Fucked Up Orchard Tree Fix for BV p0

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J. M. Pescado:
Yes, Maxis took something that wasn't really broken and fucked it up worse. Hooray.


orchardtreefix.zip

Fucked up Orchard Tree Fix for TS2BV p0
Made by: Flying Fish Systems (J. M. Pescado)

Congratulations to: Draklixa!

Special Thanks To:
Hobbsee the Scrawny Pencil Neck
Fat, Hairy-Bellied Ness
Rohina the Ugly Butted

INSTRUCTIONS:
Place in your MYDOCU~1\EAGAME~1\THESIM~1\DOWNLO~1 directory.

BUGS FIXED:
Orchard trees no longer fucked up. Should now properly Tend/Spray Many again.
Because Maxis fucked with it for no good reason and broke it.

COMPATIBILITY:
This hack is fully compatible with all FFS hacks. For TS2BV p0.

SIDE EFFECTS:
May cause computer damage, incontinence, explosion of user's head, coma, death,
and/or halitosis.

WARNING:
Do not open, crush, dispose of in fire, put in backwards, short-circuit, or mix
with non-awesome hacks - may explode, leak, or catch fire, resulting in injury
and/or death.

LFox:
Oh for crying out loud not again.  How the hell can you break an item that shouldn't even be touched by the expansion?  Man their such idiots.

dizzy:
Well, this was apparently a valiant attempt to prevent a reinit from clearing out the tree states. They just neglected to notice that Node 0x11 was killing the Init altogether. I've made mistakes like that before (never released a mistake like that, but I have made them).

The "fix" is still a coding WTF, though. I mean, doesn't this code walk on a part of the stack you should never touch?  ???

This sort of coding makes me want to puke. It's a WTF no matter how you look at it.

ZephyrZodiac:
However, Dizzy, you have no doubt heard of such things as Quality Control..........But have they?

dizzy:
QA is great if you have the tools that assure you of a quality delivery. Here's a good example:

In the same amount of time I spent fixing one little bug that I later deemed a moot issue in simantics, I wrote and debugged an entire suite of gender-preference functions in Lua. 10 hours to debug one line of code vs. 10 hours to debug 100 lines of code. You do the math.

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