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J. M. Pescado:
Quote from: Hairfish on 2005 September 07, 12:10:53
Hey, you'll get no argument from me about that! But it is a drug. I used to take 5mg. of Dexedrine twice a day for ADD, but have since found a few cups of drip dark-roast equally effective, and it doesn't require a triplicate prescription and registration with the DEA. I go through a lot of non-dairy creamer, though. And toilet paper.
And Poise pads.
My suggestion is to stop drinking so much water. That coffee crap is so watery. Did you know it's over 90% water? My blood has better caffeine than that. I could sell my blood as a caffeinated beverage of greater strength than your coffee. If I drank your coffee, I would pass out. Purified caffeine is the way to go. Less water (okay, no water), more caffeine!
laeshanin:
Hmmm, so all that stuff about water being necessary for life is junk? Or is it as we all suspect, and J.M. really is an alien sent to spy upon us????
Tell you what, though, he's damn right about caffeine and water being a bad mix. You would never get your arse off the bog if you had a system like his.
Shivani:
On the other hand, all that water means you get up to stretch regularly and get the circulation going as you trundle toward the loo.
laeshanin:
Not a bad point, medear, and one I shall keep in mind.
J. M. Pescado:
Quote from: Shivani on 2005 September 07, 21:36:54
On the other hand, all that water means you get up to stretch regularly and get the circulation going as you trundle toward the loo.
Unless you have an accident. Then at least you can practice the leg-shake.
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