Things NEVER done on Sims 3?

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Freezerburn:
Quote from: goatrider on 2010 December 24, 12:25:15

Quote from: Freezerburn on 2010 December 24, 05:07:24

Quote from: goatrider on 2010 December 22, 21:35:16

I want a 6000 simoleans realdoll woohooable and costumable. Can you do that?


I want you to shut your computer off and get a life.


I suggest you try to wear your sister's underwear first, perhaps you find it amusing and decide to live your life as a drag queen. Merry Christmas :)


I suggest you try to fuck Santa. Oh, my mistake, he's busy tonight. Merry Xmas.

Assmitten:
Quote from: spockblock on 2010 December 15, 07:31:36

(Or as a very odd man I once met at a party told me -- after showing me his portfolio of photographs of naked women covered in melted wax -- "Nobody out there was making porn for my fetishes, so I had to learn how to do it myself.")


That's Dan Savage's advice as well. Someone called into his podcast recently wanting macabre lady clown porn and he said it was the caller's duty to make it and put it on the internet.

spockblock:
Quote from: Assmitten on 2010 December 24, 20:06:20

That's Dan Savage's advice as well. Someone called into his podcast recently wanting macabre lady clown porn and he said it was the caller's duty to make it and put it on the internet.


Huh. I could have hooked her up with a half dozen sources, including at least one who does outcalls.

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING.

jezzer:
Quote from: spockblock on 2010 December 24, 20:53:54

Quote from: Assmitten on 2010 December 24, 20:06:20

That's Dan Savage's advice as well. Someone called into his podcast recently wanting macabre lady clown porn and he said it was the caller's duty to make it and put it on the internet.


Huh. I could have hooked her up with a half dozen sources, including at least one who does outcalls.

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING.


It sounds less like a boast and more like a threat.

spockblock:
Well, it's all in the way you say it. Sort of like how Leonard Bernstein turned knife-fighting into a delightful musical romp.

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