jolrei pudding - bring some right here.

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J. M. Pescado:
The way I see it, if we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Madame Mim:
There was an absolutely brilliant ad here in Aus for some show I don't actually watch.

First date in a restaurant and man tells woman that they do the most wonderful lamb here. She replies (a touch coldly) that she's a vegetarian and he makes some mumbled responce, caught off guard trying not to commit himself. She sweetly then informs him that she wishes she was strong enough to ignore the fact that eating meat is murder. To which he replies that she's weak from lack of protien and if only she would eat properly she'd have strength for anything she wanted to do.

awrevell:
Thank you so very much, Madame Mim!  That was great, I needed that laugh.

J. M. Pescado:
Mmm. Murder. Tasty, tasty, murder. As a proud member of People Eating Tasty Animals, I approve this message.

kiki:
I refuse to be a vegetarian - vegetables are what food eats.

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