Stan and Alan - A TS3 story
Fat D:
Quote from: crunk on 2009 May 23, 01:01:27
LOL that this is most likely the first sim story of TS3! Stan's got quite a lovely beak there! ::)
Thank you, I originally tried to make him look demonic, but where that did not work, I just went the bizarre route.
Stan is my PC in that playthrough, Alan gets very little control and all the townies and neighbors are NPCs.
Anyway, Jess pointed out that Emos should be offensive to Stan, so let us go after the closest thing to an emo the game has to offer, Cornelia Goth.
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[01:54:45] jesslla: Emoness is offensive to Stan.
Upon reflecting that Mrs. Goth looks like an emo, Stan goes out to see her.
"I hate thine emo style. But thou art kinda cute." Poor Mortimer is forced to watch helplessly as
Stan rapes hipehopes her.
Meanwhile, incompetent Alan has broken Stan's computer.
You know what that means - Time for a beating!
And Alan is broken, too.
HomeschooledByTards:
Quote from: Fat D on 2009 May 23, 01:17:39
"I hate thine emo style. But thou art kinda cute." Poor Mortimer is forced to watch helplessly as
HAH! Too funny.
SaraMK:
You know, I missed the TS3 thing in the title, and I... still don't see how this isn't TS2. WTF? Why are you messing with my head?
JediMaster:
This is hilarious!
Fat D:
Quote from: SaraMK on 2009 May 23, 03:33:07
You know, I missed the TS3 thing in the title, and I... still don't see how this isn't TS2. WTF? Why are you messing with my head?
The graphical update is by far not as significant as that from TS1 to TS2.
Anyway, Stan has decided that mechanical experience cannot hurt (as long as he will not get electrocuted), so he is fixing the PC
and the shower, which stupid Alan has broken, too.
His most recent interior design project, making the natural lighting in the library more dominant by removing all sources of artificial light, is nearing completion.
But the tables in the center of the room still need to be removed, the room looks too stuffed. Maybe giving that computer to Alan might get him off Stan's PC.
The house has been redecorated as well, including a shiny new
kitchen. A legitimate purchase. Happens rarely in this household. However, unfortunately,
Alan decides to use it first, to make waffles. If this fails, you know what is going to happen.
But they actually turned out pretty nice. Too bad, we have to skip the beatings today.
Let us throw in a bonus beating for good measure.
There you go.
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