifically DO to be deserving of such a great "honor"?

I'm not objecting, I'm just curious.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: cwieberdink on 2009 February 26, 16:44:05
This seems a bit of a nonsequitur. First Emma is eating out a trashcan in her pajamas, then suddenly she's sitting in a pool of her own filth in her underwear? Needs more build-up! This is like showing someone looting a store, then showing him lying in a dumpster covered in bruises. It skips over the IMPORTANT part, the TORTURE!

Maybe the torture is giving her the gigantic catcher-mitt hands of doom?


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Tsarina on 2009 February 26, 16:52:29
Comic! (http://i41.tinypic.com/2mqrei1.png)


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: BastDawn on 2009 February 26, 17:43:18
Emma and the Goopies, now available in Awesomevision (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/uglybutt/emma/)

Part 4 starts here (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/uglybutt/emma/index.php?view=233)

I vote for the return of Pixie Goopy.  I liked him.   :(

ETA:  And Aggie, what the hell is wrong with you?  Zombie porn?


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: cwieberdink on 2009 February 26, 21:13:08
I came late to the party. Exactly WHY are we torturing Emma?
Because it's an official MATY national holiday, much like Grammar Day.

Oh, OK.
But what did Emma specifically DO to be deserving of such a great "honor"?


She's Emma.  Duh.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Aggie on 2009 February 27, 05:22:13
ETA:  And Aggie, what the hell is wrong with you?  Zombie porn?

Bwa ha ha ha!  ;D  Feeling my story was a little lacking in substance, I just took a page from the book of most B-list movie directors/writers and added some completely unnecessary and gratuitous T&A. Coupling that with the present state of both Emma and Goopy, I figured I could kill two birds with one stone. It also worked on several levels since both sim Emma and real Emma were tortured (I imagine human Emma would have been appalled at the thought of her screwing a dead Goopy). I am sorry for any readers that may or may not have been traumatized but hey: collateral damage. So sorry.  :D


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: witch on 2009 February 27, 06:40:55
Actually Aggie, I thought your story was so boring I couldn't even finish it, I couldn't summon up the energy to click the next link.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Giggy on 2009 February 27, 06:59:12
Actually Aggie, I thought your story was so boring I couldn't even finish it, I couldn't summon up the energy to click the next link.
Ouch, that was quite a burn there.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: Aggie on 2009 February 27, 07:00:59
Actually Aggie, I thought your story was so boring I couldn't even finish it, I couldn't summon up the energy to click the next link.

Then why are you commenting about it? Just ignore it and go on your merry way.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: witch on 2009 February 27, 08:42:18
Then why are you commenting about it?

Because I wanted to?


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: nekonoai on 2009 February 27, 16:23:53
Emma and the Goopies, now available in Awesomevision (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/uglybutt/emma/)

Part 4 starts here (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/uglybutt/emma/index.php?view=233)
Oh this is awesome! cause I never go to the other place, and the story is really interesting! Pescado Goopy indeed. LOL

also LMFAO chocolate rain. XD

I say Emma gets together with Alpha and helps him with his "little situation".


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: kewian on 2009 March 02, 19:18:31
Aggie, you should do  a little editing and post that in the BBS. That story rocks.  I bet it would piss the sheeples off too.


Title: Re: TORTURE EMMA DAY 2009
Post by: witch on 2009 March 03, 04:22:03
Well it's certainly the right level for the BBS.