On getting rid of duplicate Maxis Bin people and Ottomas...

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Kyna:
Quote from: J. M. Pescado on 2009 April 14, 09:31:26

Also, in the future, always not only back up your computer and lock it, but physically remove the hard drives and rig the computer to explode if tampered with. That's what I do. As you've clearly learned from this example, it's not paranoia when they really ARE out to get you! My habit of distrust and paranoia has never failed me. A little trust goes a long way: The less you use, the farther you go. People who have visited me in the past have learned NEVER TO TOUCH ANYTHING or IT WILL EXPLODE. Even the most trivial of things is warded against possible theft with extreme measures. I have bolted paper plates and plastic sporks to the furniture with explosive bolts to discourage theft. While it is unclear to me why someone would WANT to steal that, it NEVER HURTS to send a strong message in advance!


This needs to go in the FAQ and/or wikka, so that it can be easily quoted the next time some tard tries the "my speshul sister was posting on my account" excuse.

Marhis:
Quote from: maxon on 2009 April 14, 10:37:29

Wait - you have visitors?   :o


He apparently had at least 1 visitor. Once. For a very short time.  :P

Quote from: Kyna on 2009 April 14, 13:41:25

This needs to go in the FAQ and/or wikka, so that it can be easily quoted the next time some tard tries the "my speshul sister was posting on my account" excuse.


Wholeheartedly agree; maybe better if it's FAQ, more official.

FourCats:
* Wonders if he feeds his visitors, and how they eat if the paper plate and plastic spork are bolted down

dragoness:
Of course he doesn't feed his visitors. Pescado hates the very concept of food, he says so all the time. :P I suspect he'll be offended that you suggested such a thing.

phyllis_p:
I was thinking he made them fight for their meal, and whoever survives also gets the privilege of going home after eating.

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