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Puddingland v1.0 - Now In 3D! (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/)

Announcing PUDDINGLAND, built on the same AWESOMEVIEWER technolergy of AWESOMELAND (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,8449.0.html)! Updates to follow.

It's ugly. Plus, the capshuns SUCK.

I confess I LOLed. Needs moar Mitten-on-Ottoman action and less Boat Show Model.

The Lala captions were win.

This may rekindle my interest in playing TS3.

I am honored to have been the Butt's warm-up fight. Cast question, though: shouldn't Dead Criminal Husband be a ghost now that ghosts can be playables?

Herr FOJ, you are the color of a cadaver.  A lovely shade of embalmed, your skin is.

Rocaptions are wonderful, as usual.

Living underground will do that to you.

PUDDING-BASED UPDATENESS! (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?latest=106)

I, too, am interested in this invention called "Europe".
The Donk's outfit is perfectly hideous.
KellyQ's tutelage on how to dress like a slut to get your man was funny.

Overall, nice update.

OMG MOAR!

This certainly helped my boring email-free day be a hell of a lot brighter!

I see puddings that are not available in World of Puddings.  Want!

SimRhayden is available and is all the Sim you'll ever need.

BastDawns should grah more, then.

The picture quality, it is fail. The story, it is full of lulz. Pescado, I want your pudding. But, I can not has because I do not IRC.

Where do peasants put their stories? I've been working on a comic, of sorts.

I think it's just your computer. The pictures look fine to me. If I made them any bigger, they would be huge and take forever to download.

They don't. You start it someplace else, and MAYBE if it amuses me, I will deign to grant you space for it.

I thought they went in World of Puddings, just as Sims 2 stories went in Made-up Animals.

I think Pescado thought s/he was talking about hosting the actual images, not just posting a thread on the forum about it.

MOAR PUDDING THAN YOU! (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?latest=194)

"Is it about hair dye?"

I love the character development of the Dark Trepie.
Mitten has some seriously dorky red shoes.  Pescado, you have wicked fashion sense.  It makes me laugh.
And the yarn fight, good stuff.
I would like to see more elechery with KellyQs.  And more Butt, Trepie, Donk triangle.

Actually, Kofi built my pudding and I approved her. Feet tasting nummy?

I love the shoes. I have a pair just like them IRL that I love. Red is TOTES in for fall.

The yarn fight was a nice touch. Acrylic yarn SUX.

I suppose I would have known that if Mittens were made available for download.  Or perhaps I was just not paying attention at some point when the origins of SimMitten were being discussed.  As it is, I incorrectly assumed Pescado had accessorized SimMitts with goofy red ballet slippers.  If you like them, that is all that matters.  Me?  I have this thing about matching, so I'll not be bidding to nibble on your toes until they are tastefully attired. :D

ETA:
Eh, who(m?) am I kidding?  My sense of style has been likened to "school teacher" and called "boring".  So yes, my foot tastes good in my ordinary shoes.  It had better, considering it often ends up in my mouth.

I was eyeballing some red flats just like those this morning when I was buying my MiniMitten school slippers. My old go-to flats for jeans have cacked. Life imitates art....

Yarn Fight is now here (http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/smf/index.php/topic,16718.0.html).

I bought a gorgeous vinyl zig-zag stitched pair of candy pink flats when I was in the US at Dillards and I'll be devastated when they crap it...my $40 beauties which is quite cheap by Australian pricing standards for shoes like that.

I have been searching for the perfect pair of red heels for ages now. I've yet to find the right ones. It saddens me deeply.

I think those would only serve to make you look cheaper and more stupid than you already do.

Butt and Whale take commanding leads in their respective categories.

   Top 5 Winner   
1   10   Butt
2   2   Saltfucker
3   2   Kofi
4   2   Jelly
5   2   Ms. Mystery

   Number of Wins   
1   6   Butt
2   2   Saltfucker
3   2   Kofi
4   2   Ms. Mystery
5   1   Fairlight

   Top 5 Loser   
1   8   Whale
2   4   Pee
3   2   Pumpkin
4   2   Ellatorture
5   2   Poofs

   Number of Losses   
1   5   Whale
2   3   Pee
3   2   Pumpkin
4   2   Ellatorture
5   1   DCH

   Top 5 Pee-ers   
1   5   Pee
2   2   Whale

I hope to place someday. S4B!

I'm almost placed! I've harpwnt the whale once, but I'm pipped by The Wife.

NEW PUDDINGLAND UPDATE! (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?latest=280)

Woo! Man, I could use some of the Wife's training! She is hardcore!

This episode sucked! Fire the writer!

Yes, but if I did that, all the employee perks would go with it. Is that what you want?

   Top 5 Winner   
1   13   Butt
2   3   Jelly
3   2   Saltfucker
4   2   Kofi
5   2   Ms. Mystery

   Number of Wins   
1   8   Butt
2   2   Saltfucker
3   2   Kofi
4   2   Jelly
5   2   Ms. Mystery

   Top 5 Loser   
1   9   Whale
2   4   Pee
3   3   Ellatorture
4   2   Butt
5   2   Pumpkin

   Number of Losses   
1   6   Whale
2   3   Pee
3   2   Butt
4   2   Pumpkin
5   2   Ellatorture

Love the new update.

Always knew Saltfucker was a pussy. At least I fought La Butt, despite ( respectively ) getting my ass kicked.

The inclusion of the Fairlight/Ella sex scandal from #grah was lovely, too. That was quite a night.

Shut the fuck up, Pancake Fucker. Seriously, why you are not canned is an utter mystery.

Less stupidface and Trixiebelle Twinkletoes.  Moar Dark Trepie.

LaLa needs a bun in the oven.

What rohina said with sauteed onions on the side, and if you weren't so stupid you would know that Ella/Fairlight relations are canon.

Fairlight should go to KellyQ's shop and buy himself a Pizza Man outfit to surprise Ella, I'm sure it'd get her all hot and bothered.

I think that should be Fairlight's new permanent outfit.

I think it's awfully funny that Fairlight has hot Russian meatspace nurse boobs, and Ella has Russian pizza boy. It are a sign.

And after much crap slackness and procrastination from the capshunist, we bring you NEW PUDDINGLAND (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?latest=321)!

At least I have found a girl that seems to wear money.  That should help fund the caffeination habit, if the relationship lasts. 

Does jolrei have an iron bladder trait? I can drink vast amounts of coffee without needing to pee.

Also, Puddingland seems to be edging into a romance genre, with fight.  Is it intentional that it is beginning to be the pudding verson of Pride and Predjudice and Zombies?

I haven't bought most sims any traits.

Considering that I never actually got to read that, no. But romance arcs are a major part of the Sims, especially TS3, given that one of the 3 cornerstones of Sims appears to have been removed. I mean, sims were always about 3 things: Fighting, Fucking, and Peeing. Now there's not really much peeing.

Fighting and fucking go hand in hand.  The pee?  Not so much.  The Brynnes of this world are losing their power.

Blowtorch ftw.

Lollersauce on crispy fishsticks but that was a great update!  Keep up the good work, gang.

/thumbs up

Awww spooning! How womantic! Will there be mawwige?

I don't follow the logic of how these statements go together. Are you having another coked-up Derek Phailball moment?

Meh, don't feel like explaining.  Suffice to say, snowbawl threw some ideas together and did not show her work.

Glad to see there is less pee.

From now on I will just stick to posting things like, "Great update!  I lol'd at the blowtorch comment.  Trepie is hawt."

Wow, what a big update, with lots of content.  My favorite bits are the MATY n00b (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?view=345) and the commentary by the captioner about the images (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?view=414).  Heh.  I'm also wondering if we're seeing any foreshadowing (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?view=370) about Kiki's future employment.
 

Yes, my god, how dare I have a job, and creative projects, and want to unwind by Skyping instead of getting yelled at by you all night. Is the wife back?

   Top 5 Winner   
1   15   Butt
2   4   Ms. Mystery
3   3   Jelly
4   3   Assmitten
5   2   Saltfucker

   Number of Wins   
1   10   Butt
2   3   Assmitten
3   2   Saltfucker
4   2   Kofi
5   2   Jelly

   Top 5 Loser   
1   9   Whale
2   5   Pee
3   4   Ellatorture
4   3   Butt
5   3   Tigerlilley

   Number of Losses   
1   6   Whale
2   3   Butt
3   3   Pee
4   3   Ellatorture
5   3   Ambular

   Top 5 Pee-ers   
1   6   Pee
2   2   Whale

Oh lawdy, Trepie spawn cometh.

You can almost hear Eye of The Tiger playing while La Butt trains for the "Battle for Trepie".

The Donk gets Trepiespawn, the Butt gets Trepie, Trepie finds love.  Win, win, win.

Dink needs to show up to NAME your Clownspawn. And pick their traits.

You should make her pick a letter of the alphabet, and name all the kids names starting with that letter. I vote for D.

I could, but that's not as much fun. Plus, we have a clown theme going here.

If it's a boy, I vote Bozo. if it's a girl, Loonette. lul

You're just jealus of mah weave.

Who wouldn't be?

New PUDDINGLAND! (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?latest=474) Now with more Soup-beatings!

Hilarz captions, as usual. I am surprised by how much I like Puddingland.

I was just thinking it was time for more Puddingland.

I scared the cat by laughing out loud when I read that Pescado was experimenting with the idea of being John Hughes.

What is Buttlet's name?
Donkfruit's name?

P&L at jolrei for getting his ass kicked.

Buttlet's name is BUTTLET, obvoiusly. What else would you call a Buttlet?

I propose that Donkfruit be named Donkfruit.

   Top 5 Winner   
1   15   Butt
2   7   Ms. Mystery
3   4   Jelly
4   3   Assmitten
5   2   Saltfucker

   Number of Wins   
1   10   Butt
2   3   Ms. Mystery
3   3   Assmitten
4   2   Saltfucker
5   2   Kofi

   Top 5 Loser   
1   9   Whale
2   6   Pee
3   5   Ellatorture
4   4   Tigerlilley
5   3   Butt

   Number of Losses   
1   6   Whale
2   3   Butt
3   3   Pee
4   3   Ellatorture
5   3   Ambular

   Top 5 Pee-ers   
1   8   Pee
2   2   Whale

Duh. They are named thematically, too. The first one is Jane Buttlet, followed by Elizabeth Buttlet, then Mary, Kitty and Lydia.

Excellent capshuns.  Top picks for this update:

1. Mitten: rather lick goatse
2. FL: put a ring on it

The screen shots for both of those were perfect.

Thank you, that was my artistic contribution for this episode.

Clearly jolrei needs to train, but we jolreis stick to our decisions, regardless of buttkickings.  Still, I was pleased that the kapshunist avoided the blatantly obvious "is that a ring in your pocket, or..." line.  Well done.  Also, it seems at least for now, that pumpkin romance has not made it onto the "want to hurl" list.

I think it's a bit sad that Jelly will likely be able to see her reflection in the guitar mirror, barring the advent of puddingvampires.

Aggie and the narcoleptic hetero-trainer is excellent.  I can't make out who the ESL Peelover is.  Missed something by not being in #grah again, did I?

That pudding is based off real life Mr. Pee. He is ESL in meatspace, too.

PSL more like.

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s216/assmitten/emot-downsrim.gif)

Awesome! (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?view=532)  Maybe my sim should start working out for beefier arms, just so long as she eats more to compensate.  Wouldn't want to get too skinny.

Shouldn't the Buttlet babby be in a new chapter?  It's not a romance.

I thought that Mr Pee was the Camelfucker.  I am disappointed that this is not so.

Also Pescado' attempt at John Hughes-ness amused me.  I expect to see a Breakfast Club parody when LittlePuddingland hits teen, although the school being a rabbithole is a bit of a stumbling block.

Yes, I was thinking the same thing, but thought it would be odd for Pescado to bother to put a tard-pudding into Puddingland.  It just seemed too far out there.  Hence, my earlier question.

Ahem.

I am experiencing DTs from PuddingLand withdrawal.  Can you help a girl out?  Come on, just a little hit.  I'll show you my bewbs....:P 

Phailball is Phail. There will be more Awesomeland and Puddingland soon enough.

That's right old man, the threat of snowbewbs is enough to spur even the most ornery of codgers into action.

Actually, it's more like the episodes are being filmed and are awaiting accumulation, capshun, and release.

So what are you trying to say?  My bewbs mean nothing to you?

(http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv56/thebewilderness/sad.jpg)

You are Derek, remember? Manboobs...not my thing.

Guess again, old man.  But really, I don't want the missus to slap me upside the head with a raw steak, so I'll stop.
I would hate to really press the issue and wind up with thumbs in my eyes.

I am simply hankering for a hunka puddin'.

*shrugs

*rohina throws a $20 at the Phailball.

I hope you do not expect a handjob...my cuticles are a mess!

Yes, I am very pretty, but I don't do cream facials.  However, for an extra 15 bucks, I will allow a pearl necklace.  This is all about the bewbs, after all.

Bawl, there's ten bucks in it for you if you put your damn clothes back ON.

I was pointed to this thread after learning about the particularly funny, quick-wittedness skills of the capshunist.  I was not mislead.  I spent the better part of my morning reading the PUDDINGLAND adventures.  I laughed out loud - much to the dismay of girl.  At one point, there were shots of dead dogs on the TV.  Explanations were necessary, and not well received. 

This is just amusing.  Even if you don't know all the cast, the capshuns describe the interactions between the players so well, you figure it out.  Also, the Handy Word Dox for MATY Sims by witch was helpful in that respect.  Thanks for the jocularity.  Pressing the "thanks" button momentarily.  Looking forward to MOAR fight.

I apologize for interrupting the bewbie display. 

THANKS THAT WAS GRATE

So I see a new post in PuddingLand, I think, "Huzzah!" and come running (hur).  For this.

Thanks, that was NOT grate.  >:(

Perhaps if I linked you to the recent additions to the superior, oldskool Awesomeland? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkO3BLz0X2Y)

Ok, that will work...THIS TIME.

But I've got my eye on you.

It might have been funnier if I didn't have no-scripts

Zombie Babby demands moar puddingland! Appease the Zombie hunger with tasty puddings!

New PUDDINGLAND! (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?latest=585) Some leftovers from pre-WA, and the first Adventure!

The zombie curse plotline is underdeveloped!  Agger could perish?  Does she avoid this?  Has she simply not perished?  Will the curse come back to get her later?

Hem. Writer says she dies. Horribly.

She is still cursed. But can't go anywhere to do anything about it for awhile.

What does the curse actually do?

It makes a PEEN grow out of your forehead.

So what, have we found now that curses just get put on hold until you return to the other country? That's kinda lame...I want to see people coming back and dropping dead on their doorsteps.

Yes, it's always such fun when the neighbours do that IRL.  Make the game moar REELISTIX!

No, they're not on "hold". However, curses apparently take about 2 weeks to kill you, so you have until then to get uncursed.

Does time pass for cursed Agger while you play other famblies, then? Is this a story mode issue?

Yes, everything in Pudding occurs in unified time. The concept of "play other famblies" doesn't really exist outside of adventures in Puddingland, because AwesomeMod enables full-neighborhood play and therefore one does not have to "play a fambly" like in TS2 or stock. Agger therefore has 2 weeks of Puddingtime to do something about it, not including time taken in "otherspace" by anyone going on their own vacations.

I am sure she will happily spend the 2 weeks in DENIAL.

OMG! The BALL is RACIST against Jews.

/ignore

Finally, MOAR PUDDINGLAND (http://beta.moreawesomethanyou.com/puddingland/index.php?latest=653)!

The best part was when Puddingland was utterly destroyed. The worst part is that the destruction may not be permanent.

I'm in this episode!! I'm totally awesome.

   Top 5 Winner   
1   18   Butt
2   8   Ms. Mystery
3   4   Jelly
4   3   Assmitten
5   2   Saltfucker

   Top 5 Loser   
1   9   Whale
2   6   Pee
3   5   Ellatorture
4   4   Soup
5   4   Tigerlilley

   Number of Wins   
1   11   Butt
2   4   Ms. Mystery
3   3   Assmitten
4   2   Saltfucker
5   2   Kofi

   Number of Losses   
1   6   Whale
2   3   Butt
3   3   Pee
4   3   Ellatorture
5   3   Soup

   Top 5 Pee-ers   
1   9   Pee
2   2   Whale
3   1   Agger

If I were an F, I would be sad at the passing of at least this phase of Puddingland - I was rather enjoying it.  As it is, I simply maintain an interest in developments and lament, in an academic way, the fact that so many potential literary plot lines have been wasted.  Sort of like life, really.

I could express my preference for continued lulz in some form, perhaps in a rise of a new puddingland.

Whatever, really.

Impressive fire.  Is that what you get when you press the shiny button?

Oh, it's not over.

*rohina cries

/me P&L.

Did anyone die?

Anyone who doesn't get imported to the new Puddingland died. Everyone else is an Uncertainty Lich, because the way it works is that I had to export everyone before I set it on fire for the cool fire shots.

Hey, it's MATY's motto.

Also, did Jelly die? Because that would own.

Ask Jelly if she would like to be a Ghost Jelly. Alternatively, Burn-Victim Jelly as a mummy. Up to the Jelly. She's too amusing and relevant to MATY to just drop out of the story completely, though. Whether she escapes the flames, and how, will be up to the Lala.

Can ghosts see themselves in the mirror? Can they hold mirrors?

I'm going to guess that they can.

Well, dang.  And things were starting to look interesting for Dim Trepie.

Fear not.  I am sure you will not reappear as Trepie Light, the fat-free coffee creamer.  And you will most likely still be boinking La Butt.  So what are you worried about?

I think Trepie is single-penisedly going to ensure that generation 3 Puddings will all have the inbred trait.

The next piece of CC Puddingland needs: a banjo.

So are the fires out yet?  Or do you need to borrow my hose?

IS THIS PUDDING COOKED YET?

Those fires have been burning for a very long time now...

It's on indefinite hiatus pending time to add more crap to AwesomeMod and build the neighborhood. Try AWESOMELAND for Awesome-related lulz. The Pudding is presently a bit too weak on lulz for story-ifyng.

A shame. I've already exhausted Awesomeland and came back here for the Stay Puft edition.

Well, go pick a bitchfight with someone on the forum, then. A good fight will motivate me to put it in the game.

Sadly, I have little experience of Moar Fight and would probably get my arsed kicked if I tried to initiate it. I'll wait for AwesomeLand instead.

Which is funny considering that was a selling point for the Sims 3, wasn't it?

There is a definite lack of LULZ worthy Pudding story blogs. Almost all the others are Legacy shit which makes me want to yawn, gag or both.

I am glad to see all these people volunteering to capshun Puddingland.

I think he was speaking of Puddingstories in general. Obviously, your Buttliness is always lulzy.