Stan and Alan - A TS3 story
Fat D:
Meet Stan YHWH and Alan Of Suffering (now downloadable), created after a #grah session with virtuethrugod, our favorite christian fundamentalist tard.
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virtuethrugod: dont listen to the prophet of staan
virtuethrugod: yes he is a liar
LilBrudder: STAN!
LilBrudder: NOT YOU AGAIN, STAN!
This is Stan YHWH. Quite a likable sim, I would say. At least for people who voluntarily frequent MATY. Stan is an evil mean-spirited hot-headed kleptomaniac (dare-)devil.
Whoops! We caught him while showering. Now we see his ass donkey in all its pixelblur-censored glory.
Now that is better. Now meet Alan Of Suffering, as introduced in the same #grah session:
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virtuethrugod: no heaven is not on eart
soozelwoozel: heaven is a halfpipe
virtuethrugod: earth is a lano f suffering
Aggie: Heaven is a PLACE on earth.
JennyJenny: Okay.. a lan of suffering?
Aner-Dyfan: Screw God, screw his prophets. Give me jesus dong!
soozelwoozel: exactly my point Aggie
LilBrudder: Heaven is a magical place named CoolWhip.
HeyYeah: "Heaven is a girl I know..."
V: Earth is lamo F-ly suffering?
FatD: no
JennyJenny: Like playing against a room full of 12s?
V: That is wha I heard
FatD: Alan Of Suffering
virtuethrugod: aner dyfan you will not say such things when you have rpeented for your sins
V: OH
LilBrudder: The Earth sheds a single emo tear for you.
V: Alan!
FatD: Lord Alan, Duke of Suffering or something like that
virtuethrugod: after being cleansed by fire
V: And he hates Stan, right?
soozelwoozel: Alan and Stan
LilBrudder: Alan of Suffering was the primary Prophet of Stan.
Aggie: Duke of Earl.
V: Alan & Stan... are they lovers?
Alan Of Suffering used to be the gay fancy lover (and husband) of Stan, but they broke up because Stan just loves beating up Alan. They still live in the same house though.
Oh, Alan is abusing Stan's computer, freshly stolen from the library. Guess what that means...
That is right, Alan is getting his first beating for today.
cwieberdink:
This made me LOL.
Assmitten:
Thanks, Fat D. MOAR!
Fat D:
Because he needs to be fit for his career, Stan often visits the gym. He also makes extra money here by aiding in interior design. His speciality is making the room look mor spacious. Some of his efforts can be seen here:
We see him at work here:
This is also where he eats, as his ventures have not yet allowed him to acquire his own kitchen equipment.
Of course, everything goes well until Alan shows up,
leading to MOAR FIGHT,
leading, in turn, to inevitable pwnination.
BONUS:
At least he got to assrapedonkeyhipehope Mrs. Crumplebottom!
Take that as revenge for two generations of annoying sinners. Umm... Simmers, I mean.
crunk:
LOL that this is most likely the first sim story of TS3! Stan's got quite a lovely beak there! ::)
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