actually i do.............but actually doing it well........not good at doing that bit

Please...do you think she will know what decrapify is?  LOL!

If the Store is telling you that you need an update, you've missed a vital patch somewhere.  Check your game using the MTS patch utility.  If it can't find the missing patch, you might have to uninstall and reinstall.

I'm no computer programmer, but when my games tell me they need an update, I assume that means I should update them.

Yes I do