Marking second cousins as family - Okay or not?
rohina:
Natch. Not MY secret, I hasten to add.
morriganrant:
Quote from: elle.jae on 2007 August 05, 13:57:44
I've always believed that there must be some sort of correlation between literacy and nightvision in inbred Kentucky hillfolk.* The less you can read, the better your nightvision. That's the only way I can explain the poorly lit roads there.
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Nah, thats all hillbilly like areas. In my home town most of the back roads have no lights what so ever, except for houses that are way the hell off the road. I've gotten so used to it that I now have a horrible time driving in the dark in Lit areas. I can see perfectly well by my headlights and night vision but absolutely nothing with street lights. Of course in my area, illiteracy seems to have an effect in how much you can function while inebriated. The less you are able to read the more alcohol you are able to pack away and still drive without swerving...
J. M. Pescado:
That isn't true. I'm quite literate, yet I drink enough vodka to kill you if you try it.
Zazazu:
Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2007 August 06, 11:52:50
That isn't true. I'm quite literate, yet I drink enough vodka to kill you if you try it.
The amount I can drink is directly proportionate to the number of cute, likely available, boys in the area. This is why, when out with my two best friends and their boyfriend/fiance (also friends of mine) I'm out after two Deliriums. At New Years, surrounded by boys, I'm downing whole bottles of Bailey's and Makers Mark and multiple tumblers of champagne with no hangover. 'Course I don't drive.
This, of course, goes to show that I should be surrounded by cute guys at all times.
morriganrant:
It merely applies to the area I come from, and i should have been more specific. Its beer they pack away ... packs and packs of beer. Not liqueur at all, but piss. They are obviously drunk yet they are still functioning ...mostly ....can't walk but they can drive for some reason. They can barely read and have difficulty writing.
As for myself, I can actually drink several of my male friends, that are twice as big as I am, under the table so long as its mainly rum. They are rather stunned and seem to treat it as some kind of party trick
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