The Phone Ringing Is Driving Me Crazy!!
Hook:
He can get his undies back when he comes to leave flowers. Or when he brings something nice.
I've had dream dates bring big screen TVs, DJ booths, a piano and the §5,800 vertical fountain (which I promptly sold, this being in a tiny college house). Dating for fun and profit! :D
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aussieone:
Or dating for fun and kinky thrills :)
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Quote from: aussieone on 2005 October 01, 11:18:38
Or dating for fun and kinky thrills :)
My dates keep rolling up wants to woohoo in the car, even if they're at home. I figure eventually they'll woohoo the wheels right off the thing. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. :)
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aussieone:
Quote from: Hook on 2005 October 01, 11:21:08
Quote from: aussieone on 2005 October 01, 11:18:38
Or dating for fun and kinky thrills :)
My dates keep rolling up wants to woohoo in the car, even if they're at home. I figure eventually they'll woohoo the wheels right off the thing. I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet. :)
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Well, I actually had a couple who woohooed so much they 'broke' their bed.
Actually, in reality, when I chose the option to relax, it wouldn't work until I deleted their old bed and bought a new one........so I thought "you horny buggers, I'll have to buy you a new bed" and ......all was good when I did ;D
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Quote from: aussieone on 2005 October 01, 11:27:02
Well, I actually had a couple who woohooed so much they 'broke' their bed.
Actually, in reality, when I chose the option to relax, it wouldn't work until I deleted their old bed and bought a new one........so I thought "you horny buggers, I'll have to buy you a new bed" and ......all was good when I did ;D
I'm not surprised. :) I once had a test couple to see if woohoo would build body skill. Unfortunately, it does not. Unlike real life, where woohoo is definitely an aerobic exercise! But I've never had a broken bed.
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