Last I checked, decrapify only worked on Windoze, so Mac users need someone else to decrapify for them, don't they? Spare a thought for us poor souls, with our shiny but gaming-handicapped Eggs.

Jeez, I dunno what has come over me recently. I think I posted that on the same day I wrote a line to SK in IRC which was basically "the cat's sat on the mat's". Perhaps my subconscious is feeling particularly possessive and greedy at the moment and thus is stamping apostrophes all over the place.

"Implying that an Alienware works better than a homebrew [...] is just plain wrong."

Except that jesslla isn't "implying" anything. She is stating that the Alienware SHE bought is better than the computer's SHE'S built. She is talking about her personal experience, so who are you to call her a liar? Mon Dieu, could you at least try to get your head around basic reading comprehension before you get on your DIY high horse?

See the thing is, sarcasm actually requires a modicum of wit and intellect, which is, I suspect, why your attempts have fallen flat. Sure, any fool can mush some fermenting grapes in a bucket and call it "wine" but it's never gonna be a Bordeaux is it?

Cartwheels and pyrotechnics or this sooze will remain unimpressed. NEEDS MOAR CARTWHEELING.

GITAR ARE NOT INTRAMENT. LEARN YOU SOME SPELLCHECK GASHFYR.

What, pray tell is an "intrament"? I'm guessing some kind of finnish ornament. I think the problem is that Jesslla is moar betterer than you. Sozzles.

Coming up with synonyms for your problem is difficult when it's not your first language.

You have been around MATY long enough to know that deleting stuff is a no-no. FFS, Shouty Vole. You are lucky Witch is busy with hallowe'en broomstich duties tonight.

OMG. Were you on crack when you made that? It is eye-searingly colourful. Also, the dance cage is bloody disturbing, what with your creepy vole fantasies and all. Mind you, the black and purple theme in the bar is tacky, but in a good way.

WHAR ARE BAFFROOMS!?!

Thing is, a dance club needs space for dancing. So yeah, there is open space in the club, SO THAT PEOPLE CAN DANCE THERE.

What, you don't spend your nights boogying on down to Vivaldi and Chopin? What is wrong with you, jezzllo?

You know, there is more to the world than just Amurika.  

As for puddingworld, 2-4am sounds pretty reasonable to me. Most places I've been to kick you out around that time. Sure, some are open later, but that's not so common, at least in my experience.

Honestly, are you aware of what a dickhead you sound like when you post? Rather than sounding like a master of rhetoric, you come across as a pompous twat. You're more of a Mr Collins than a Disraeli.

Oh, and no, Sun Tzu was not on my reading list. I know my university is famed for its War Studies course, but I studied English Lit. I have however read excerpts from the Art of War, and the idea of you as a fearsome general is laughable. All you've done in the past month is turn people against you, even people who previously had no issue with you. Where is your army, Mirelly? At least SaraMK went out in a blazing glory of sock-mania. What's your plan, smothering us to death with your thick blanket of self-indulgent posts?

Mirelly, there is a very simple way to stay out of the Dome: STOP BEING A TARD. For years you managed to post without being a complete ignoramus  - granted, you had your moments, but overall you managed to pass under the tard-DAR. It is only since your random grammar outburst that you achieved full tard-conversion. If you don't want to be Domed, you shouldn't post like such a git. Whining won't get you out of it now, it will just provide moar lulz for those of us who voted for your confinement.

Besides, I thought it was all part of your "masterplan" to get domed? Someone has changed their tune all of a sudden.

What on earth is the point of making new loading screens? If you don't like the loading screen, can't you simply LOOK AWAY from the monitor for a few minutes? Maybe at a nice floral arrangement, a modest watercolour, or, failing that, the wall. This doesn't affect gameplay nor in-play aesthetics, so I fail to see why anyone would want to bother with it.

Oh, it's you again. Haven't you learnt anything form your last jaunt to MATY? Your grammar and Shift-key skillz are atrocious.

"xoxo"

Ooo I know! I know! The answer is B) take off your pants and jacket. Did I win, jezzer?

What is with the sudden spate of woman bashing? It seems everywhere you look there is someone banging on about hormones and whores. I know Mad Men is back on our screens, but come on, it's not meant as a How-To guide.

God, I really hate it when people clog up threads with unhelpful and, quite frankly, rather mean posts. OH WAIT.

I am shocked and saddened by this cut throat attack on the Senate. How dare a vile peasant have the gall to criticise this august body. Off with his head I say.

On another note, anyone else picking up notes of Boobzilla wafting from OpiumTard's general direction? OpiumTard, are you related to the aristocracy by any chance? A Scandinavian viscount or OneBigLumpistan baron perhaps?

Sooze, wonders why we are misusing commas.

I doubt that's the problem. As far as I can tell, there is no difference between UK English and UK English names in TS2. Why on earth would they bother changing the names? SILLY HAIFENS.