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TS2: Burnination => Planet K 20X6 => Topic started by: kazebird on 2008 December 08, 22:46:30



Title: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: kazebird on 2008 December 08, 22:46:30
Sorry that I deleted the post yesterday, I had one too many Martinis.

Anyways I found this at the BBS, when I was going around mocking them for whining about their game problems, instead of trying to fix them:
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2wmlxmp.jpg)
So I decided to make a contest for who can post the most glitchy picture.

The rules are as follows:

-You may make the picture yourself, but you can not edit it outside the game. Therefore you should either back up your game, or create a new hood to mess around with.

-Like in More Awful Than You, it has to contain the special element designated, which will change every month.

-Also like in More Awful than You, the Judge will be assigned randomly. The Judge must find the winning pictures funny and tell why for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and Honorary places.

-You may use game cheats, as this is more a comedy contest than a glitch hunting one.

-The official blooper pics are banned for obvious reasons.

-The Judge will be given invisible, tasteless, inedible salami.

This month's element is...Anatomy glitches!


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: chazzhay on 2008 December 09, 22:07:41
How exactly would you describe anatomy glitches, exploded meshes, misplaced body parts and things like that?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: DrNerd on 2008 December 09, 22:39:09
Are you looking for stuff like this?
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g187/cutelarvanerd/whedonari/snapshot_55b9e73e_75c89665.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Theo on 2008 December 10, 00:00:04
The Flashing-Blue Swimming Vampire Nanny (with detached face)

(http://theos.chewbakkas.net/media/images/2zzx0TMYWJTB.jpg)

(http://theos.chewbakkas.net/media/images/2kmBW9vRc4uC.jpg)

(http://theos.chewbakkas.net/media/images/VYyEFeA5gWtY.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: nekonoai on 2008 December 10, 13:26:23
winner.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: kazebird on 2008 December 10, 19:40:49
All of those would be eligible. Basically, if the sim's body looks messed up it fits.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Giggy on 2008 December 10, 21:17:38
winner.
Ditto, contest closed


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: eevilcat on 2008 December 10, 21:27:32
if that's first place settled then I offer this as a runner-up: exploded fat morph on the replacement pregnancy meshes as modelled by our own lovely Witch.

(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j136/spacedcat/PoorWitch.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: kazebird on 2008 December 10, 21:33:56
It looks like she's trying to eat herself!


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Insanity Prelude on 2008 December 11, 01:01:56
the mystical one's meshes, or someone else's? (Did anyone else even go to that much effort?)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Faizah on 2008 December 11, 01:15:35
-The official blooper pics are banned for obvious reasons.

Does this include the old favourite, exploding fat meshes, because EAxis did it first? (I believe it was an elder formal dress in Nightlife, though it was fixed in some patch/later EP.)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: kazebird on 2008 December 11, 01:19:46
Faizah, I am not sure what you are talking about, but if it was made by Eaxis it is not allowed. Otherwise it would be to easy to find comical glitches.

Edit: I just realized what you meant. Exploding Fat morphs are fine, since there is nothing directly funny about them alone. This contest is not so much about the glitches themselves, as it is about some element of the picture that makes it funny.

Take this official blooper as an example:
(http://www.snootysims.com/sitepics/blooper06.jpg)
Take note that if I was entering this it would be disqualified due to it being official. Anyways, notice that the baby's head is missing (glitch), and the woman has a knife and package (comedic element)

Basically the person who posts the picture the judge finds most amusing wins, as described in the rules above. The biggest challenge there though is you don't know who the judge is yet, so this isn't as easy as it sounds.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: nekonoai on 2008 December 11, 13:26:51
well, the win also is there because they are the ONLY pictures that I can SEE. I recommend everyone use whatever service Theo is using. kthx.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Alex on 2008 December 11, 16:33:11
What about if the picture isn't particularly comical, but a caption made it so?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Jelenedra on 2008 December 11, 16:35:34
It's a MAXIS mistake, and I don't have a screen shot, but everyone should try making a fat waiter. It is HILAROUS.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Liz on 2008 December 11, 17:56:28
Take this official blooper as an example:
http://www.snootysims.com/sitepics/blooper06.jpg

Yes, headless babby + dinner prep = high lulz. And I must agree that "Flashing Blue Swimming Vampire Nanny" is win, not only for the magnitude of its FUBAR but also for its comedic category-stacking.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: kazebird on 2008 December 11, 23:31:47
What about if the picture isn't particularly comical, but a caption made it so?
That is tough... I think that would violate the exterior editing rule. We don't want it to be too easy, and you can make anything funny with captions. If you find a funny picture with captions, you may post it, but it will not be rated based on the caption.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Zazazu on 2008 December 12, 03:02:07
Only flashing blue face, but it's flashing blue face at night.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphcee.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: funkilla on 2008 December 12, 05:16:19
(http://i33.tinypic.com/23korac.jpg)
Piggy back ride? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/zk4yn7.jpg)
Another sad attempt at dancing.

(http://i35.tinypic.com/wivn1x.jpg)
Holy matrimony, Batman! When two really becomes one.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/33dh5oh.jpg)
Ma'am, you have the miniature Hulk growing in your abdomen. We think it might be radioactive. Or a failed abortion. :[

Just for Roffles:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2dbj9nc.jpg)
The guy in the background...

(http://i38.tinypic.com/25kpg8y.jpg)
Farting bubbles!


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Kyna on 2008 December 12, 05:22:48
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff46/Kyna62/stuckstreaker.jpg)

Watch out for splinters!


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: witch on 2008 December 12, 07:41:41
I would walk through a door to escape that cow too.

Excellent pics funkilla!



Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: SnootCB on 2008 December 12, 08:08:35
I found ALOT of these at BFTAF.  Some of them might not strictly count as anatomy glitches, but they are kinda funny.

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/Shadowy_Figure/Eck.jpg)
by NoName

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn152/X_Faithie_X/snapshot_5640254a_5642ae23.jpg)
by PitaWindstar

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/kaylynnlangerak/snapshot_2dae895f_3296f01b.jpg)
by Kirsty

(http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc358/inkyhat11/snapshot_adae8020_760fcdb4.jpg?)
(http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc358/inkyhat11/snapshot_adae8020_160630b3.jpg?)
both by inkyhate11

(http://thesims2.ea.com/sims2_exchange/story/70/245770/snapshot_96186e9d_d618ac42.jpg)
by Jekku

(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/Lette20/snapshot_35c6da6d_b5fd026b.jpg)
by Lette20

There are about a bazillion more, but I am too lazy to try to sift through them all right now.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: jwaas on 2008 December 12, 20:05:09
I got my own just now while playing.  Couldn't resist adding the caption.

(http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr303/ryuusei86/KevinChairFail.jpg?t=1229111777)

I figured Kevin Beare would be better when he got back from class.  Wrong!
I figured he'd get better by taking a shower.  Wrong again!
I had to turn on moveobjects, grab the chair, and delete it -- and only then was he fine.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2008 December 13, 16:47:07
If an object is stuck in a sim and he seems to be entirely oblivious to it, if it is not stuck in a slot that he actually USES, it is unlikely to be noticed, and you will have to yank it out and delete it manually. Although this gives me the novel idea of creating a sim with a whole host of internal slots into which objects representing his internal organs may be placed...


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: NothingToSee on 2008 December 13, 23:45:31
I posted these in a thread somewhere ages ago. Somehow I managed to drop a lot in the wrong place and this was the result.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Hole-Topside.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/BigHole.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Iruka.jpg)

I wish I'd left the house at the bottom of the hole. It would have been interesting to play  it.  :D


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: funkilla on 2008 December 14, 00:48:23
FUBAR'd, yes, but nothing to do with anatomy.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 14, 05:09:11
Caution: Plagiarized.

(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/2032/ouchhl7.jpg)
BEHEAD'D
What a graceful landing.

You may not believe me, but look within the bush. There is clearly a lack of head in there.

Also, I'm wondering if this counts. (http://modthesims2.com/download.php?t=231191) The fat part, not so much (as long as one ignores the faces), but the skinny ones... I think that counts as an anatomy bork. Also, I'm fairly sure the fat mesh for the skinny clothes looks somewhat like a supermodel who's eight months pregnant. FUBAR.

I also remember something about using stretchSkeleton on dogs. Lemme try to dig that one up.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: NothingToSee on 2008 December 14, 08:58:13
FUBAR'd, yes, but nothing to do with anatomy.

Ah, I completely missed the bit about anatomy. Reading Fail. Oh well, I have a couple more images that I found in my Photobucket...

Would you like a backrub? Just let me dislocate my arms... Darn, I still can't reach.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/snapshot_b10f0c59_b138152a.jpg)

That looks PAINFUL.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/z12212852.jpg)

Floating Baby no Jutsu!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Atom_Bunny/Floater.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Jadis on 2008 December 14, 16:17:18
Some from my game:

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/Dancing.jpg)

Those two can't dance without some anatomical weirdness going on.

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/Toddlerinbelly.jpg)

The toddler glitch, and, of course, she was potty-training him at the time (eeeew) (the house in the background is an eyesore on purpose, not an example of how I usually build)

(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s28/Chandra9901/Other/Weirdness.jpg)

I'm not sure if photobucket will allow what looks like a failed masturbation-attempt...

All in one family, too.





Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Alex on 2008 December 14, 17:02:21
I'm not sure if photobucket will allow what looks like a failed masturbation-attempt...
Failed? His facial expression says otherwise...


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Jadis on 2008 December 14, 17:28:24
I'm not sure if photobucket will allow what looks like a failed masturbation-attempt...
Failed? His facial expression says otherwise...
Yeah, it does, now that you mention it :D Though he should've found a better way of placing his arm and hand for that purpose, instead of dislocating his shoulder and ruining his jammies...


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Nevaeh on 2008 December 15, 05:05:55
Wow @  this thread.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Zazazu on 2008 December 15, 05:47:19
Just had this one...I was taking a pic of two kids playing in the nursery when I noticed a glint of white on the toddler's chin:

(http://i36.tinypic.com/dfzpqq.jpg)
Apparently she's really hungry?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: SnootCB on 2008 December 15, 07:05:02
Ugh, I HATE the toddler Tooth In Chin disease.  It ruins so many otherwise cute pictures.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Liveangel on 2008 December 15, 08:32:15
I see your still images and raise you one video. I uploaded the original avi, BTW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuDhiqj30Y


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: SpaceDoll on 2008 December 15, 11:24:29
Is that square rug-like shadow from the dress?  One more terrible thing about meatslab dress.

Too bad that's not what the flashing-blue faceless swimming vampire nanny was wearing.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2008 December 15, 11:42:35
Ugh, I HATE the toddler Tooth In Chin disease.  It ruins so many otherwise cute pictures.
I have never seen this before, so I am inclined to attribute it to badly done CC skins.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Zazazu on 2008 December 15, 15:52:34
You can tell Enayla that, then. Normally when I see something like that, it's because I've had a little too much fun mixing face template sets and something has gone terribly, horribly wrong. Not so with these. This 'hood is a Katuchan/Terrakosmos mix, which are very similar excepting the nose.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: SnootCB on 2008 December 15, 15:56:58
I have only Maxis skins.  You might not ever see it if you are efficient at taking care of toddlers.  I tend to just leave them in their cage while adults are busy, but if they wake up from a nap and are cranky they start screaming like little banshees, and that's when Tooth In Chin disease becomes evident.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Zazazu on 2008 December 15, 16:05:50
She hadn't been screaming for long, but she was screaming. I'm getting a couple from $0 to $1m, plus furnishing their three-bedroom opulent home, by the time the eldest child is ready to go to college (4 days into teen stage), and the parents were selling those huge aquariums on the lawn. I was about to close things down so they could restock and wasn't going to stop before the last two were sold for the round.

In other news, $760k with nine days to go and only the girls' room and hobby room to finish.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Insanity Prelude on 2008 December 15, 19:18:27
Speaking of the meatslab dress... that's (http://www.time.com/time/specials/2008/top10/article/0,30583,1855948_1863268_1863276,00.html) what the skirt on this dress reminded me of!


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Alex on 2008 December 15, 22:04:16
Looks like Carla Niven's been giving her some "fashun tipz".

I wonder what happens when she lies down...  ::)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: SaraMK on 2008 December 16, 04:11:18
Well, here is a sim with a snapped neck. I took a sim to a community lot and there was a townie just standing there with his neck broken. Nothing had "caused" it as far as I could tell. It actually took me a while to realize why the sim looked kind of odd.

(http://i35.tinypic.com/2z7r5o1.jpg)

(http://i37.tinypic.com/160aexu.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Tarlia on 2008 December 16, 06:31:43
I have only Maxis skins.  You might not ever see it if you are efficient at taking care of toddlers.  I tend to just leave them in their cage while adults are busy, but if they wake up from a nap and are cranky they start screaming like little banshees, and that's when Tooth In Chin disease becomes evident.

I do believe Tooth In Chin disease happens to all toddlers when they're in that specific pose in the crib.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: HystericalParoxysm on 2008 December 16, 15:34:25
The tooth-in-chin thing isn't due to skins, but face shape.  The same thing can happen to sims older than toddler if they have a small chin and/or narrow mouth.  Tends to happen a lot more to toddlers in general due to their relatively similar face shapes, but it is possible to have a toddler face sculpt that isn't affected.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: funkilla on 2008 December 16, 21:15:06
Townie snapped neck: Roffles.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: DrNerd on 2008 December 16, 22:08:25
OK, nothing will beat Floating Flashing VampNanny, but these still make me giggle.

These are Di's pictures, but my SimSelf:
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g187/cutelarvanerd/sims/simnerdandtheo1.jpg)
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g187/cutelarvanerd/sims/simnerdandtheo2.jpg)
Ah, yes.  The old "ear-nibble to distract from the kidney extraction" technique.

These are mine:
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g187/cutelarvanerd/sims/snapshot_9582bb1a_b62cc1a2.jpg)
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g187/cutelarvanerd/sims/snapshot_d502e523_35c70c11.jpg)
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g187/cutelarvanerd/sims/snapshot_152108f1_95c35592.jpg)

Ever wondered what would happen if you turned Loki Beaker into a woman, made her a Family Sim, married her into an Uglacy, let her get old, and watched closely as she came home from work?  No?
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g187/cutelarvanerd/sims/snapshot_b59fcb1b_55b3861c.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Simsample on 2008 December 16, 22:29:56
I have a 'broken neck' too:
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Misc%20Sims/HeadBend.png)

Plus a couple of others:
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Misc%20Sims/ArmBend.png)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/Bluefunk/Misc%20Sims/Bluefunk_03915-Dec-080127.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Quinctia on 2008 December 17, 07:20:20
Out of all the wedding limo glitches I've had, I think this one is my favorite:
(http://pics.livejournal.com/quinctia/pic/007k3hce.jpg)

Just because merging with his glasses-wearing, heavily pregnant wife make the merge even more complete.

I don't get interesting glitches too often, though.  Mainly pillow-fighting through walls and stuff like this:
(http://pics.livejournal.com/quinctia/pic/00aedc1f.jpg)

(http://pics.livejournal.com/quinctia/pic/00apzfw0.jpg)

I wish I'd taken pictures of some of my accessories flashing blue before I fixed them.  Bloom's glove mesh, in particular, was pretty funny when it went flashy blue.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: J. M. Pescado on 2008 December 17, 07:33:41
Well, here is a sim with a snapped neck. I took a sim to a community lot and there was a townie just standing there with his neck broken. Nothing had "caused" it as far as I could tell. It actually took me a while to realize why the sim looked kind of odd.
I'm still trying to figure out how to make that condition permanent so I can do it to Phyllis.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: SalixTree on 2008 December 17, 07:40:05
Carol Oldie died in the bathroom, poor Shnookums got in the way

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l467/SalixxTree/Sims2%20pics/Shnookums1.jpg)

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l467/SalixxTree/Sims2%20pics/Shnookums2.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Lorelei on 2008 December 17, 10:37:19
Poor little UrnCat!  ;D


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Relle on 2008 December 17, 15:02:07
I found this old cap in my pictures:

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s217/shouriki/sajiguitar.jpg)

As if playing two guitars wasn't hard enough with normal arms.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Keksich on 2008 December 17, 20:44:07
I'm still trying to figure out how to make that condition permanent so I can do it to Phyllis.
Well, that's pretty easy. Take a Sim and snap its neck.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 18, 00:16:09
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7071/screenshot156hx8.png)

Enjoying your massage, there, townie? No moveobjects used.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: rohina on 2008 December 20, 16:56:26
I offer floating glowing toddler
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/rohinax/changingtable.jpg)

and my all-time fave, wandering peen:

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/rohinax/rudeglitch.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: keirra on 2008 December 21, 06:51:07
What is that wandering peen guy doing in that picture? It looks like he's getting ready to woohoo with an invisible sim.  :D


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: rohina on 2008 December 21, 07:29:25
IIRC, the peen actually belongs to the sim he is going to woohoo, but that sim has sunk into the bed somehow.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: keirra on 2008 December 21, 08:34:43
That makes sense. I thought his peen had a mind of it's own and got away from his body.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Alex on 2008 December 21, 10:43:11
I thought his peen had randomly fallen off his body.  :D


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Liz on 2008 December 21, 13:04:40
That, or he was attempting to romance it as a separate entity.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 21, 14:33:37
Or he could simply want to take it out for a nice dinner, followed by a midnight stroll.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: HomeschooledByTards on 2008 December 21, 14:36:29
That, or he was attempting to romance it as a separate entity.

I thought he was taking masturbation to an entirely new level.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Callista on 2008 December 21, 19:31:51
Can't believe I'm laughing my head off at this... but I am! I thought I got over that in junior high!

Here we have a child who, for some reason, the game thinks is a toddler... apologies for bad photography; the pictures were taken just before my first Apocalypse lot imploded.

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i309/Callista450/snapshot_55c5a398_55c77005-1.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i309/Callista450/snapshot_55c5a398_95c77f5f.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i309/Callista450/snapshot_55c5a398_15c778cf.jpg)

(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i309/Callista450/snapshot_55c5a398_15c77186.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Giggy on 2008 December 21, 21:08:45
Can't believe I'm laughing my head off at this... but I am! I thought I got over that in junior high!

Here we have a child who, for some reason, the game thinks is a toddler... apologies for bad photography; the pictures were taken just before my first Apocalypse lot imploded.

*Images removed


Would it be possible that the child has down syndrome?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Keksich on 2008 December 21, 21:11:42
There's no such syndrome amongst sim nation...


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Giggy on 2008 December 21, 21:33:30
There's no such syndrome amongst sim nation...

Unless you mess around with simPE


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: HeyYeah on 2008 December 21, 21:41:17
In an inverse to Callista's child-toddler, I've got baby-toddlers that don't light well and a baby-child from a 'hood a while back (it has since went BFBVFS. Whether this incident is related or not has not been determined)

(http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w325/HeyYeahYou/Sims2Crap/WTF/babytoddlerpic.jpg)

(http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w325/HeyYeahYou/Sims2Crap/WTF/babychildpic.jpg)

Bonus! Floaty child-teen flirting with his girlfriend with baby-toddler and baby-child in background.

(http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w325/HeyYeahYou/Sims2Crap/WTF/wtfisgoingonhere.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: DrNerd on 2008 December 21, 21:53:41
That baby-child is seriously unsettling.  If I saw that in my game, I'd just immediately go back to my most recent backup.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Keksich on 2008 December 21, 21:55:59
There's no such syndrome amongst sim nation...

Unless you mess around with simPE

In that case, you are likely to encounter much more symptoms besides Down's one :P


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Alex on 2008 December 21, 22:42:48
That alien has a freakishly cool effect.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 21, 23:23:30
Starring scary Russians!

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/6425/screenshot306qk9.png)

I know the cat is fuzzy, but it's not... um, that fuzzy. Seriously, that is pretty creepy.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Tsarina on 2008 December 21, 23:27:05
The sim's face is much weirder than the glitch  :O
Also, scary Russian? Huh?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Lorelei on 2008 December 21, 23:32:31
The alien baby-child is the most terrifying Sims alien ever. Creepy.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: laylei on 2008 December 22, 01:31:16
Though I can never top that terrifying alien baby-child, here are some of my most recent interesting graphical glitches:


I can't remember their names (Patrizio and... someone? It's Romeo and Mercutio Monty's grandparents in Veronaville), but this is the result of accidentally ordering them to use the clothing tool at the same time.
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/emeirii/sims2/snapshot_54ea7388_d61bb023.jpg)
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/emeirii/sims2/snapshot_54ea7388_361baff3.jpg)
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/emeirii/sims2/snapshot_54ea7388_361bb01f.jpg)

And, thanks to M&G, a few new annoying glitches (hopefully, updating my drivers will fix this):
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/emeirii/sims2/snapshot_b4ea7244_b6590708.jpg)
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/emeirii/sims2/snapshot_b4ea7244_5659073c.jpg)
Children are invisible underwater!

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/emeirii/sims2/snapshot_b65a76f6_165a7707.jpg)
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/emeirii/sims2/snapshot_b65a76f6_f65a76f8.jpg)
All glasses are sunglasses! That reflect the hair!


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Callista on 2008 December 22, 02:57:20
There's no such syndrome amongst sim nation...

Unless you mess around with simPE
I didn't even know about simPE back then; it just happened on its own. The child came back from school as a toddler. Go figure. After her mom randomly aged up the next day at 6 and then died of old age the day after, I just trashed the whole neighborhood and started from scratch!

This simPE thing interests me, though; does that mean you can safely create sims who look like one age category and act like another?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 22, 04:25:32
There's no such syndrome amongst sim nation...

Unless you mess around with simPE
I didn't even know about simPE back then; it just happened on its own. The child came back from school as a toddler. Go figure. After her mom randomly aged up the next day at 6 and then died of old age the day after, I just trashed the whole neighborhood and started from scratch!

This simPE thing interests me, though; does that mean you can safely create sims who look like one age category and act like another?

I've done it before, with no splodie at all. Of course, I'd play around with it for a bit in an unloved neighbourhood first. It's fun to make children act like adults and let them live on their own.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Tingeling on 2008 December 22, 14:09:32
Oooh, I can just picture it: Frodo and Bilbo leading new lives in urban Pleasantville. Or perhaps a family of leprechauns? They could spend their days collecting the gold chests sims can dig up and then they can start the End of Rainbow Bank.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Lorelei on 2008 December 22, 22:50:00
It's fun to make children act like adults and let them live on their own.

I thought of Peter Pan and The Lost Boys right off the bat.

Then I thought about how this power could be abused by creeps, and I don't think the charm of Peter Pan and crew can quite override that revelation.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 22, 23:11:34
It's fun to make children act like adults and let them live on their own.

I thought of Peter Pan and The Lost Boys right off the bat.

Then I thought about how this power could be abused by creeps, and I don't think the charm of Peter Pan and crew can quite override that revelation.

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CAN NOT BE UNSEEN. *brain bleach brain bleach*


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Callista on 2008 December 22, 23:29:04
I don't think it would be that bad because the height differences would mess up all the animations. I hope.  :o

Anyway, you can do Peter Pan without any modification. They're fine as children, and you can have them living on their own if you add a teenage Wendy.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: SaraMK on 2008 December 23, 00:04:19
Or download a hack to keep the social worker away.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: fway on 2008 December 24, 01:04:56
I love that freakish alien child, I must make one for when I get my game up and running again.

This was from a clothing mesh attempt a couple of months ago:
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/lolololoololol.jpg)
ETA: That was from answering the question "Add additional groups?" in Milkshape, or something like it.

Hot dog stand is fubared. Instead of Stevie getting a hot dog, the darn girl gave him that soup from BV.
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/ScreenShot085.jpg)

Okay, it's just a glitch here, she saw LL30's Phinnius and then the fire occurred:
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/Sims2EP7_495.jpg)

Oh and this video:

(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/th_movie001.jpg) (http://s281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/?action=view&current=movie001.flv)

And this video:
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/th_movie105.jpg) (http://s281.photobucket.com/albums/kk221/hekkahekkawhat/?action=view&current=movie105.flv)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Zazazu on 2008 December 24, 05:43:19
Just had two happen, while playing a lot with five dormpartments (a dorm lot, no cafeteria, just a pool in the shared area, and completely self-sufficient living areas). I had my playable, Rosemary Kelly, greeting as many passersby as possible to find a good match. They kept crowding her locked door while she was taking a break to eat:
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5150/snapshotf65d97b7365d9c1hk2.th.jpg) (http://img267.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snapshotf65d97b7365d9c1hk2.jpg)

And, odd adventures in invisible dormies (inside a nonplayable's apartments):
(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/4807/snapshotf65d97b7b65d97cpl3.th.jpg) (http://img384.imageshack.us/my.php?image=snapshotf65d97b7b65d97cpl3.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: kazebird on 2008 December 24, 14:54:18
On Christmas I choose the judge.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Roux on 2008 December 24, 22:09:42
This just happened in my game today... the adult was Macro-Going to Bed, the teen was Macro-Cleaning, and somehow they ended up on the stairs at the exact same time. New sport: synchronized spiral stair-climbing!

(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2793/screenshot039yv4.th.jpg) (http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshot039yv4.jpg)

Not really FUBAR, but I found it funny nonetheless. :)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: squish on 2008 December 26, 11:15:21
Who needs to actually hold on to something?

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/squishysquidgy/004-1.png)
A video is here (http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/squishysquidgy/simvids/?action=view&current=movie002-1.flv)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: nekotlc on 2008 December 27, 06:58:00
This is an old picture I took when I had tried out the bunk bed download and the baby in the room started crying and woke his sisters up. I've heard about being close, but this is rediculous!:

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c43/TLC81/snapshot_70a6063b_90a60d7c.jpg)


Here's a pic of my Inuyasha sims smustling and apparently poor Rin has broken her neck!all I can say is ouch!:

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c43/TLC81/headonbackwards.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 29, 00:44:07
(http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7889/screenshot307ot9.png)
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/474/screenshot308lr3.png)
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9250/screenshot308bluevr6.png)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: rosess on 2008 December 29, 00:57:09
Well, that's one way to scare off the "talk to pet" want.   :P


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Marhis on 2008 December 29, 01:57:43
YIKES!

It's a canine tooth, that little white thingy on the right of its mouth? Did you call it Bucky (http://assets.comics.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/60000/7000/100/267169/267169.zoom.gif), by any chance?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 29, 05:33:36
* Faafy renames cat

Also, you might notice that it is both hunch-backed and floating. It did this for quite a while. It kinda floated around the house - I wish I'd taken a movie. Seriously, you'd never sleep again. Especially upon watching how its head contorted groundward when it went to eat.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Alex on 2008 December 29, 12:11:19
That is just full of win.  ;D


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Tsarina on 2008 December 29, 14:16:55
Why is the demon baby's head eating SimFaafy's arm? O:


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: kazebird on 2008 December 30, 12:37:19
Tsarina, you can haz invisible salami!


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2008 December 30, 15:27:49
Why is the demon baby's head eating SimFaafy's arm? O:

Because no one likes Adult Faafies, and because it is angry that it somehow ended up with blonde eyebrows. Or perhaps it simply wants to escape from Quasimodocat.

Also, it are not demon. It is a Drow. GETONE


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Keksich on 2008 December 30, 20:50:41
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7203/128751435478323516cf3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: skandelouslala on 2009 January 01, 04:15:57
I had a freaky baby/child combo that turned out like this:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/mzskandelouslala/Other%20Randomness/overgrownbaby2.jpg)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/mzskandelouslala/Other%20Randomness/overgrownbaby.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Marhis on 2009 January 01, 17:29:06
I wondered if the new Asian themed furniture from EA Store were good.

Judge by yourself. And yes, this happens always, and with this bed ONLY.

(http://www.fantasiadomain.com/misc/FUBAR_sims/wtf1.jpg)

(http://www.fantasiadomain.com/misc/FUBAR_sims/wtf2.jpg)

Forgot to add: I know there's a fixed version by Lord Darcy, I only wanted to test what exactly happens with a vanilla file. Holy cow.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Tarlia on 2009 January 01, 22:22:31
That's pretty spectacular, Marhis. I can't believe EAxis is charging money for that. I don't think I've ever even seen CC that broken.

Also, those child-baby things are one of the most fucking creepy things ever.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: madamejeanie on 2009 January 01, 23:41:20
I had a freaky baby/child combo that turned out like this:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/mzskandelouslala/Other%20Randomness/overgrownbaby2.jpg)


It looks like it's part reptile!  Or maybe it's Ghandi's child?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: SalixTree on 2009 January 02, 21:55:59
Sid Roseland? The dog guy. His face on the panel thing was weird. I had to go to his house to see if he had an actual invisible head, but he was fine. Just missing his eyebrows.
(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l467/SalixxTree/Sims2%20pics/odd-face.jpg)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Zazazu on 2009 January 02, 22:10:08
I had the same thing with a waitress I married in. Changing her clothing fixed it.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: PirateFaafy on 2009 January 02, 23:13:30
I wondered if the new Asian themed furniture from EA Store were good.

Judge by yourself. And yes, this happens always, and with this bed ONLY.

I was going to say that this probably wouldn't qualify as an anatomical bork when I first glanced upon the pillows. Then I saw the people sleeping. They are going to need an incredible amount of surgery to get out of that one.


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Zazazu on 2009 January 04, 20:40:35
How babby go through ceiling?:
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9090/fubarbabysn3.jpg)
Why babby furry?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: jwaas on 2009 January 09, 06:17:21
Apparently Mitch Indie didn't get the memo that his biology assignment of "locate your kidneys" wasn't meant to be taken to any sort of extreme.

(http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr303/ryuusei86/Screenies/MitchFail.jpg?t=1231481329)


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: starlady on 2009 January 09, 13:55:58
Everyone's anatomical glitch pictures are awesome. When are we going to start a More FUBAR Than You for January?


Title: Re: More FUBAR Than You December (New)
Post by: Tsarina on 2009 January 09, 17:07:43
You tell us.
Starlady mentioned it, starlady starts new thread :P