Important notice from the GRAMMAR POLICE. Plz read. This means you.
CharleeRose:
Quote from: soozelwoozel on 2009 May 29, 22:45:12
Here's a question for the floor: if you know that what you're going to say is stupid and pointless, why on earth would you bother to post it?
Rohina already answered that for us with "lack of impulse control."
Simchick:
Quote from: rohina on 2009 May 29, 22:34:49
Quote from: Simchick on 2009 May 29, 22:29:03
I know I'm going to get my ass kicked but I could not resist. Nine pages of totally irrelevant shit. And I read (past tense) every last page because this site cracks me up.
What is this meant to do? Make us feel sorry for you because you have poor impulse control?
Maybe a nod to your lack of impulse control? Why don't you just ignore me? I'm curious; Do you all act like this in real life or is there some transformation when you log onto MATY?
GelatinousSubstance:
Quote from: rufio on 2009 May 29, 22:32:05
Grammar is never irrelevant on MATY.
Gelatinous - how would you come up with a "true" analysis of my handwriting, then? What innate properties about me, besides the dexterity of my hands and the way I was taught to write English, have anything to do with how my handwriting turns out?
Supposedly, there are subconscious aspects at play.
With disabilities in mind, these aspects of a person's handwriting should remain fairly consistent:
The tilt (left/right) suggests how introverted/extroverted a person is. If it goes in both directions during a sentence, mood swings and flightiness are apparent.
The height of the upper stems of letters like ‘h', ‘l', ‘b' suggest how far a person is willing to strive for knowledge. The width of those upper stems suggests how inflated their ego is.
‘t' and ‘d' are a bit different though; their height reveals individuality. If the stems are short, the person is more of their own individual.
The heaviness of the cross to a ‘t' shows how much staying power a person has (will they follow through? How much effort will they put into it? Do they do it with flair?).
The reach of the lower stems (‘y', ‘g', ‘p') suggest how much of a root that person has and how much emphasis they put on family and friends. Fat curves that close show a person that hangs onto their friends and family more than someone that drops their letters off in a straight line, etc… etc…
Heaviness of print up to the type of pen a person chooses to use (fine or bold) all tell a little bit of something about a person, as well as how close the letters in a word are in comparison to actual word spacing and the base-line direction.
Also, they say that people that break between printing and writing within a word or sentence tend to be more intuitive than someone who doesn't - the more broken the word is toward print, the more intuitive.
And like Hook said earlier, it does sound very much like numerology, doesn't it?
linz:
Quote from: Simchick on 2009 May 29, 23:04:44
I'm curious; Do you all act like this in real life or is there some transformation when you log onto MATY?
I second this. I recently wrote a research paper on "Internet Socializing" and "Online Communities" and NOT to my surprise the findings indicated that over 30% of the users in these communities seem to develop a second persona, which is usually close to the opposite or the exact opposite of their true personality of the outside world.
reggikko:
Quote from: linz on 2009 May 29, 23:32:48
Quote from: Simchick on 2009 May 29, 23:04:44
I'm curious; Do you all act like this in real life or is there some transformation when you log onto MATY?
I second this. I recently wrote a research paper on "Internet Socializing" and "Online Communities" and NOT to my surprise the findings indicated that over 30% of the users in these communities seem to develop a second persona, which is usually close to the opposite or the exact opposite of their true personality of the outside world.
We're actually much meaner in real life. We try to curb our behavior here, give people the benefit of the doubt, yadda, yadda. Always remember, we don't know you; we probably don't like you. Our responses to your drivel will likely reflect these feelings. If you can show yourselves to be made of stern stuff, can take some sporking and come back with a pithy retort, you might be accepted here. Otherwise, GTFO. Thanks.
Oh, and, generally speaking to all that is MATY noobdom, stop with the "Pes" already. He REALLY doesn't know you and he likes you even less than the rest of us do. He's not your BFF, FFS.
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