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J. M. Pescado:
Put the cat back. That new avatar face is just too stupid to tolerate.
iHateyou:
Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2009 May 27, 15:59:31
Quote from: Eliste on 2009 May 27, 13:19:16
This is SO not true. IRL normal people do woohoo during pregnancy ;) Why on Earth would one suddenly become a nun after getting knocked up? Ask your doctor: you may and even should - it's healthy for the relationship.
Well, I suppose if you don't really want to keep the baby, that's one way of getting rid of it. Otherwise, I would think that the physicality of the process would be extremely harmful to contained objects.
JM, finally you are wrong about something. Sex cannot harm the baby as long as the man isn't laying his full weight directly on the baby, and that is only likely to be so uncomfortable that you get kicked off long before you can crush it or anything.
Also sperm has chemicals in it that has cervix softening and pain reducing properties that have real benefits for women who are close to going into labor.
P.S. Have you never heard of doggy style?
Hook:
Quote from: Perez Hilton on 2009 May 31, 20:24:25
P.S. Have you never heard of doggy style?
Perez, have you never heard of Klingon style? That's the only style Pescado knows. None of this wimpy stuff. Sex is a battle which may be won or lost. I know more details, but you don't want to hear them.
Hook
kiki:
Quote from: Hook on 2009 May 31, 22:47:46
Quote from: Perez Hilton on 2009 May 31, 20:24:25
P.S. Have you never heard of doggy style?
Perez, have you never heard of Klingon style? That's the only style Pescado knows. None of this wimpy stuff. Sex is a battle which may be won or lost. I know more details, but you don't want to hear them.
Hook
See, either Pescado has the hydra-like ability to regenerate his head or he's never actually had sex with Mrs Pescado - because I have no doubt that she rips the heads off of men and eats them afterwards, ala a praying mantis.
Inge:
I have it on good authority that they don't actually get close enough to have sex together. I believe they find it safer to remain in seperate rooms.
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