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Khan of Wyrms:
Quote from: hedgekat on 2008 November 21, 19:07:35
Now this sounds like an interesting religion. Details? I might want to be an acolyte.
The Sacred Order and Temple of What Might Eventually Be Beyond Mere Hot Pants is always ready to accept new members into the fold.
It is a simple thing, really. All members strive for certain enlightenment. This divinely inspired illumination is only realized through meditation and contemplation of the sacred mysteries revealed through the hot pants. The secret mysteries expose unto the properly educated initiate the inescapable and ineffable truth of all things concealed in nature by the power and enigma of hot pants.
Cult Church members work to advance the cause of the temple, hopefully by bringing in many suitable, nubile candidates (male or female) that are adequately and quite righteously attired in proper hot pants. This is a key component of the movement, you see, because for many people, these sublime mysteries as I have already promised can simply never be understood. (Along with most other, more ordinary things.) These unfortunates can still do their part for the rest of us by competently exhibiting the holy symbol of our cause, thereby allowing the rest of us ready focus for contemplation and transcendence beyond the base, mundane, material concerns shrouded by the mysteries.
You see here I have already revealed to you some of what might be considered hearsay you may not understand.
Hopefully, if you are interested, you might show more aptitude at recruiting than other members. Everyone wants to join, of course, but no one wants to wear the sacred hot pants, or bring in new members with the proper qualities to wear them. (By qualities it is meant no otherwise obvious useful ones) This is causing an unacceptable obstruction to the attainment of righteous, transcendent glory. Naturally, if you just want to model the hot pants, that is always acceptable.
There is nothing uptight about this religion, except the uniform!
J. M. Pescado:
And someone needs to make a better version for the game.
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