EH? my memory gives Jeeps from level  one. At any rate she is now a Flight Officer

This mac is the very instrument of Beelzebub himself I swear on oath that it is. The Lord of the Flies himself is playing silly buggers with it.
Following the theme of work-clothing confusion. which the mac developed a few weeks ago the few-fries-short-of-a happy-meal excuse for a computer has now decided that ALL carpools should be rust-encrusted wrecks without regard to the actual career track.
So the military vehicle does not show for my low-level Military career Sim. DUH I should note that this happened when I finally noticed that there were residential lots in Downtown, a factor that I can only put down to deliberate and excessive stupidity on my part with added malicious intent to cause a glitch.
Or is this usual for the NL lots?

And that would be the function of a pool.
As in you can get in and out of it, you can light it.
Sucks like an Electrolux and worse.

GAHHHHH well why can these geeks not code properly?
Aesthetics be buggered. It is functionality that interests me. Why design something that does not work?
Invertebrates.

What in the name of any God you care to name is the bloody POINT of the angled pool thingy? You can't place ladders, diving boards or lights in them.
Jesus Christ on a fricking BIKE I can code better than that and I only know two UNIX commands.
Goes away and fumes quietly.

Floppy disks? Did they not become obsolete when Bill Gates became God?

Who cares? I get to wait 6 months for any EP So I adopt a total Zen attitude
"If a girl and her sister are walking down the street and one drops her fan who is the elder?"

About as awesome as a one-legged bloke in an arse-kicking contest.
I personally put it down to the well-known mac problems with skins. Macs are a few fries short of a Happy Meal with skins. Used to be a difficulty with file extensions but that was OS9. OSX usually works sweeter than a nut boiled in sugar.
No matter. Despite it's clothing confusion it still works fine.

Nothing?

Breeding with the  NPC's is fine. I ran two completed Legacies on it and they ain't genetic [oison or nothing. Go ahead.

NO ideas from the brains trust of the game?

See above

 

Must have been a soft option

Low-minded buggers. Dick discussions lead to pricks of guilt shortly followed by the pork sword of destruction.
Maxis would blush

There are PENIS mods out there? Jesus Jumping Christ on a BIKE....maybe I chose the wrong forum

The villiage idiot computer has now developed advanced Altzheimer's Disease about careers. I just graduated a Sim with the lifetime want of becoming a Mad Scientist. Like the dutiful and helpful little sim-player I am I duly got him a career in Science (starting at theorist level no less).
On the very first day I send this sim off to work I can't help but notice that he is wearing an astronaut outfit (difficult to miss really, looks like a deflated hot-air balloon) and sure enough the hard-of-thinking computer then flashes up a Military chance card. I guess correctly and BOOM he's a Mad Scientist.
EH? is this just an extension of the old problems with clothing? I wouldn't mind but this isn't a Legacy.
Bloody odd.

Well no vamp I ever met goes around biting townies. Unknown. But there again I have a mac. Perhaps it is working properly?

This patch stuff...What is amiss with the programming?

I don't know why this is an issue. I've met vamps loads of times and they NEVER bite townies, I thought you needed a high relationship score to get bitten by a vamp?
Probably wrong again...

Or indeed a nostril

Could be an ear...

oh come ON lots of orifices to choose from. Get a grip folks

HAH we bow down to JM and kiss the orifice of his choice

That is exactly what I wanted