Stan and Alan - A TS3 story
soozelwoozel:
This is hilarious, but you forgot two crucial components to the Alan & Stan saga: Hippochrist and his fateway. Although perhaps Hippochrist is far too metaphysical an entity to be appropriately rendered through the workings of TS3*. We are not worthy!
*edited because I made a booboo
Fat D:
Quote from: soozelwoozel on 2009 May 23, 15:33:37
This is hilarious, but you forgot two crucial components to the Alan & Stan saga: Hippochrist and his fateway. Although perhaps Hippochrist is far too metaphysical an entity to be appropriately rendered through the workings of TS2. We are not worthy!
This is TS3. And I am yet to indroduce Santa as well.
How is that for a hippochrist? The final version will of course get longer hair.
Well, let us continue the story.
Stan has gone to town to meet his boss for some social interaction.
Apparently, she agrees with his dislike of Alan. He invites her into his windowless twin tower of evil home.
By the way, it has been redecorated again with library equipment. Alan has his own PC now.
A new, bigger table from the library has replaced the old dining table.
As Alan's waffles are already spoiled, Stan tries to make mac and cheese
and fails.
Alan will pay for this.
After Dinner, the boss says goodbye,
Alan gets his ass kicked
And a new Sim has arrived in the neighborhood:
I wonder what is up with him.
soozelwoozel:
Quote from: Fat D on 2009 May 23, 15:55:04
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How is that for a hippochrist? The final version will of course get longer hair.
Brilliant. Although I'm pretty sure it's against Hippocristan doctrine to display craven images of HC. Enjoy your stay in hell PLASHMEMER.
Fat D:
Quote from: soozelwoozel on 2009 May 23, 17:47:37
Quote from: Fat D on 2009 May 23, 15:55:04
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How is that for a hippochrist? The final version will of course get longer hair.
Brilliant. Although I'm pretty sure it's against Hippocristan doctrine to display craven images of HC. Enjoy your stay in hell PLASHMEMER.
Splashphemy is Stan's job. I must not forget to have him meet Hippochrist at the pool in my next playthrough.
Stan has installed his new spoils from the gym. An expensive flat-panel TV
and a treadmill, complete with ceiling light.
At the pool, he meets a familiar face:
It is nobody else than Cheeseus Hippochrist!
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virtuethrugod: and anyoen who does not belive in jessu is crazy
adrisole: I don't believe in a Jessu.
FatD: BELIEVE IN CHEESEUS
FatD: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/designstation/Jesuscopy.jpg
adrisole: FatD, that is fantastic.
HeyYeah: rofl FatD
jesslla: Cheeseus is my lard and savory.
Aner-Dyfan: rofl FaTD
virtuethrugod: fatd you will burn in hell when you die i hope you know that
kutto: LOL V: lol
Tyyppi: I would happily accept Cheeseus as my savior
soozelwoozel: he's just showing his faith VTG
HeyYeah: Those cheeseballs Cheesus is holding are the best thing ever
Mitten: Great, now I want a biscuit.
Amber: Virtu, you sure did pick the wrong room to troll.
PirateNeko: i love cheeses.
adrisole: Virtue: won't I? Damn, I was so looking forward to hell :(
Aner-Dyfan: No VTG, from your own admission if he repents he'll be fine
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virtuethrugod: the spanish are crazy anyway they are all hypocriste
soozelwoozel: hippochrist?
virtuethrugod: they onl say they worhip jesus but rally they al lworship the DEVIL
LilBrudder: HIPPOCHRIST!
GayJohnScarritt: oh, now he's calling Christ fat
LilBrudder: soozelwoozel: I smell a meme!
Aner-Dyfan: Hippochrist awesome
Metalkatt: no, I think he's calling him a horse
LilBrudder: HIPPOCHRIST!
Michael_the_choirbo: She has a stuffed hippo- "Augustine of hippo" she calls it.
virtuethrugod: hiipocrites ok
virtuethrugod: not hippochrist
Dementropy: Isn't Hippochrist half-horse, have-savious. Like a Christaur?
virtuethrugod: hippocrites
virtuethrugod: hypocrites
Aner-Dyfan: Christaur lol
LilBrudder: Christaur Redentor? :P
Dementropy: *saviour
virtuethrugod: now you have me doing it
soozelwoozel: hippochrist is infinitely better than hiipocrites
Michael_the_choirbo: hungy hungry hippochrist.
The inevitable fight erupts.
They say Jessu always defeats the devil.
Apparently not.
I know, it is all Splashphemy.
Giggy:
lol, hippochrist.
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