JMP and NL
laeshanin:
More like he's busy sharpening up a big shiny axe, or his tongue... ;D
ZephyrZodiac:
Or polishing his lip-ripper! ::)
themaltesebippy:
He's laying low after an atlercation with a pizza boy that went bad. See, said pizza butt wouldn't come to the door to deliver the cheesey pie, said JM said to walk to his car to get it. Then pizza butt had the nerve to ask for a tip. So JM speared him, ate all 16 pizzas in the car, washed it down with the pizza boy's blood then stripped nude and wore the pizza boxes on his person as a sign of his manhood.
Of course authorites are only after JM for the 39 seconds of nudity. We don't care about violence around here.
ZephyrZodiac:
Well, if he was in the buff, I imagine there were more obvious signs of his manhood than pizza boxes! ;D
RainbowTigress:
Even for an old man with a very long beard? :o
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